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[Camulus]

For the first time in many moons Camulus the clever kooky Kant shall become inebriated by alcohol in an orderly fashion, homebound, sheltered away from packs of street dogs, alcoholic tattooists and a random sampling of tourists from countries far an wide.

RULES:
(I will be following shoruke's rule in a very informal fashion with a few gibberings in me language that is not english)

My rule:
Throughout the playment of the subject's turn, at least SIX hilarious signs(that exist within the realms outside) must be included(An example being the gravity cow above^^^^)

Sooooo me stocks:

600ml Arak (A demonic moonshone that is far stronger and cheaper than me great love in life, Scotch.)
500ml coke and ssprite respectively
One fan eternally turning at the highest setting, to no avail
One freshly washed shirt drenched in sweat
Water
A device used to contain liquids
18 black camels packed neatly for consumption by any wandering addict
Computer
Dodgy internet
Kino no Tabi (Excellent stuff)
Camulus


Commence.


EDIT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCeY7vTY13k&feature=youtu.be

[Camulus]

Okay ere we go
music  mom german electro stuff

Spoliler aeadd amateys

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

hehe new rule is good tah go
Lets see what shoruke as done with fort and then we darf humans to dwarves dwraf them why no one wants to be human...
Hmmm yes scotch midgets with big shrooms and crazy machines oof f course better

Analaysis of fort:
Ugh this mess better dining room must be dig

But first I must git more drunk, nowhere near that.......puased the game remains.


Ah fuck the connection dropped...have tah go ootside and reset modem urgggh fuck ing fates and ye damned conceptions of trorture, I wantz tah enjoy me times ere and ye decide my great destiny is tah reset lan cables

Bye for now then.
 
Puase truly majestic musics.....
Grumbles.......
Procrastination...
Have to stand up.....
Hmmmm
*accepts fate*

Ok internet fixed, post posting, camel consumed.
If this continues though I'll have tah shifte me arse and me computer and me booze to the eth0 point....
Such joy!


So kom ons kyk verder na hierdie plek....
Ek is die mens wat al die reels nakom, ja meneer, die wet vresende fokker wat shoruke se reel navolg, vir n paar sinne ten minste.

Meer arak en coke, meer dronkenskap. meerminne.



So tombs anticipating death.
Farms.

Fireplacethingies om swaarde en ander goters te maak wat dood na die wereld bring.


Soooooooooooooo
Now I shall get drunk(Ark not even yet 1/4. then I start playing.
Yes.
Fare thee well until next again brave transversers of virtual mental scapes existant within the commonalities of multiple realities.

(oh yes saw a random cat on the roof near the secondary modem point.............the emotion...I want to return tah south africa, tah me cat that catches plenty of mice, bringing death upon lesser species.)
Soon I shall leave this hot tropical island, the heat increasing both my procrastination and inherent insanity..soon.)



YES!!!!!!!!
ALSO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yeq8YMPBRCQ

Lsiten to this.
Yoda's ghost demands it.
Ayreon......transcends music.
Electric castle is a free drug trip sans the substances consumed.
Your brain will thank ye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r92fXA_ngA
Watch this whole thing, if you consider yerself a patient apeling.
It gets progressivelymore mindfuckingly orgasmic.

[Camulus]

Ugh internet went down again

This tim I found modem hanging on cables, rat or cat or something must ave knocked it from window (modenm on sill(still) windowstill.......hmmm......
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Window_sill
ah ok sill
anyway arak not yet half finished, I am feeling far to sober at the moment
ek sal aangaan met beurt ae ek dronk word.




the family of rats that live above me head in this room....
Why do they only mske noises at night?

Hmmmm Ive been to malawi as a child, where they sell filed mice on giant sticks, ready tah eat



Ah yes there we go, food and scuh.
I am hungry, only one meal today..... 11pm, so wont wander the streets for food now...no..more kino no tabi, more wolf's rain, camulus ye ave tah get drunk, stop lazing abooot, internet may die again soon at behest of the universal irony machine!!!



Uhmmm fuck this has been five post....this not even spoliered...hmmmmmm too bloggy get drunk ye wee lil git, imagine yer on the streets or talking tah randoms in ze bars where ye only go in fer free....


Arak nOT EVEN HA:VED!!!!!!
Ip logged...hmmm...hmmmm....................drink, no moar stalling...tolet stalls. window.sill..stills...bozze pulmp helmets...
I have no idea what I am doinfg.

*^*

[Camulus]

Okay I feel adequatly soaped to commence
Apologies for chaos in thread, but truly I don't give a fuck about it.
Archy an such.
Initiate.

