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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Shoruke]

*looks in save and sees a mineing des shaped like a d*ck*
._.

You should have seen the few turns after I visited the Japanese Penis Festival last year.
I got dick overload and needed brain bleach.
The next three overseers decided to showcase our camaraderie and friendship by filling the fortress with dicks.
SO I BURNED IT ALL
And it was good times!

[Random_Dragon]

We have all become Shoruke.

And hmm, not sure what to suggest for the next poll.

[Shoruke]

We could vote on a project for the fortress?

make a magma cannon,
capture Goblins and put them in an arena to fight for our amusement,
make an aboveground magma reservoir to flood the world with if we need/want to,
name everyone Shoruke,
rename all unnamed dorfs to Yoink's Homework (due Wednesday),
find/acquire more magma,
light more things on fire (with magma),
find and claim the candy

[Bobnova]

Happy birthday Yoink! Should probably take a turn. Or set up a gofundme for financing a turn. Something turn related anyway.


Gofundme would probably ban you promptly.

[Scruffy]

Congrats Yoink.

Started a fortress just to make this for you:

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Here. Have a cake
Every birthday needs a cake

Edit:
On the other news, got bored and decided to create something dwarfy in Wayward Terran Frontier

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Urist McStarship or something
Just ignore the turrets
EditEdit: I dub thee Dorfship Alpha

[Random_Dragon]

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Urist McStarship or something
Just ignore the turrets

"My beard is made of thrusters. This makes me thirsty."

[Bogwedgle]

On the other news, got bored and decided to create something dwarfy in Wayward Terran Frontier

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Urist McStarship or something
Just ignore the turrets
EditEdit: I dub thee Dorfship Alpha

It could do with a computer upgrade

Edit: Does it run on ethanol?

[Yoink]

Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake!
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!

[MoonyTheHuman]

Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake!
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!

GET CRUNK M8T

[Random_Dragon]

Cheers guys! And thanks for the cake!
Sadly I didn't get nearly drunk enough last night for a special birthday turn. I'll have to get around to it before long!

Dooo iiit, or we'll name all the fortress visitors after your homework. o3o

[Naryar]

i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.

[Shoruke]

i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.

Start the turn at like 3PM, like a classy person

[Naryar]

i should really take a turn sometime... without the sleepening.

Start the turn at like 3PM, like a classy person

That would be saturday then. I guess I can do that, if I have nothing to do the saturday.

[Scruffy]

Drunk. Too druk infact. Won't be taking a turn tonight.
Tookpaft in a beertasting event (gypsy beer froma small Company) andbeeen drinking after tha
Funtimes.mdorfdorf

[Random_Dragon]

Drunk. Too druk infact. Won't be taking a turn tonight.
Tookpaft in a beertasting event (gypsy beer froma small Company) andbeeen drinking after tha
Funtimes.mdorfdorf

Dang, no self-destruct levers for us. o3o