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[Random_Dragon]

-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.

Clover liiiives!

[Clover Magic]

-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.

Clover liiiives!

I doooo!  Lots of life happened lol and I had neither the motivation nor the energy to DF.  Started playing again this week though, glad to see Drunk Fortress still chugging along.

[Random_Dragon]

Ah, welcome back and hope it hadn't been too much a clusterfuck.

[jesternario]

So I come back to the forums after abou a year. Lots of amuse ing stories and OH HEY! Drunk Fortress! I remember that being pretty hilarious, so I'll just continue where I left off and I don't remember where that was.

Or what happened up to that point other than several folks had turns that made me nearly axfixiate from laughter. Oh well, time to start over. If I get to the current page, I may look at the current map myself as a sober observer.

[TD1]

I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.

This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.

[Random_Dragon]

I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.

This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.

We've all been Shoruke for at least three polls, I think. o3o

[Taupe]

I swear these polls are messing with me on purpose with their seeming patterns.

This is the second one like that. Wonder if it's a symptom of a drink-prone mind to find order where chaos usually resides, or if it's just a comment on humanity in general.

We've all been Shoruke for at least three polls, I think. o3o

There was one about swiching to the new build. Beig Shoruke was an option rather than the focus.

[TD1]

What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.

It's like a stairway to Shoruke.

[Random_Dragon]

The Shorukening. It spreads.

[Taupe]

What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.

It's like a stairway to Shoruke.

You are right this is beautiful... so beautiful...

[Scruffy]

What I meant, though, is the actual pattern - it builds by roughly three votes each level, like a triangle.

It's like a stairway to Shoruke.

Yes. Descending

[Clover Magic]

OKAY it is my cousin's birthday and there are about 10 different varieties of vodka in the house.  I think I've had enough muddling with the current version to be able to pick up a game of Drunk Fortress!  Pumpkin pie vodka?  Cupcake vodka?  The options are endless!  Seriously tho which vodka to choose holy shit I have a ton

I promise I will actually do a turn this time instead of passing out uselessly and then vanishing for two years! 8D

Gonna start pre-gaming as I watch this episode of River Monsters and worry excessively about the wasp that vanished into my room earlier.

Pre-gaming:
9:53 - Watching River Monsters and drinking Sunkist + Grapevine vodka
10:02 - little too sweet, gonna switch to 7-up plus vodka.  Australia is dorf as fuck
10:21 - Got a Vomit Intervention Device in the form of a hamburger and more vodka
10:36: SHARKS AND VODKA
10:46 - RIGHT spellchek off and save loaded and several shots in, LETS GO JEREMY WADE DORF FOTRESS

Load up save ;dhsad

WHY IS EVEYRTHTYING NON GIRE!>?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

"petitons availble" all you fucks wanna stway here sure why not Ill bhuoild the best fucking tavern in all fo DF

THIS IF DRUNK FORTRES SWE MUST BE THE BETS ATVERRN

so many body chufnks

smokae and misams is iour air

WHJAT SI GOING ON

WHY SI EVERYRIOINGH ON FIRE

WHY SO MUCH MIASMAS

WHAT HAPPENED

OH GOD TH EHWOKL DAMN CLOTH PILE IN ON FIRE

Where is the tavenr???

Oh there sthe tavern

Why is it s room and not a zone ):

rip in peicwe Gusthstak whoever you are you hsave lietrally floddin stairs with your blodd

I do not  have a dorf this is sunaaccpetable


you you are now my dorf


WHY

maybe if I ignrioe the fire it will go tou

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tahnk yiouf or tyour contribution most dorfy


YOU you asrw doing nothign u are now meddwarf

mor vodka

is wear ofi any of you duimb fucks catch on fire
whya rt eall the miners sstuck ina  hwallway???


ok <ome punch man pic>


I:"M< SOWRKING ON IT


oh myg do why so muc farm


ok


baby why so alone ):


wat


wat

id ont' even klnow anymore gonna jsut buiodl some3thing

what is this???

moar poetitions yeah you too all go you fucks satay here fucking BOOZE FOR EVERYONe


WHY IN ARMOKS MKAGMAY BALLS OD WE HAVE SO MANY FIHSERMEn


wait wut BARDS CAN GET MODDS


OPH NO YOU DONT

ignoring the fire wotrked!  No more fire!  No firey doirfs!


that's gonna eb a wierd artifact


LAME

I thoughht tyhere were hole sint he tavern floor but its justr seeds fucking messy dorfs


dunno what thewre wer ebut food stockpiels now


OH MY GOD SO AMNY ABRDS

this fuckikn g eagle parmnebvt letter needs to jsut burn awya already

WHY IS EVERYTHING FLOODING NOW?

well okay staisrs are clean now and dorf slike mist right


yeah fuck u roads@@@

why ar ehtere just stockpiles evryehrte

WHY SI IT FLOODING??

soooooo much miasma


that;'s a new on

so much hauling shit more vodka

IF U AR EWNOT IMPORTANT U ARE HAULING SHIT

spring has arrioved!


OF FUCK OFF

rip Bobnova ur sacrifice will be remmeberred


not the time bros


nooooo gobbos mruidered an ospery ): ): ): THERE WILL E BLOD

THERE ARE HOELS THIN THE CEILING!@!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

un know wat FUCK IT CAHERG

yeeaaah we kille dhtem all and onmyl afew dorks died woo!

eveytrhting is going sooooo sloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

yeeeeeeaaaah punch the toad to death

Naryar ahs been possessed!


MOR EPREFEROMERS OF RHT EPRFORMER GOF

si mcuh vodka so sleepyu

MIGRANTSSSSSS

just relaised the dorf I made deocter has a permenanet broken ahand lolololol

the fire never stops ):

of rip Ifeno you were sacrificed to magama gods

ghoohooooooooooossssssssstsssssssss

moar migrants

fuck it I'm stppiong here vodka low and tired and broiing

uploading save sn stuff

Save!

permanent fire on stauirs healp goodnight

[Random_Dragon]

Ooh, pumpkin pie vodka? Also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ

[Clover Magic]

Ye[p, piumpkin pie vodka lol

[jesternario]

And more drunken madness. I haven't had this much fun reading since Screw the Next Player Over! I miss that thread. And the second. And the third. There needs to be a fourth.