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[GreatWyrmGold]

Thankfully, it can be repaired.

Action?

[TopHat]

Take some of Psyghost's DNA (blood, perhaps?) and grab some of the better equipment the soldiers left (don't take long though), before heading back home.
Lie low for a while, helping Jim with robot, rebuilding Heracles's arm, checking the loot (and blueprints), and trying to clone Psyghost from the DNA.
Oh, and get a really good hacker to wipe off my records (police, doctor's, all of it)

What is really funny is that all this was caused by Psyghost and Mirror failing to do the bank in the first place.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Actually, it was from them being caught. And good rolls.
You take some of Psyghost's DNA in the form of bloody hair, and grab [6] a couple jeeps and a tank full of military gear. You run out of fuel shortly before reaching the castle, but your robots help with moving them.
You begin work. You don't make much progress before dinner.
After dinner, you look for a hacker to erase your records. [4] You find someone willing to do it for $500 and an autograph, to prove he really signed a deal with you. You decide this sounds reasonable, with all of the killing and blowing up you did.

It's bedtime.

END OF DAY 14 OF VILLAINY

Your income and expenses gave you a net profit of $60 this week.
Ashley's investments netted you [2] $27 this week.

What do you do?

[TopHat]

Hire the hacker, and give my autograph.
Wait, do I/we still have the autographs of the late Macropolis Patrol Heroes ( from the BBQ) That would probably make a lot if we sold it.... Actually, just keep it as a souvenir of the first 2 weeks of villainy. ((would it be possible to mark the weeks on the evil deeds? Eg: week 1. (blah blah blah) week 2: (blah blah blah). Just an Idea, for reference.))
Clone Psyghost. Also check through loot (blueprints, 'shinies', and the army stuff) and look up the events of yesterday on the news.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You hire the hacker and he does his thing. As a side benefit, you don't need to pay taxes, which is good because you don't need to look up your deductibles anymore!

You start work on cloning Psyghost. It's going to be tougher; due to a human's greater mass, you'll be cloning a baby her, and memories are impossible to add without a mind to copy them from,live or fresh. Also, you'very never cloned a mammal before; there's a reason they started with frogs. [4-1] By the end of the day, you create a sickly little baby, genetically identical to Psyghost.

That evening, Sin comes by. He runs before you can get there, but Fred tells you his ultimatum: Leave alone, and leave forever, or Sin will bring an army upon the castle within a week.

Well, then...After dinner, you catalogue the swag. A lot of it is suitable only for rewarding the cutebolds, but the blueprints seem to be for some sort of magic-based thingy or seven. The other stuff includes:
8 battle rifles, with 367 bullets
One RPG-13, with 17 RPGs
Nine sets of combat armor
Ten sidearms, with 146 bullets
One pair of golden earrings
One platinum class ring from Yale's class of 1988
Other stuff which is far less interesting

Note: The RPG-13 is a  more powerful version of the real-world RPG-7. It was designed for use against superhuman targets.

DAY 15 OF VILLAINY COMPLETE

Ayup, you're in in the news...

[TopHat]

Read news report.
Get the diggerbots to dig out a secret underground garage for the jeeps and tank, complete with hidden exit and tunnel to the bunker.
Store the weapons in a room in the bunker, designated the 'armoury'. Make another one to store the ammunition, the magazine.
Consider hiring the hacker full time, ask how much he'd do it for.
Get other bots to strengthen the defenses.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You read the news report. You are referred to as a "Class W citizen," which is three levels below supervillains who regularly try to destroy the world! Wow!

[6] The diggerbots make a huge subterranean hangar, complete with hole for aircraft to enter, right under the kangaroo pasture of the neighboring eccentric millionaire. You could cover it if you work fast; he won't come look for a few days.

[2] The hacker already has a job.

The other bots repair the walls with wood and soil. That's all you have, [2] and their work kinda collapses. Thankfully, the castle walls hold.
You review the plans: An inner keep surrounded by a courtyard, surrounded by walls. Good. That should be defensible.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Actions, anyone? I'd like to get this week finished so you can face off against Sin.

[Inithis]

You know what we need? Explosives.

Build explosives, then attach them to the little octo-tanks. We will be prepared to blow Sin's army to pieces.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You're not much of a chemist, [4-1] but you learn fast. Perk of being a super-genius. However, you don't make any explosives that would hurt a mouse.

There goes the morning...

[LordSlowpoke]

ALRIGHTY THEN

We're going to need guidance here, aren't we. Get more cutebolds going, teach them the basics of rifle operation, dress them up in armor and put them on the castle walls. Promise a shiny trinket for every target they destroy, with a bonus for the one who destroys the most. Also, we're going to need more heat rays! These are for whatever amount of cutebolds we have that is above 5, since some of us are going to need the rifles themselves. And get the rest of the crew to do some work too! We're about to be under siege, not visited by a circus, what are they even doing to help?

[TopHat]

Hey, why don't we just challenge Sin to single combat, Mano-a-Mano?
If he truly is as stupid as the potion thing did to him, he probably won't realise it's a trap.
We could modify the Cutebold Branch (Brutebolds?)

[GreatWyrmGold]

[4] Three new CB-Cs are created. You assign them to be trained [3], and it sorta succeeds. You now have nine cutebolds of assorted models which can use the new mini-heat rays you just mass-produced (model HR-9), [6-1] which work quite well despite their size being similar to a stretched-out pistol. You manage to get some halfway decent armor; the cutebolds are armored. Your employees help all they can; [4] with your guidance, you make some progress. You're running out of scrap, though; consider opening up a recycling center once all of this is over.
The project entitled CB-B-B, because it's based on the CB-B line (well, prototype), [4] succeeds. CB-B-B-1 looks like a cross between a gorilla and an alligator (a gorillagator?), but it only about 4 feet tall. That's about twice the size of the cutebolds, though.
Gertrude offers to take your challenge to Sin. His response is that you should come into town for the duel. Not having been born on Day 14 of Villainy, you decide against it.
Well, it's been a hard day's work. Good night.

END OF DAY 15 OF VILLAINY

[GreatWyrmGold]

You've got five or six days until Sin shows up, what will you do?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Let me put it this way: You Are the Villain is about to feature in a crossover, and I need to catch up to when Sin's army arrives to siege. So...let your imagination run wild, and think of defenses!