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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Scruffy]

Yup, this friday will be martini friday.

Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)

Nothing goes well with martinis.

Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?

Why make a cocktail out of a drink that already is a cocktail?

[Bogwedgle]

Yup, this friday will be martini friday.

Now what goes well with martini... (i ask as flavourings AND other alcohol, though)

Nothing goes well with martinis.

Maybe Sour Apple Pucker?

Why make a cocktail out of a drink that already is a cocktail?

Drunkception?

[Naryar]

Alright, gonna start drinking now, also will download save.

19:42 I'm pretty hungry, so alcohol should kick in relatively quickly. Have a few biscuits and one entire liter of white Martini to drink.

Yeah I actually don't make cocktails, I just drink the stuff raw (omfg that's pretty fucking hardcore naryar). I like it like that.

19:44 The glass is going down steadily. Right now barely at the start of a buzz. I'm going to play some Death Rally while alcohol goes to my brain.

20:11 alright, two glasses of martini down ! that's about half of the bottle. pretty buzzed now, soon to drunk level. I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?

20:19 I can't make a new fort in the drunk fortress folder

HALP :O

i assume it uses DF 42.03 ? maybe later... should download the latest version ? maybe ?

20l:52 alright, loaded. there is a ton of FUN hostiles and stuff. this will be promizisng.

21:00 let's see how it works... 7 reclaim dwarves

21:02 half of the human bards are hostile apparently, well

21:06 i still can't get anything :O

[Bogwedgle]

I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?

You crazy son of a bitch

[Naryar]

I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?

You crazy son of a bitch

If I wasn't drunk, I would take that as an insult (although depending on context). However, I AM drunk and i'll take it as a compliment 


no seriously guise i can't load the save help

[Bogwedgle]

I'm gonna get this save and make a new fort. Maybe even play for 2 years instead of one ?

You crazy son of a bitch

If I wasn't drunk, I would take that as an insult (although depending on context). However, I AM drunk and i'll take it as a compliment 


no seriously guise i can't load the save help

use 42.05

[Naryar]

Sleep has claimed me. AGAIN.

I think I am cursed not to play drunk fortress those days.

[Random_Dragon]

The Sleepening claims another victim.

[Naryar]

Yeah, I did nothing worthwhile. So no save.

Sorry 

[Bogwedgle]

17:05 I make the decision to begin anew, create a new fortress in a magical location. Because I am not even touching that ambushy rotten mess
17:09 Drinking begins, a 70cl bottle of WKD blue premium (15%) that randomly turned up with my last lot of groceries. It smells and looks disturbingly like mouthwash
17:11 This stuff is not very nice, but it was free.
17:18 Okay I'm saving that for when I'm drunker and can't taste any more It tastes like someone mixed wood alcohol with syrup and the ghosts of dead raspberries
17:19 switching to beer
17:27 beer 2: the rebeerening
17:38 Beer 3: Encounters of the brewed kind
17:51 beer 4: Is this series really still going?
18:02 Beer 5: inconsistent capitalization, and the save is downloading.
18:06 gonna make a steak, a delicious, extremely cheap steak.
 18:19 steak is ready, save is downloaded, beer is nearly gone, let us begin

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 Okay so this is the spot I chose, in the swamps of doom, hopefully the shallow metal is iron or platinum or something.
So, we're the beerabbeys of doom because I'm apparently like 12
People are dorfed

MOTHAHFUKKIN NATIVE GOLD YALL!

Fortress planned out. tht shit toook far too lonng
 
Dig Dig Dig all theyy fuckjing do is dig early game is dulll
balls balls balls balls
 
Shorukeeeeeee
 
I'm sure he'll be fine
Migraaaants
rangr, metalsmoth. 2 kidss a gelder and a bone doctr
Conme on, smehjting intresting hhapon
Caravan arrrvwed, no0thing t sell because mt metalcrfter is a lazy shit
bought booze, some thread, a brrel off gremlin tearss
More migranss

Okay, this whole turn was all of the boring, but I did a bit more than a year so it'll do I guess. Apparently I forgot to do anything important like files or images or actually sending the message, so you can have all that now
File: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11735

[Shoruke]

Now what goes well with martini...

More martinis, duh

Silly Kamin, what goes with martinis is more martinis!

Oh, someone beat me to the punch on my line. I didn't notice because my URL for "new" directed me to the previous page of posts >_>

Shorukeeeeeee
[...]
I'm sure he'll be fine

I've played enough Metal Gear to guess that I am not actually fine

[Random_Dragon]

Well, could be worse. Shoruke didn't explode from getting tossed around. o3o

[Kamin]

Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands?

[Bogwedgle]

Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands?

That represents an almost disturbing level of time and effort.

[Random_Dragon]

Which one of you drunken SOBs had too much free time on their hands?

It...it is terrifying.