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[palenerd]

Okay, I've finished blowing into tubes. I've poured myself my first shot of whiskey (Crown Royal, for those keeping track) and downed it. Gonna pour another here in a minute and download the save.

[brewer bob]

The alcohol was victorious in the end.

It was inevitable.

[palenerd]

Okay, year done. File here: https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=16448

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Spoiler: My turn (click to show/hide)

5:30 - I down 2 shots of Crown Royal whiskey while getting the save set up.

5:45 - Hooo boy does booze hit faster when fasting. Also acid reflux. Gonna take my antacids now before I forget.

5:50 - Waiting for the liquor to hit better and leave my stomach. Once I have something that isn't a thin liquid, I have to abide by a 8oz-per-2-hr rule for what I consume. I'm already cheating it a little by counting booze under "thin hydrating liquids". Two out of three ain't bad, rihgt?

6:00 - While I'm marinating, I make myself a Trinidad Sour (1.5oz angostura bitters, 3/4oz orgeat, 3/4oz lime juice, 1oz rye. If "bitter" isn't a flavor you enjoy, 1oz angostura, 1oz orgeat may suit you better; or use an egg white). No, I won't die of red #40 poisoning, I promise.

Random thought, but given the new legality since the OP, we should consider allowing canabis users to count here too, since originally we allowed sleep deprivation.

6:08 - My face is numb.

Also I guess I should clarify that I've both poured myself another shot of whiskey and started sipping from my cocktail. Also drinking the whiskey. Just not shotgunning it. I guess IO should wait for the typose to/ get bad---no wait I think I'm there now.

6:10 - I try to hit "continue [playong" but hit "quit" instead. I think I'm drunk enough guys/

Okay Schmaven really wasn't kidding. EVERY tree and plant is designated for destruction and by that I mea n chopping or gathering.



And a dead goblin? oN wait its' a gander

6:15 - Oh I'm glad people have marked hoktkeys. I know some of those people are me.





Oh good I'm still alive. Also bloodsucking menace. Was hoping the vampire would be easy to gfin.e. Thanks AvolitionBrit!!

Oh hmmm. I don't see a dorf that has been named avter Avo/AvolitionBrit. Oh no wait I see them Oh no wait I see them

6:20 - Awas gonna say something here but got interrupted by a roommate and forgot?

OH! Fubungst...wtf me....finished shot #3 of whiskey.

OH OH!! There's a lot of food... not sure what Schmaven was going on about. Also, should dorf Schmavenb. I make smyself the new chief medical dorf because I am the only one with medical labors enabled. Was gonna make Schmaven the expedition leader but trhat's my wife and that'd be kinda weird. You can be the hammerer instead.

6:27 - There's an emu in our corpse room I mean coffin room?



6:30 - We are so fancey we have at least TWO unused steal picks? THREE. THJREE STEAD LICKS

6:33 - There's no studies for the non-managers nobles. I fix.  Table in the engraved slabv room is good enoguh, right>

6:40 - I un-designate the mason's workshop fopr removal, but it combusts itself wanyway?

6:44 - Oh we have a library>? Adding that to the ohotkeys. OH, also aBEDDROOMS

6:55 - I desgignate a bunch of £ veins to be mined. There are so many veins here oh my gods





7:08 - The vampire has a wife and this makes me Sad.



7:13 - The library is also a temple? People warship there? Wrship.






My dorf has a wife and babby. My wife, Ber Sealglade, is the expedition leader. Ber abd I have a daughter, Mörul Dumatthibam. I love her and protect her as my own.

7:26 - I finish the trinidad sour. I am so drunk that took me multiple times to spell in a manner possiblre to decipher. Also I shove chimkin sammich in my face



7:28 - Migrants havce arrivaed. They make it to the fort, but I l/ose trak of them fatgter that.

7:35 - The palenerd is SO joyous... her IRL husband makes her a new and Excirting drink

9:50 - After some Badness involving reversal of the GI tract, I have returned. I died, but I'm fine. I got better.





I do hope the engravings here wer on purpose

10:00 - It is now Summer. This is how I die.

Avolition has a strange mood and wants tanned hides, metal bars, bones, silk cloth, and cut gems. It's nice to want things.

10:20 - The Maker of Taste has gone beserk!



10:25 - Avolition has died. Long live Avoilition!



THE MAKER OF TASTE HAS KILLED MY ONLY DAUGHTER

10:31 - Our metalsmith is huntuing. I don';tr want to know that our dinner is vomiting, youknow?

10:44 - MIIIGRANT-

y bok?



10:50 - Possetion!



We don't have a jewelers workshoi??p How?? I make one



I purt it in the big room with no purpose

I am becoming szbre? disgust



An adamantine table. I put int in the tavern.

11:01 - I think I will make a scond Trinidad Sour. Since I evactuatied the previous booze./



Schmaven has the best priorities. I also want to immoprtalize good stew.

