Oaky, wath sshvae we got. workshops...
food? or maybe just rocks
volcano...
(I haven't played DF in like hafl a year bear with me)
![](https://i.imgur.com/3d5bEjf.png)
Caiptins's log
stardateor whatever
we have little food
not broker
and only enough drunk tolast like one day
what the shit
![](https://i.imgur.com/6njv7X3.png)
......
did... I do that...
![](https://i.imgur.com/Wav0qz0.png)
Aha I know what's going on here!
This... is a comb.
... moving on.
![](https://i.imgur.com/7tB6BNj.png)
And this is... an eyelash brsuh?
Uhm. Maybe Di dotn' know whats' going on.
HOLY FUCK WE FOUND THE ASDAMDANTINETNETINE
ANDAMANTINTE
no wait thatss' mircolein
![](https://i.imgur.com/L1dHi7s.png)
hmm
![](https://i.imgur.com/y3UwksQ.png)
hmmmmmmmmmm
a poorly-flooldled water cavern with magma
did I do this too
![Shocked :o](http://97.107.128.126/smf/Smileys/aaron/shocked.gif)
I set some mining sdesegsintations.
miner dont' give a fuck.
...mienr also has no pixaxe
WAIT I GET IT
maybe everythooentoenila;fjldksa
maybe everyeone's starvering to dath and nodt doing anything
BECASUE THEERIYRE STANDING BEHIDNA A WALL
![](https://i.imgur.com/eikmu15.png)
*remove wall*
*dorfs storm the booze stockpikle*
all is well in the woruld again
well excetp the mienr still doens't mine but wathevs miner probl-
AHAHA
minor* problems
whoa.
wHOA.
whoa.
wait.WAIT.
wait.
Did they
did htoayd
Toady*
actually make it... so thoat dorfs MINE IN A PATTERN NOW!?
![](https://i.imgur.com/PWSM7Gu.png)
erm... "pattern"
I think these dorfs arent' caandaiand
Canadain*
bcuz any canadain kowns
snow
is made of water
and you can make water
by metling snow
*SCEINCE*
and yet the dorfs die of thirst
*teim passes*
okay now wsee
i was begin hyperboliac dbefroe
but
I just watched
uhm...
BitterTaint. Die of thirst.
even though theres' water...
*deseignateswater source at udenrdegroudn lake*
*dsofsr dogpile at waterspot*
Oh. OK.
RIP BitterTaitn
spose i better bury his ass before he hasunts my ass
*loosk outside ofrt*
OH MY GOD THERE ARE FLYING AAAAAAAS
whered they go
what were those
![Shocked :o](http://97.107.128.126/smf/Smileys/aaron/shocked.gif)
"migrant have arrived"
![Undecided :-\](http://97.107.128.126/smf/Smileys/aaron/undecided.gif)
y tho
"WELCOME TO DRUNK FORT BITCHES
we out of booz tho"
My pet cat, Abbey the Crabby Tabby, is intersested in what I'm doing!
*shows her bottel of rum, she snfiiffs it*
*shwo uher bottel of oragne juice, she flinchse*
good kitty ^_^
Hmm.... I'm out of oragne juice. And none of my boozes are good wwithout mix... Dang... turn won't last much longer.
"why cant' I assign this dorf labours?"
?becuz thats a peacok"
Oh.
Okay we now have 30 useless twat dorfs!
And one peasant.
...if I understand this probperly...
![](https://i.imgur.com/cYVZnyH.png)
The only thing keeping the magma out of that half of the cavern is the dead tree?
Nice
![Grin ;D](http://97.107.128.126/smf/Smileys/aaron/grin.gif)
![](https://i.imgur.com/VTHBSV5.png)
I'm WHAT
![Cry :'(](http://97.107.128.126/smf/Smileys/aaron/cry.gif)
Welp, RIP self. And since I"m starting to sober up, I guess I gotta end my turn.
Myreryryyr fuck XD
Merry xmas or whatever holidya you personally cellebrate around Decenmber