Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Yes!

No!

I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Random_Dragon]

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

[Scruffy]

You know what DF needs?
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze

[Taupe]

You know what DF needs?
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze

Oh, you mean the local forge...

[Scruffy]

You know what DF needs?
Smoke saunas
What would be more dwarven?
A room that used to be full of smoke heated close to the melting point of dorven fat full of naked, angry dorfs beating each other with pieces of butchered birch trees, fueled by burning butchered tree remains and steam. With booze

Oh, you mean the local forge...

[jesternario]

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.

[Bogwedgle]

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.

Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.

[jesternario]

And our tavern is, what, the ass or something?

The liver, clearly.

With this fort, the tavern is only the liver if it's on it's last leg.

Dwarven livers are always on their last leg.

Perhaps, but let's face it. The only way it would really be on it's last leg is if we tried feeding fresh food and water.

[jesternario]

Just got Shoruke's first, seven-post long (!) drunk round. My WORD that was epic. And surprisingly coherent. The heck!?

[Naryar]

Go on. This thread tends to be sometimes silent for a few days or even weeks, but then it sprangs again. It will never die !

Like a drunk zombie.

[Random_Dragon]

Like a drunk zombie.

"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."

[Scruffy]

Like a drunk zombie.

"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."

"Brewing grains..  how does that make you feel? "
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something

ala Return of the living dead

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.

[Bogwedgle]

Like a drunk zombie.

"Graaaiiins. So I can breeeew."

"Brewing grains..  how does that make you feel? "
"It makes the soberness go away! GRAINS!
GRAINS!" or something

ala Return of the living dead

Edit: !!FUN!! little drunken tidbit: As far as page views go, we are now in the top 10 of community games & stories and #4 for post count. That is above hell- and failcannon, deathgates, littlest cheesemaker and so on as far as post count goes. Strangely enough, my little fortress is #2 with double of our post count. Strange.

I guess there are more bronies than psychotic suicidal alcoholics. Who knew.

[Shoruke]

My ladyfriend and I are playing through Tales of Zestiria again. I'm not available to take a Drunk Fort turn for the next week at least, but when I do, someone remind me to try and recreate The Single Most Dwarf Fortress Dungeon Ever.

Spoiler: big-ass images (click to show/hide)

Dungeon is full of spiders and armadillos and ghosts and wolves that are on fire?
Built into a mountainside in a completely desolate wasteland?
All the Dwarves are dead or leaving?
Central area is a completely pointless magma trap with magma-puking statues?
Large stocks of addictive "fake elixir"?

The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.

[Random_Dragon]

The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.

I read "fire temple" and instead think of Ocarina of Time

[Naryar]

My ladyfriend and I are playing through Tales of Zestiria again. I'm not available to take a Drunk Fort turn for the next week at least, but when I do, someone remind me to try and recreate The Single Most Dwarf Fortress Dungeon Ever.

Spoiler: big-ass images (click to show/hide)

Dungeon is full of spiders and armadillos and ghosts and wolves that are on fire?
Built into a mountainside in a completely desolate wasteland?
All the Dwarves are dead or leaving?
Central area is a completely pointless magma trap with magma-puking statues?
Large stocks of addictive "fake elixir"?

The Fire Temple in Zestiria is a Dwarf Fortress.

I see that, and raise you this thing :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cX-bidFhfU