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[Gwolfski]

now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones.

[Shoruke]

now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones.

...That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.

[Kamin]

now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones.

...That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.

Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.

[Shoruke]

now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones.

...That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.

Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.

Well, tell you what, if you get drunk enough to somehow reclaim the bones of that particular skeletal dragon, your next drink is on me.

[Omeganaut]

now you need to drain the volcano and get those bones.

...That was a fort in highschool. I'm 24 now, so that was the better part of a decade ago.
...On a different computer.
...Which I'm pretty sure I completely wiped at some point afterwards.
...Also I no longer actually have that computer.
...And it was a waaaay different version of DF, back when I could actually make the military patrol sometimes.
...And I probably erased that save file anyway.
Those bones are long gone.

Well with THAT attitude they will remain so.

Well, tell you what, if you get drunk enough to somehow reclaim the bones of that particular skeletal dragon, your next drink is on me.

For Drunk Science.  For Dwarf Science.  For Both because they are the same thing!

[Camulus]

*Camulus enters, plopping down the schematics of a timey-wimey machine thingy*

Free drinks.....

[Kamin]

*Camulus enters, plopping down the schematics of a timey-wimey machine thingy*

Free drinks.....

Somebody get this guy a fuckin' medal.

[TD1]

*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*

You did say metal, right?

[Taupe]

*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*

You did say metal, right?

Unless it's garnierite, what's the point.

[Camulus]

*Thrusts iron sword through Camulus*

You did say metal, right?

Thanks mister, with this free sword I may be able tah buy medicine for me ailing father.
A real hero, ye are.


Now impart upon me ye precious kidneys


Seriously though, how bored can one get.

[Stadekxiel]

Anyone got dibs on tonight? If not, I've got a 750ml bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountain Dew, and a curiosity on how well the two will mix together. Also, most of a cold pizza.

[Kamin]

Anyone got dibs on tonight? If not, I've got a 750ml bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountain Dew, and a curiosity on how well the two will mix together. Also, most of a cold pizza.

You got dis--let your curiosity be satisfied, friend!

[Stadekxiel]

So, got a little distracted with drunken shenanigans, trying again as soon as I get my cell phone back. 

EDIT: Aaaand it's back. Time to get this show (back) on the road.

lrighty, so to start off. I'm completely sober at the moment, I've got a bottle of Jameson, a case of Mountin Dew, a pack of Camels, and a cold pizza all lined up and ready for my turn. About to download the save and forget about it for a couple hours while I pregame.

Oh. I should also probably mention I haven't played DF in over a year. Who knows, maybe the alcohol will bring all my memories of the game back..

Yea, we're probably doomed.

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In other news, now that I'm somewhat buzzed and about to start the game, I chose this particular drink mixup because I read some drivel about mt dew being originally intended as a mixer for whiskey, or possibly moonshine. I dunno, it tastes good though.

Opening this stuff up. Oh hey, I have no idea what's going on here.

Dorfed meself as an engineer. ^_^

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Starting off by marking off what is what. 'scuse the bad handwriting.

Blargh. I can't find my dorf to pull him out of the militat stuff
found the bugger.

aaand unpausing

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ooh, masterpiece silver warhammer

Aaaand h=just watching my dwarfs mine. Fun. Exciting. Meh.

really? do we only have three pickaxes? I onlysee three dorfs swinginpickaxed, gotta get a few making new ones. How do I do that again?

Siquod, you just bacame attached to a mere iron shield. Sucks to be you.

Ooh, fresh minio--- I mean, migrants!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wellll, shite.

GREAT IDEA! I'm just gonna flood the lower levels, that aught to kill the beasties!

Blargh, my dorfs arent digging out thepaot taht wouht allow flooding of the lower sctiojne

Ble=argh, resuming aftergoing tosmoke.


So, ivebee drained of  blood and killed/ time to redoft.
I think I've been eriaine do loood. fuck. blarhg.


blahI wantef to ne an enginaaar but the tast engineer died. meh,


Drinkinb more.


Took me three tried to rename a single dorf stadekxiel.


 Blegh, jusgt going to unpuase for a bit nd see what happens,

All my alcohoo is gone, time to just coast through whiledrunk

Ooh, got a carpenter taken by a fey moo wonder twahet'll happen.

Blargh, Playeyd a game of magic, lost in three turns, time to get back to the game.

OOh, someone claimes a workshop
And a buncha dwarves turned into a wereelephant

Fuck. The game crashed.
Well, I'm out of booze, sobering up, and lost my progress. Meh. Sorry about the lack of fun, guys.

[Shoruke]

Fuck. The game crashed.
Well, I'm out of booze, sobering up, and lost my progress. Meh. Sorry about the lack of fun, guys.

"Act of God" is a pretty decent excuse for not having a stellar turn of Drunk Fortress.
Even if the god in question is the RNG... especially so, actually.

I think I've been eriaine do loood. fuck. blarhg.

It's amazing how close you are to having typed that out correctly, and yet it still looks completely incomprehensible. I'm impressed.

[Camulus]

"Blargh Blergh Blegh Blargh"

Thus drunken poetry was born into this world, set to change the literary spheres of humanity for ages to come.