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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Bogwedgle]

Since that implies they made their forts out of flammable materials, that proves they were not proper dwarves.

No, they were filled with crap stolen from elven caravans.

[Random_Dragon]

You're supposed to decorate them and sell them back to the elves, so that's still undwarvenly.

Okay, except the wood and cloth. And the stuff you can brew.

[Bogwedgle]

You're supposed to decorate them and sell them back to the elves, so that's still undwarvenly.

Okay, except the wood and cloth. And the stuff you can brew.

So, you know, everything that burns.

[NCommander]

Pfft. Dwarven fireworks could melt stone ignite an underground coal fire*.

(* - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire)

[Shoruke]

Anybody willing to destroy the Canadian flag and erect a new one this 4th of July? I don't think there could be any more patriotic statement, personally.

Armok's Beard, the temptation to be a smug sunofabitch is just overwhelming right now.

[Random_Dragon]

Better idea, just build a similar structure a bit south of that one, so we can still celebrate 'murrica's Hat Day. Then build one for Mexico below THAT, and sooner or later we'll have a whole fort just dedicated to pixel art of the world map, rendered in flags.

[Vyro]

Expect a turn today. Or don't. We'll see about that.

[Vyro]

Nope. Nope, nope, nope. Won't do.

I've just spent about 3 hours with that save without accomplishing anything and actually sobering up to the thought. The whole place tanks at below 20 FPS, be it the only issue - it isn't. I'm actually quite patient when drunk. The problem is, when dipping below 20 the algorithms for hauling pathfinding or somesuch get mortally screwed (on this machine they do), resulting in pretty infuriating situations with lots of idlers and no shit done ever. Not sure if it's a bug or not, always though about it as my personal problem.

Anyways, my turn is hereby canceled. I'll gladly take another one on a smaller fort - I've got a nice idea for it. As for this mess, here:
Plug the damn everburning scroll already, dorfs are choking everywhere.
About half the population of 180 is useless bards somebody invited in for a sleepover. My original intention was to sit them all up on top of the unfinished magma piston and let them ride it down to hell. Who dug that thing anyway?
An entire dungeon of wood. Wood strewn across entire map. Wood under trees. Wood in your morning yogurt. If chopping it down didn't help, do something with it. Burn it into nondescript ash and dump it on top of an elven caravan. Turn it into a giant clear glass dong monument. Dump it into magma. Anything to rid of it.
Other than all that, the drunkfort I found surprisingly stable. You know, without any goblin, water or magma disasters. Finish it all up, I may step in next.

[jesternario]

Wood... A dungeon made of wood... Made of... Wood...

I don't know how to even begin to conceive of that.

[Naryar]

i like ur ovaries lolololo

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[Chevaleresse]

y'all're gon' need moar graves

drunkfort in a nutshell

[Scruffy]

I find your lack of boozing disturbing

[Chevaleresse]

i mean I've still got at least two years before i can do drunkfort things, don't look at me

[Kamin]

Ñ

[Meddadog]

Is this still ongoing? I need to learn to play still but i wanna plaay if its still going