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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Naryar]

Alas... sleep, the great enemy, has claimed me. I have barely even drunk those last months sooo i appear to have become a lightweight. Felt pretty bad this morning.

Or maybe it was the muscat plus beer ?

No turn 

[Camulus]

My menial cellar is depleted, only the spice-rack remains.

Who shall be the first to drunkenly stumble into a dwarven tavern?

Join us next turn for more.

[Kamin]

Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....


Is kamin dead?


A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.

I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.

Aw shite. To be honest, I stopped getting e-mail notifications (again). It happens once in a while, and then I get busy, and then I remember, and then I come back to check on you guys. I thought it got a little quiet, but now it all makes sense.

Any suggestions for thread updates?

[Yoink]

Yes! Kamin has returned, to usher us into a new age/version of incredible drunkenness!
The tavern update... has there ever been a more perfect time for DRUNKFORT?

[Taupe]

Well i am slowly gettin drunk on glorious whiskeys.....


Is kamin dead?


A turn may be partaken in by moi, expect nothing.

I think he's in China or something. Pretty sure that was him.

Aw shite. To be honest, I stopped getting e-mail notifications (again). It happens once in a while, and then I get busy, and then I remember, and then I come back to check on you guys. I thought it got a little quiet, but now it all makes sense.

Any suggestions for thread updates?

I'd say, put the thread on your bookmark bar. You'll instinctively end up clicking it every now and then when procrastination or boredim kicks in.

[Camulus]

Praise to the mantis king for it hath returned!

With it's coming a new poll is created, one in which yes is the thrice-blessed response.
Any teetotaler that would dare to vote no shall be hung for heresy after facing an unbiased kangaroo court.

[Random_Dragon]

The true answer is to vote Shoruke again.

We are The Shoruke. Lower your drawbridges and surrender your booze. We will add your magma-powered and drunken shenanigans to our own. Your !!SCIENCE!! will adapt to serve us. It was inevitable, dood.

[Shoruke]

Man, polls like this are why I didn't like taking tests in highschool chemistry class

> multiple choice question
> 4 choices
> 3 are correct
> pick the most correct one

... Well, I *am* Shoruke...



Wait, more than one person has used the word tavern in a sentence. Was there an update?
*checks*
...Oh, my, yes. Kekeke.
I'll be taking a turn with this new DF version... uh... well, probably sometime this week.
Might as well try to learn it drunk, right!?

[Random_Dragon]

Hell yes. I've yet to explore how derpy fortress mode will be, I've been knee deep in adventure mode and modding. ;w;

[Shoruke]

Looks like my turn is going to be on Saturday evening, probably.

[Scruffy]

Tempting..
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.

[Taupe]

Tempting..
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.

Have we ever set up a proper military anyway?

[Scruffy]

Tempting..
Shame that a few things are still broken in the current version, militia uniforms being the worse of them.

Have we ever set up a proper military anyway?

Well, atleast we have KILLED a few militias. Our own ones that is. I suppose that means that we must have set them up at some point too
Anyway, the changelog for the next update looks really promising. Hopefully it will be released in time for the next turn

[Taupe]

So I had this dream where all the players of Drunkfort accidentally met at my grandmother's house for various reasons (mostly we were trying to stop a crime syndicate ruled by the elderly). People tried to set up the greatest turn ever but we were so drunk and In a dream, nobody really remembered what Dwarf fortress was, so we just passed out.

Scruffy, you were Daredevil.

[Random_Dragon]

So I had this dream where all the players of Drunkfort accidentally met at my grandmother's house for various reasons (mostly we were trying to stop a crime syndicate ruled by the elderly). People tried to set up the greatest turn ever but we were so drunk and In a dream, nobody really remembered what Dwarf fortress was, so we just passed out.

Scruffy, you were Daredevil.

And I assume I was busy eating elves in that dream? o3o