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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

Yes!
No!
I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1175278 times)

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4410 on: April 04, 2016, 09:02:23 am »
Quote from: Imic on April 04, 2016, 08:02:03 am
-- i asked about what the poll meant --
You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4411 on: April 04, 2016, 09:20:56 am »
Quote from: Scruffy on April 04, 2016, 09:02:23 am
Quote from: Imic on April 04, 2016, 08:02:03 am
-- i asked about what the poll meant --
You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
No, but he will be. Resistance is futile. You will all be shorksimilated.
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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

Scruffy

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4412 on: April 04, 2016, 09:31:39 am »
Quote from: Shoruke on April 04, 2016, 09:20:56 am
Quote from: Scruffy on April 04, 2016, 09:02:23 am
Quote from: Imic on April 04, 2016, 08:02:03 am
-- i asked about what the poll meant --
You had to ask, which proves that you, infact, are not Shoruke
No, but he will be. Resistance is futile. You will all be shorksimilated.
We are Shorg. We will add your prinnies and alcoholic products to our own. Your liver will adapt to service us. You will be intoxicated. Resistance is futile
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

Shoruke

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4413 on: April 04, 2016, 10:29:19 am »
Poll results be like


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The Unforgotten Beast, Shoruke, has come! A pale-skinned human. It has heterochromatic eyes and moves in an unpredictable manner. Beware its rapier wit!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4414 on: April 04, 2016, 12:50:41 pm »
Haven't I already made "Shoruke = Borg" jokes twice by now? :V
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4415 on: April 05, 2016, 01:36:23 am »
Quote from: Shoruke on April 03, 2016, 11:55:37 pm
Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on April 03, 2016, 11:12:11 pm
Congratulations on the brood! May their appendages be many, and their eyes fractal.
May you and yours forever have high framerates and low ping.
I am always astounded by how well-written the Drunken Poets be. May the alcohol content be ever in our favor.
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Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4416 on: April 11, 2016, 12:55:19 pm »
Spoiler: Ummm. I don't remember making this post. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: April 12, 2016, 12:55:04 am by Yoink »
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4417 on: April 13, 2016, 06:10:51 pm »
Seems like you must have been drunk enough to take a turn :P
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4418 on: April 13, 2016, 06:15:49 pm »
Someone was clearly enjoying Dank Fortress a little too much.
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4419 on: April 13, 2016, 07:57:31 pm »
The fact that this thread exists makes me so very happy.

That's all, carry on.
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We have a rich tradition of percussion instruments as well, all of which are based around a musician smacking variously sized hollow rocks.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4420 on: April 15, 2016, 09:39:12 pm »
Posting to watch, this is quite possibly the most inspirational thread I've ever seen. Hopefully I'll take a turn in a few months, once I hit that pesky drinking age.
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Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4421 on: April 17, 2016, 08:33:39 am »
Quote from: Crazedmonk on April 15, 2016, 09:39:12 pm
Posting to watch, this is quite possibly the most inspirational thread I've ever seen. Hopefully I'll take a turn in a few months, once I hit that pesky drinking age.
Good luck! I look forward to it. :D


In other news: is it possible to get drunk enough for a drunk fortress turn on nothing but beer?
Because I have quite a bit of that, and I have drunk quite enough already this evening. Hmm. I don't know, I'm probably too tired and unprepared to take a turn right now... then again, I could always pilfer some of my friend's tequila (he never notices) to give myself a little boost.
* Yoink ponders. And drinks. And ponders.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4422 on: April 17, 2016, 09:08:26 am »
Drink a few, start playing, never stop drinking. Less raging confusion, more quiet neglect.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4423 on: April 17, 2016, 10:03:15 am »
Quote from: Yoink on April 17, 2016, 08:33:39 am
I'm probably too tired and unprepared to take a turn right now.
Tired and unprepared is the Drunk Fortress way.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Drunk Fortress: Come and Smell the Ashes]
« Reply #4424 on: April 20, 2016, 08:56:21 pm »
-sticks head in thread- I smell continued glorious failure, what beauty.
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