*Anarcyy
*Anarchy
Yes got it

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Smoking in barhroom, ash in toilet: Complete.
Neigbours baby crying: Iniate music pro[ptocols.
WOLf's rain: epic anime. Worthy of time before death
MUsic:
le grand quignol
SUPERB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZGRFErgBn4

Dwarf foirt play commences
Dwarfing humasn to dwarves 1st ting.
Names and such
List
Will I do all>
??





Ok tired of dwarfing have tah piss urine, smoke, drnk, play....... repetiotonsz
Ah no only expelled waste no drinks or smokes for now yes commence commence COMMENCE!!!!!!!!!








Midget miners dig a dcent damned fuckimg dining hall now!!!!!!!
Oooooh thius music...le grand quignol........,marvelous.



Make stones smooth!!
Urgghhh camulus proto dwarf nomfancy machines, dwarves must suffer bordem and anarchy...,militray?



hahah ye vile wretch ye fate is sealed, doomed tah carve Rat art on walls until ye die to vlocanoes



Hmmmm smiths anvil camulus makes ..... chairs and so on... we have ores or semleters?


The great shoruke has provided all!111111111


IRON CHAIRS!!!!
Game of thrones...hmmm.......good?
idk

iron thrones....amongst lava nad death and midgest and snow and son on better!|
Camulkus decrees it in it's egotists ramblingfs.





Ooooh



PRECIOUS metals raped and raptured from the bowleds of mother earth, bow to dwarven insnaity!!!!!!!



Basic needs???
http://puu.sh/kvWRM/0012d7e4bf.png

I dont care tyou dont need gold nuggets and wstwer soursces and food and helmetty plump spanw pixels, you shall all suffer at our hands!!!!!

WE ARE THE CHILDREN OF ELYSIOUSM!!!!!!!!

(Puase.... Disclaimer... le grand qignol..... well this music always fills me with a manic insanity, making one understand why van gogh cut of ees ear......so much of this madnsees......IS LE GRAND QUIGNOL!!!!!!!! This music has inspired me tah start writing a fucking novel filled with steam auotmatons, trains, morhping vcats, VR(virtual raliry ye uninitated) So yes, the music is far more effective than the drink.....)

Break time: Drink. Smoke. Calm the fuck down.,
Note here that this is the first time in abbot three months hat I have drank withouth being physicaly activem , so my body and mind crave va= bar talkings and arguments with the c**ts that call this ilsnad home.(Not all, but some cant keep their mouths shut and their their sexual inhibitions tamed.......oooh rant.....hmmmmmmmmmm nope relax, redeviate.)

This isn't so much a turn as it is a strange drunken slice of life. Its almost an adequate replacement to Shoruke's Japan stories.

Well somethings like that.......
Strangely coke and sprite are finished but arak only half....not that drunk?
My typing suddenly makekes sense....
well then...
mad music was to blame...I think its better to put on calmer songs and so on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PlFFCDhtYc

Ah yes much more perfect
The toilet is asmokeing ....uhmmm ashtray yes

I think dwarves dehydrated make more booze




Oh probs then wounded dwarves deie...ah well fuckem

go on vamios


Hahahah how ti mely ye wee wench!

Wait....shoruke make no army,,,how deal with>/

Camulus must make army to kill camulus 3 then!




Ok narmed militia created go kill it



Death to the madmin!




Hehehee


Already out of coffins?

Fokken hel.
Regso.
Ek sal nou in ander taal praat, ek volg die japanese een se reels, ek hoop my reels oor siogn(Borde?)
 sal ook ge   gevlg  nee.... gevolg word... daarso klaar in ander tall gepratt

Bac tah brittish gibberishese monty python yepyip heheheh






Yes booze more so know i drink more beacyuse well arak not gone....yet...yes....more camels!!!!!!!!!
FUCKING CIGGARETE TABOCAAO CORPORATIONS YOU HAVE TAKEN MY MIND HOSATGE!!!!!!!!
I quit for three days before this.
Only 3.
 




This picture depicted...hmmmm........
depicted......
ah yes smoothed entrance.....Now I drink again, not drunk enough, still capable of coherent thoughts and messages sent into forbidden realms of the internet godess who presides over all who have given up on sensilble humanistic virtues and follow live of hdeonistic sloth and slitherings.


BRING OUT YER DEAD!
BRIIIIIING OUT YEEEEER DEAD!!!!!!!!!

heheheheeeeh.