11:12 - Autom, and a Vile Force of Darkness has arrived!

11:12 - A Vile Force of Darkness has arrived!

11:25 - I make another trinidad sour, since the minor dying has me sobering up

I build a charcol warll because I can't figure out bridges. It seems to work.

11:30 - It's kinda fucked up we ahavent' hit a caeve yet? What is this? We have done so man y Z=levels

How dop I view location? Where is temple? Halp[?

Oh, Bëmbul Ïngiznakuth has given birth to a girl. Like the one I had that was MURDERERD

Isnb't there area wasy to refiene engraving designationms? I can't find it.

11:47 - River of Styx in the middle of this fucking fort.



11:55 - I know it's a damp stone. Di it ANYWAY

12:10 - I attempt to drain the river of Styx



12:22 - Winter! Also Styx-draining going well. Designated important shit.

Dead bunny somewhere, somehow. Astesh Edtûlkagwesiohfbsdcx has been missing for a week.

Putting almandine in this game must be a cruel joke.

I havce4 the hiccups. My esophagus is complaining so many.



12:27 Schmaven has become a hammerer..... again?



Also a new strange mood from a nobody

12:34 - YTher is no seiges? When did that happen? I delete the fake wall.

12:41 - I would like to thank Goldfish crackerfs for savingm my doggam life



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12:50 - A key tries to steal our shit. The key slams into a wall and dies. War is hell.



I have made all the nobles happy. Do not tell them they;re all sharing the artifact adamantine table with eachother and also the tabern.

1:01 - Migrants!

Spoiler: Schmaven (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Avolition II (click to show/hide)

Schmaven wants to spend time with family, but tragically doesn't have any family. And sorry about all the corpses, Avo. You were on the River of Styx cleanup crew.

[AvolitionBrit]

Just give me my tanned hides. Rip Avo

[palenerd]

Just give me my tanned hides. Rip Avo

I actually really tried! I made a new butchery and tanner's workshop because I couldn't find the original ones , and gave some people the required labors.

Also it finally clicked for me that the Maker of Taste was you. You killed my daughter. Although since you bled to death I'm guessing my daughter also killed you.

[AvolitionBrit]

Yeah no worries, strangemoods can be rough in sober times. Could have been a worse dwarf to get beserk. Have a military dwarf go beserk and they just go on a rampage.

[palenerd]

I opened the fort up to get the bios for Schmaven and Avo II, and I peeked at the combat logs for Avo I and my daughter. What exactly were you doing to her?!? Also, she died when you punched her head into a lump of gore.



And it turns out you had a very embarrassing death:



EDIT: Looking back, I think the river of Styx was part of the drowning bridges trap. I couldn't tell because all the corpses were our citizens. Oops. Probably don't pull those levers anymore unless you want gobbos in your stockpiles.

[AvolitionBrit]

I have no idea, why a beserk dwarf would think thats the best way to fight. Bleeding to death from a dwarven child is pretty embrassing but TBF just a fortress cook.

[Schmaven]

It looks like the cavy pup gets credit for the kill.  I'm pretty sure if you chain an animal, and then deconstruct that chain, they from then on drag/wear the chain around.  If the cavy pup is still alive, that one is legendarily vicious

[palenerd]

It looks like the cavy pup gets credit for the kill.  I'm pretty sure if you chain an animal, and then deconstruct that chain, they from then on drag/wear the chain around.  If the cavy pup is still alive, that one is legendarily vicious

Just checked legends, and yup, the cavy pup gets credit for the kill. He's still alive, as the cavy boar Rigòth Soulfences. He's the pet of a furnace operator.

All hail Savior Rigòth, Destroyer of Berserk Cooks.

[AvolitionBrit]

Might pick this up tonight unintentionally. Making cocktails for this gin I got in Belguim called Panda gin. Nice gin and came with a cocktail book, so i have been holding on til i had all the ingredients. First cocktail i choose to make was a dry panda (their take on a dry martini). 60ml of Panda Gin, 30ml of White Vermouth, 20ml of Vylmer and a bar spoon of Chartreuse Verte. Just the first sip felt intoxicating. Also on another note, I think i will have all documentation up to date soon for this drunken fortress. Just need to finishi it and then post.

[palenerd]

Vylmer

Ooh, my husband loves unusual alcohols, and we've never had that one before. Thanks for the inadvertent req!

And I'm impressed that you've gotten all the way through this thread so quickly. Hats off to you.

[AvolitionBrit]

Vylmer is an aperitif from the South of France.

Still got a bit to do, think im gonna take the night easy and get the thread done.

[palenerd]

I may be d/oing..... drunk things.....

Spoiler: Sodium Chloride (click to show/hide)

EDIT: Woke up to winter and about 15 dwarvesGOBLINS I am too sober to deal with. Ponder upon my above ion diagram ( why??) until tonight when I can finish my turn.

[AvolitionBrit]

where are your orbitals?

Did you do a turn?