Vodka with cloudberries, blueberries (billberries), wild strawberries and sea-buckthrorn. 5dl in total. (lovely borosilicate glass on that erlenmeyer and beaker. The truth is that I just ran out of suitable glasses and didn't want to use shotglasses or various other small booze glass thingies nor drink vodka from a pint or stein. I'm not that far gone)
Drank two bottles of beer and some gin with cranberry juice and tonic but that was a while ago. Drank the blueberry one a moment ago and feel ready to start.
No idea what is going on in the fortress since I have already forgotten the little details about Shork's and Clover magic's turns.
Time to see what's gopng on
I wonder if our bedrooms are being utilized. Hmm..
Damn it. They are full of elves and they seem to be planning on staying long-term
Scruffy feels euphoric due to inebriation
What? THe walls protecting, I mean CONTAINING these pesky little trees have been taken down and the trees prepared for chopping.
Those trees were offlimits for a reason due to a minor.. mistake in architecture. Felling them would leave big gaping holes in the ground leading directly to the diningarea. As much as I want to kill trees I don't want an hole from the roots leading to the well thingie and there is no way I'll wall of a tiny unused part of the fortress just to save us from peril. Nope
Promising. A brewer with skills in fighting meditating on fortresses. A paragon
Ahh, the future of our fortress. I see a fledgling axelord in training playing with his toy axes and hammers and being constantly drunk
Half of the fortress is currently loitering around and watching this pointyeared ball of lard perform Beautiful Disgust.
He appears to be some kind of demigod of fat and dancing with plenty of dabbling in poetry of every kind.
Never seen an elf so fa..fa.. t.. FAR away from home I mean. Erm, yes. I certainly didn't mean to call him a disgusting blob of elven tallow or anything. Nope. Never
Drinking the sea-buckthorn one. (hippophae something, not those different ones used for dyes. It needs a better english name which is one of my biologist pet peevees)
Argh. I bit my cheek and now the booze burns. IT BURNS
All these features to control dorfs better. Veinmining like in DFhack, dorfs that know on which side of the wall to stand when constructing it (been around for a few yers though), manager order etc.
I refuse to use them. DORFS ARE NOT MENT TO BE EASILY CONTROLLED! and I'm not willing to change. I'll do things the hard way and refuse to use the manager (though it has been around for a LONG time. it still feels like cheating and avoiding neccessary micromanaging that makes DF what it is)
*grumble grumble*
Time to get properluy started with this turn
Seems like they have been dorfed so not bothering with that
Oredered the empty rooms to be filled with beds and dug a few walls to make it easier for hte dorfs to reach them.
A couple of unused sarcofaci. They will be filled in a moment and ordered a few more to be placed
work orders
Door: passable. erm.. what could possibly go wrong? .
A bit same with teh pressurised water in the diningroom. One little floodgate keeping the entire fortress from being flooded by the river. Fun and entirely safe and reliable
Nice area
What was it planned on being used for? Stockpiles? So be it
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Continueing building ..what ever this is. I think it was mine?
Caverns seem to be mostly secure
Smelting our ore and making
electrum, lay pewter, sterling sliver and black bronze pig iron and steel
I wonder what some of these fancy rooms that people have made are for.
So much smoke. Loioking for the burning itmes and dumping them. The only thing around there is Ifeno but that dorf is not on fire /yet). Hmm
Caravan and other selfrighteus faggots arrived
Game rusn slowly
Some Obok was usurpted from being the ruler of Hairy Coals, some other mayor replacements and Sins of flame took over some site. Seems like our civ are the proud owners of a site called "the mines of slaughter" which now has a new mayor
The mountainhomes want:
DRINKS 209%
Waterskins 183% (for the booze?)
and some less profitable crap
Building a road. A road paved with copper leading out of the fortress. That hsould keep the smiths from becoming bored
Cloudberry vodka
Whats this? Blood, vomit and mud? Seems prretty mundane
MINIONS! ENGRAVE THE DININGROOM!
We should have more specific engraving orders nowdays? how to use them? Let them just carve what they wanta
we have 3 pages of this
Plumphemlets
No seeds. What? Are things that bad?
Well, we have carrots and hemp. Oh, and prickle- and strawberries
I refuse to adapt to these new plants. The only above-ground plants we need are strawberries and potentially sunberries if we had them. Hemp sounds promising but nope. Just strawberries and perhaps cabbage
Cabbage and onions. All a growing dorfling needs. And plumphelmets
Built a few extra farms. Wer have enough but it is always good to make things drunkjproof
Cloudberries are good. Why aren't there any in DF? Hmm...
Migrants
7 dorfs, one of whom is a child, 5 of which are fisherdorfs and tje last a dabbling gelder
What a promising half a bunch
Whats this? Blood, vomit and mud? Seems prretty mundane
MINIONS! ENGRAVE THE DININGROOM!
We should have more specific engraving orders nowdays? how to use them? Let them just carve what they wanta
we have 3 pages of this
Plumphemlets
No seeds. What? Are things that bad?
Well, we have carrots and hemp. Oh, and prickle- and strawberries
I refuse to adapt to these new plants. The only above-ground plants we need are strawberries and potentially sunberries if we had them. Hemp sounds promising but nope. Just strawberries and perhaps cabbage
Cabbage and onions. All a growing dorfling needs. And plumphelmets
Built a few extra farms. Wer have enough but it is always good to make things drunkjproof
Cloudberries are good. Why aren't there any in DF? Hmm...
Migrants
7 dorfs, one of whom is a child, 5 of which are fisherdorfs and tje last a dabbling gelder
What a promising bunch
Our temple is now full of coffins too
Digging more bedrooosm
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wat? a child contorted by fear? Sounds intricuing. Will search for ghost.
Thjs fortress is slowing down too much., Ne need a new one soon
NMobody is working . Nobody has jobs designated except hte dozens of fisherdorfs
Wild strawberry drink
Should have never let those two engrav ethe dininghall
Built us a library
Huh?
Ingametimewise the was a short turn
Need sleep for tomorrow.
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