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Author Topic: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.  (Read 5799 times)

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Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« on: September 08, 2012, 01:16:47 pm »

Since weird/cool stuff is always happening to me in the game, I thought it would be cool/funny for me to make something of a log. First cool thing to happen is that my founder, Jason Boyd, went to the Auto Plant, and rescued to a squads worth of Children. I had then get donations until we got enough money to buy everything but the printing press. I moved them there and started killing people with the chains they started out with. After a while I was able to get them all SMGs and Shotguns, that is pretty cool for kids it self, they only had 1 or 2 skill points in them, which made it really cool when they killed a tank in only one round of shooting at a tank at the army base. Anyone else hae any cool, funny, or odd stories?
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2012, 03:30:50 pm »

i one punch killed army soldier .

edit : if i remember correctly , i had 5 or 6 martial arts and later i also one punch killed a death squad officer .
« Last Edit: September 08, 2012, 04:17:06 pm by brainfreez »
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2012, 05:00:12 pm »

Ive been recruiting more people, as of this post I have two full squads of Child Workers armed with M4's and 3 Squads of Dogs with SMG's and SWAT or Police Body Armor. This may be the coolest squad ever. Make the 5 Squads of dogs as of now. Ill get 6 when the last guy in the my squad gets 1000 Juice.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2012, 05:40:20 pm by Jboy2000000 »
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans. (End of Game 1)
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2012, 10:01:15 pm »

Everyone was exacuted after I dismantled and came back, and everyone was caught by police raids, and then lost their trials and were given death.
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« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2012, 03:27:00 am »

they gave death punishment to children and dogs ?

i didn't know that dogs could get human punishments in human trials with human lawyers and judges .
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2012, 03:32:12 am »

they gave death punishment to children and dogs ?

i didn't know that dogs could get human punishments in human trials with human lawyers and judges .

Was Animal Rights at L+?
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2012, 03:37:05 am »

No, animal rights were C+, but none of the dogs came back so they only killed twelve childen and one eyed bastard.
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2012, 04:32:59 am »

sweatshop workers are better than children , because they might gave some weapon skills .
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2012, 04:41:08 am »

sweatshop workers are better than children , because they might gave some weapon skills .
Untrue. I once found a child worker a point in Rifle, and never once found a sweatshop worker with weapon skills.
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2012, 05:15:16 am »

I've found a sweatshop worker with 3 SMG skill , also many with pistol , shotgun , rifle and dodge skills .

children usually have only 1 skill but sweatshop workers have lots of different skills .
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2012, 05:19:20 am »

I've found a sweatshop worker with 3 SMG skill , also many with pistol , shotgun , rifle and dodge skills .

children usually have only 1 skill but sweatshop workers have lots of different skills .
But most of the time Child Workers start with 0 Skill in everything, meaning you can make them whatever you want without having to worry about their other skills.
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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2012, 05:44:49 am »

im pretty sure DSquad Officers don't really have any armour, so its pretty easy to punch them to death
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2012, 06:12:42 am »

Entire army of child workers with M249's, the armory was literally in the second room of the army base. I killed everything, able to shut down all buildings xD
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2012, 07:43:52 am »

I've found a sweatshop worker with 3 SMG skill , also many with pistol , shotgun , rifle and dodge skills .

children usually have only 1 skill but sweatshop workers have lots of different skills .
But most of the time Child Workers start with 0 Skill in everything, meaning you can make them whatever you want without having to worry about their other skills.
it's harder to train skills from 0 and other skills won't mess up anything .
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Re: Jason Boyd's tales of Liberal Shenanigans.
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2012, 09:06:05 pm »

Ive got a new game, and Ive been playing it for a while, Ive got a squad of Vets, Dancers, and Doctors for my main fighters, they weild M4's and wear SEAL suits, I also have a squad of 5 Writing for the Liberal Guardian. I have two back-up fighting squads made up of Genetic Monsters of all kinds, they use M16's and Army Body Armor. My founder is sitting pretty in Tabb Appartments, wearing an Expensive Suit and weilding a Deagle. We also have every appartment in the game for free as places to hold extra guns and armor in case out safehouse get raided, or everyone dies, and we need to restart.
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