okaei lesst go
...where the FCUK IS MY START MENU!?!?!
WINDOOOOOOGE!
*20 minutes later*
FUCKING
THERE
SCREENSHOIT
gonna fuckin mruder whoever updatesd the statr maenu pout...
lesee
no siege...
pletny of adrofes...
got booze...
militryarrryr is ftrasingings...
tryina find whats wrong
ists drunk fort, somethign s gottan be wrong
AHA
o w8
just gohsts
LAAAME
promissign
i like how teheres f4oru suicdie dsquiads
how adm i so dsrunk...
only on liek my secodn one...
or... third?
....
id needad a project.
hmm...
I'mma maek a thing over the volcano . and thend colladspe it.
hue
hmm.
one fo the shorsk owas isntrerrutpd by a giatn asstoad.
i shoudl... deal with that?
but twhy tware theres tdrafs fion thes aversn
oooofhuck
WHO BUILDT THIS access to the caversn?!
its' like trying fto follow a...
sanek...
thats' been ciodl into a preztel!
guod dengouh!?
HAHAHA NO
gettin'gn stuffs sdone, drudnk as shall, listening to Here Come Teh Mummiusa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB5EE42So7Iclassey as fuck
bone dcotr gets a fey mood
calsim a leather works?
and maesk soemthign out of ltoad lweather
andhile thats' happenin imma just keepbuidlin'... the...
HOLY FUCK!
YESSSSS
ahem so, tshi plaftorm.
is covered in puk.e
gonna maek a grate presetne for the demoasn... CIRCUS!
I mean the... whatever, spoilders. read forth at yrou peril, blah bla bla...
okay i came up with a naem for my little project
ist gonna try and PUNCH thrgouh the volcano ritght
so
ist called
THE SHORU-DORF PUNCH!
*confetti* *frieworks**expslions in backgroudn*
STEPP ONE!
ignore teh greesn. vomit is bonus.
SETPPT TWOP!
NO BROWN GUY WATHER YOU DOI-
okay he got ihs sock back in tiem
STEP THr
yes yes good job
SETP THREE!
AW, WHAT!?
TI DIDTN' IEVENT DKISLLL THE FCUKIGN SNAEK
* shoruke dowsn his sorrows hin rum
....ofc you knwo owhat this means.
it must be... bigger...
heavier...
TALLER!?
DO IT AGAIN
oh aslo i treid to get steel ansufuctruing goging a while ago
dunno if theyrve done it yet
wait?
....hmmm.
HMMMMMM.
anser is yes ofc
fb showd up
strolled past seom monster corpses
fucksd off
pfffft BWAHAHAHAHA
this bottle iwas 2/3 full wehn i started.
it's emtpy now... whoa... X_X
STILL GOIN
* shoruke rolls 1d20-4 for spot
...looks like a prevous caveni?
makes it easy to fidn the hematite tho@!
what the whothe
howthevfudcksfjb
HOW IN THE FUCK
did fire imps climb out of the volcano and!?!?
i wanna give up Q_Q
I SHATN' FGIVE UP
I AM
THE TRUE SHORK
and I shall!?
wehred the imsp go?
the dorfs, ahving reached a new caev layer, are now puttign all the corpse bits into the gravbe stockghipnle...
and gettign horrified.. of the corpse bits...
in the grave...
oye.
aoh hey chekkit out
the adamantine mining thing is working.
...neat. let's do more tof that.
BUT FIRST WALLS
and maybe bfoobd
food
BUT MOSTLY WALLS
er.
the adamantine is one level below the cavenrs.
fuekcni.'... how do i...
whoa, a acversn.
cavaranv...
tradrs.
hoomisn.
TIEM TO STEAL THE SHIT
*800 minutes later*
fuck dude
my wrist
i needa ibrubporvenf
ibruporfn...
antifnllambailmtroy
pill.
for my wrist.
FROM STEALIGN ALL THAT STUFF AUUUAGUAUGHA
oww.
I asked my girlfriend to make this and now I dodtn' remember the joke I needed it jfro
what the ffff...
I FOUND A BUG
TOADY
TOADY I FOUND A BUG
see thisss is wehera
where
the suidcide brdge was rite
but now its not there anymore
cuz cavein
BUT
it stll saeyz building present
o_O
BUUUUUUG! KILL IT
SQUISAHZ IT WITH FIRE
also
thx ladyfrend
magestic as fuk
i ran out of rum. I'm goign to bed. or somethign.
use the first doge as ta template. or something. later.
idun flippin... zzz...
plz some1 report that bug 4 me i cant' right now.