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[Kaeoz Crimson]

OH GOD WHAT DID I DO? I MADE IT AND....AND....

IT KILLED A GIANT SPONGE

I can top that.  I tested this baby against a giant sponge and mercilessly punched, kicked, and wrestle pinched it.  Every so often, I check it's status, and then something popped up that shocked me:  It showed the sponge was bleeding.  This was surprising, as sponges have no blood, and no circulatory system.  So, what was it bleeding?  I looked at injuries, and it just said it was oozing.  It didn't say what it was trying to ooze.  Oozing what, I don't know.  I have a theory: I think I was beating it so severely that it was trying to spontaneously generate a circulatory system so that it could bleed to death immediately, rather than have to suffer continued punishment.  Given that it was !!ON FIRE!!, and being mercilessly beaten by a monster that has fists made of burning, nigh-unbreakable stone, and each fist is the size of an SUV, I can't blame it.  It air-drowned, then instantly converted into smoke.

[GuardianTempest]

I tried this in adventure mode, first I have to disable the homeotherm, having to alt-walk is tedious; then I set the reload time of FUS-RO-BLAZE to 1. Village havoc ensued.