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[TopHat]

Experiment - can eggs be cloned? (with the chick inside)
If so, create a large - scale egg production unit.
Sell the eggs.

Request that Jim make a lookalike bot of me - to take my place at the community service every tuesday.

Test remaining man-portable heat rays?

[GreatWyrmGold]

[2] Your cloning machine does not produce a viable embryo, or a viable omelet. You might need to tinker with it, but you should be able to "clone" a few more eggs. It's probably more efficient to clone hens, though.
Jim says he needs more materials before he can make a new robot. He draws up a list:

1 CPU, $65
Latex for skin, $25
Various misc. parts, $75
More alcohol, $60
Total: $225
Jim says he can finish the robot by Tuesday.

Test results:
HR-6: [2] Failure.
HR-7: [6, 3] Well, you might have hit the target, but...you need a new firing range. And another repair from the contractor. He's started work on the tower.

[Inithis]

Wait. We need money... and we know a guy made out of solid gold.

Plot to sell him as an ancient 'sculpture' you uncovered, and then when you have the money, break him loose and blow up all the citizens who knew of the plot. Rinse and repeat.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Aurous Anger does not agree to your plan.

[Nega]

Ask Jim to make some more HERCULES, we could always use some guards.
Continue work on project CYBOLD.
Hmm... get a sample of your DNA, what if you tried to give yourself powers through genetics?
Also, choose one of the kittens as your personal lap-cat. Every villain needs a lap-cat.

[GreatWyrmGold]

A HERACLES requires about $425 of assorted materials, and some parts need to arrive in the mail. You'd also need to make more heat rays.
Do you want to make more CB-Cs or work on CB-D? And if the latter, what will you do to improve CB-C?
[2] You can't choose a good lapcat. They're all trained to use the litter box, at least.

[Donuts]

The pokemon part is that he can learn 4 skills at a time

[GreatWyrmGold]

Oh, I see. I just rolled a d6.

[Nega]

Make a assembly-line so that robots can be created quickly.
Start to sell some robots as another way to make money.
Use that money to buy better equipment, if they can be improved that is, and to help fund the ability to make more robots, and thus make more money.
You could start a business!

[GreatWyrmGold]

[2] Your plan is throttled by insufficient materials. Oh, and Jim needs some such.

What kind of robot would you be selling? You can't find a real big market for HERACLESes...

[LordSlowpoke]

SELL DEATH FOR GLORIOUS PROFITS

[GreatWyrmGold]

You don't own Death. Care to elaborate?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Do you need villainous suggestions?

[TopHat]

Set Up Chicken Farm with more cloned chickens - as a legal source of income.
Train the cutebolds to steal for me, then sell them as 'pets'.
Send my minions (mirror, shaper, and psyghost) to rob some random bank, armed with Heat Rays. (yes, I know only two work, but still..) Not the police station. Fire the big heat ray at something as well, as a distraction.

BUY PARTS FOR JIM ($225, we can make more Hercules later).

[GreatWyrmGold]

HR-4, HR-5, and HR-7 all work. They are given to Shaper, Psyghost, and Mirror, respectively.

You set up a chicken farm, [4] cloning another one before [6] turning the cutebolds into master thieves. You then need to stop them from stealing all of your stuff for themselves, [6] which kinda succeeds, but as the die hates you you're right back where you started.
The three minions take the three functioning heat rays and head out. You use the big heat ray to [4] set a random house or three on fire. Goody.

[6,3,6;5,6,5;2,3,1]
Shaper returns, carrying a single small bag containing $700 in fives, tens, and twenties. She says that getting to the bank and getting the money went great, but Mirror got caught and Psyghost phased into the police car. Oh, my...

Well, Jim has his parts and is working on a robot. He wants some help tomorrow, with programming it--he's a hardware guy.

Well, sadly, it's bedtime.

END OF DAY 13 OF VILLAINY

You need to figure out how to get Mirror and Psyghost back before they admit who told them to rob the bank, and ideally get the money and heat rays from the evidence locker. What do you do?