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Author Topic: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.  (Read 23298 times)

Nega

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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #150 on: September 25, 2012, 09:06:00 pm »

COME UP WITH SOMETHING!
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #151 on: September 25, 2012, 09:11:26 pm »

[2] You got nothing. Bright side, you are released from prison, but you need to help out around the Patrol Place every Tuesday. You know, cleaning and stuff. Yippee.

You get back to your original plans.
[4-1] Despite your lack of knowledge about genetic engineering, you mix monkey and lizard to create...well, it looks like a D&D kobold (3.5 edition) with patchy fur, a rat like head, and a good combination of sicknesses. You call it CB-A-1, as it is your first specimen of the first kind of cutebold you tried to make. CB-A-1 is sterile and weak, but you could clone it.
[1] You kill a hen. You now have two.

Edit: Oh, and you're still missing an arm.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2012, 09:14:20 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #152 on: September 25, 2012, 10:03:09 pm »

Combine a lizard with one of the arms we have laying around, and attach it to your socket!
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #153 on: September 25, 2012, 10:19:17 pm »

[6-1] That works...amazingly well. Elpis comments on it, which leads to a conversation about some of the things you stole from the weapons-computers-and-antiques store, and she asks to look at some of the antiques. It occurs to you that it's getting late, so you decide to sleep on it.

END OF DAY 11 OF VILLAINY

You wake up.
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #154 on: September 26, 2012, 11:00:30 am »

Clone Chickens.
LOTS OF CHICKENS
LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CHICKENS
Set up a battery farm.

Continue with Cutebold Experiments.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #155 on: September 26, 2012, 03:02:39 pm »

You spend the morning cloning chickens. [2,3,6] Your first attempt fails to create a viable chicken, the second creates a sickly hen, and the third makes seven more hens. Lunchtime.
You try to make a new cutebold that afternoon, perhaps planning to ensnare one of those Bay12ers as a minion. [4,2] Your second attempt did not result in a viable cutebold, but the first (dubbed CB-B-1) worked. It has a less ugly face than the CB-A line, and is also less sickly and not sterile. [1] Attempts to create a female resulted in  a violent creature which damaged your equipment.

The contractor calls shortly after dinner. He asks irritably what you want to do with the destroyed tower.
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #156 on: September 26, 2012, 03:11:43 pm »

Get the cheapest repairs possible (10k, right?)
HAGGLE
Then get back to cloning chickens and making cutebolds.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #157 on: September 26, 2012, 03:39:43 pm »

You decide you just want to repair the tower, and haggle the price to [4] $8750.

You can't work in your genetics lab. It was damaged and it's getting late.

END OF DAY 12 OF VILLAINY
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #158 on: September 26, 2012, 03:40:55 pm »

REPAIR GENETICS LAB!
Make chickens!
Start egg farm!
Sell eggs!
Make cutebold!
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #159 on: September 26, 2012, 10:25:15 pm »

make plans on making the bunker a self-sustainable shelter. (A bunker that one could theoretically live in for the rest of their life)
Repair that genetics lab and continue work on making a cutebold!

See if you can't find other villains in the area (Maybe it would be helpful to have others with special talents to work with you?)
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #160 on: September 26, 2012, 11:05:05 pm »

I'm glad you finally got around to doing that!

[3] You'll need some seeds, some electric lights, and some way of generating power indefinitely to make the bunker indefinitely self-sufficient.
The cutebolds research [5-1] goes well, once you get the lab repaired. You get three breeding pairs of a new breed, which is cuter and kleptomaniac. This new breed is, of course, CB-C.
[6] You find a bunch of new, up-and-coming villains. After weeding out the boring, you instruct the rest to fill out applications. They are:
--Mirror, a small, ratlike guy with a great sense of smell. He can copy any skill he sees being done, and can remember up to four at a time. He dislikes nature and likes living in sewers. (Say, didn't you breach a sewer line a while back?...)
--Shaper, a cheerleader who dropped out of eighth grade to become a supervillain. She can deflect and refract light that hits her n various ways, shape cloth with a thought, and has regenerative abilities comparable to, say, a starfish.
--Aussie, a young New Zealander immigrant who thinks people don't know the difference. He owns a boomerang which causes its enemies to freeze when hit with it, as well as accelerating healing. Aussie has farsighted clairvoyance that doesn't work well if he tries too hard, and he tops it off with pure foolishness.
--North Squid, an elderly Dorset with the ability to transform into a squid. Oddly enough, he claims that cold makes him smarter. Downside: He's heavily conservative.
--Psyghost, a lady of about 30. She can move through solid objects and deflect both psychic abilities and lightning. As a final ability, Psyghost can duplicate herself, although each duplicate takes on a different personality, makes them all weaker, and they can't rejoin without killing some of the duplicates.
--Aurous Anger, a very tough person who accidentally turned him- or herself into living gold.
--Chopper, a wild former Air Force pilot discharged for being, in his own words, "madder than Murdock." He has a helicopter for some reason, and is also capable of healing quickly and confusing enemies with psychic static. Downside: Madder than Murdock.
--Sponge Girl, a woman about your age who can absorb water to become gigantic. She is, however, the first autistic villain you have ever seen.

Do any of these sound acceptable? Also, is the contractor's offer fine?
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #161 on: September 27, 2012, 04:33:42 am »

Mirror, i want a Pokémon!
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #162 on: September 27, 2012, 06:39:33 am »

Anyone else?
I'all have everyone suggested hired, unless there's more opposition than support.
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Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« Reply #163 on: September 27, 2012, 04:22:20 pm »

Mirror, Shaper, & Psyghost.
Do we know anything on how to run a business?
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« Reply #164 on: September 27, 2012, 04:51:14 pm »

You hire them for room, board, and a couple of fringe benefits, notably internet access.
If you knew how to run a business, would you need Ashley?
And Donuts, what does Mirror have to do with Pokemon?

You inform the other villains that you may contact them if their services are needed.

After giving the new recruits rooms, the last three bedrooms, you check on the eight cutebolds and go to bed.

DAY 13 OF VILLAINY COMPLETE

Well, two days until your first patrol. Better decide fast about that contractor...
Also, Jim shows you the latest bot, which due to injury-related delays and other difficulties, took a bit longer. He calls it HERACLES, after the Greek hero. It is about nine feet tall, has crushing hands, can do various labors, and is armed with HR-4 and a shotgun.

What do you do?
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