Why me not see this before.......numer one problem with economic development: Fucking speed cops and such. Drug regulations... meh etc etc etc....

Time for break now. \
Actual break, not fictional, drunkeneness must increase lest I become bored with this
(I am)
Want tah roam the streets.......
Internet confines us so much, intruth...rants...stop.

BREAK>




Hmmmm ok then

[Taupe]

This isn't so much a turn as it is a strange drunken slice of life. Its almost an adequate replacement to Shoruke's Japan stories.

[Camulus]

ergghhh break over continue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zdg-AMv8tw

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Needs mercganhnts  fro woods for beds for sleeps



yes.






Bedrooms for peasants and son on lowly people who deserve it not : ( XD : P




Uggml,';j

HELP




elpehenat were werephant it is mateys!
Ahoi!



So.................


Ah well ill just leave this mess for the next guy....build walls?
Yes build walls/


HASTE!


Move it ye bearded midgets!




Uhhhhhh.......




Ok,,,,, uh......
Dont panic>


Hmmmm
yes Fuck thee arak, fuck thee greatly.


I think,,, yes




All the mners are died...
 so ne labotr assignements.





Good news after death guys: Look!

Dining room thingy and all so msoothed stone eat drinke m be merry full moon>?


Hmmm no idea chaos it be then




Oh noe!
trukey is gone?
Aslos possed dwarf meh ah well me wants turkey naow...






Congratu-fucking-lations ye wee lil pixel.







Just how o sthis relevanmt to ouytr current plight?
Fucking engravers an their beards



Fuck wait....its panicjking!!!

POLARA BAR??


Send in fort ice fist squad 10!!!!
*theme song plays*
*crappy battle scenese*
]Narrator takes a break]

Reslutlr:





Scheize.


Uhmmmm.
Ignore?
Yes easier that way ignore for twill survive yes it will.





Theere may be a problem slight one but yes problem yes.






Ok iot got killed by blood need ciggareette now...shoulder and tattooomso sore....damned drinking damned be ye!



Fuck this modern music requim in d minor mozrt, at least now I can try and save fiort


Fort dommed
No save it...
Ill hold till autumn next sap can take over and lose or die or mozart was a genous.


[img[http://puu.sh/kw4ib/04cafe5fb2.png[/img]http://Werent there 50 or more of these giys last time?




Okmwalls are sealed no more monsters entering or comin out or stuff yes

Dies Irae





I fcking give up just kill em all and let me sleep 2:12 am I want to rest jusyt end it all werephants en it all!






Screw it I am done maybe some other more sober humans can save fort arak not yet finished but I just want peace peace mozart and sleep or stuff yes food so hungry well save comin u.


SAVE OUR FORT VALIANT DRUNKEN HEROES!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is the lst time I get drunk on me own ina confined space again, damned be this damned it be,



FIN____




Hmmmmmmmmmm

Ja.

[Camulus]

i think thius is the save good morning/night tommorow i want breakfast then i work in sun well then life is insanely amuysings.

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=11182


eedit:
   oh yes its weekend some1 get drunk and try save fort please

[TheFlame52]

We're right fucked

[Shoruke]

We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.

[Bobnova]

We have a were-elephant contagion going around the fort?
Good lord it's like if Boatmurdered had- Ceiling Cat, Armok, divines deliver us- sneakier elephants.

rofl
Boatmurdered is what got me into DF in the first place (hands up if that's true for you too).\

We are so screwed.
Bobnova, naturally, died in the first assault.
I didn't have high hopes as a miner in a fort with a volcano, but I didn't see death to wereelephant coming.

[Camulus]

Hahhahah 3:03 AM


edita;\

eait fuk wahat>>>




ok so more dru k than last nugth drank kast aeak  then wwnetn to balinese wedding withh arak and duak then stole beer and sprite(no offc not ploice) then hetr noe oh broke xcscooryter mirrorhabve me own mirror


not gonna play noew'''but just want tah say I Kno despise ye


so weak




Just get drunk humans so easy so cheap find hobo HHIOBO HBOB HOBO shows ye tah the cheap stuff and it drinks with ye fuck9ing frits worldc untd yer ave tah leaernt tsh survuove ok 3:07 am good mornong hope ye get drunmk

[TheFlame52]

are you okay

[Shoruke]

As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.
 

Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.

[Kamin]

As far as I can tell, Camulus has been drunk for 33 hours now.
 

Now, I likes me some drunken shenanigoatse, but... Dude, drink some water, you're gonna hurt yourself.

Very much agreed.

Dat sig, doe.

[Vyro]

I'm going in guys, cover me!