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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1240233 times)

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3840 on: September 06, 2015, 04:17:10 am »
The flooding thing happened because you ignored the big NO warning.

Awesome turn btw.
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SirQuiamus

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3841 on: September 06, 2015, 07:26:40 am »
Digging into a frozen ocean for building materials = Completely reasonable. (Wanted to build ice tacos.)

The ocean melts and floods the fort = Completely unexpected and brick-shittingly horrible.

Honestly though, my turn was 5% fortressing and 95% watching washer kill videos on Youtube. I just couldn't concentrate on the task at hand, for obvious reasons.
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Random_Dragon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3842 on: September 06, 2015, 12:10:56 pm »
You've just invented the dwarven combination refrigerator/self-destruct device.
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3843 on: September 07, 2015, 11:01:01 pm »
!!DrunkFort!! has the best community on Bay12 by a long shot.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3844 on: September 08, 2015, 09:09:26 am »
That's putting it to the test.  If that quote ends up all over, it will cause a bit of arguments, and the act of spreading it will prove that we do not indeed have such an awesome community....  So here we go!
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3845 on: September 08, 2015, 11:13:00 am »
I'm a real firestarter, what can I say?
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Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3846 on: September 10, 2015, 05:27:32 pm »
Well, you probably are rather flammable, soaked with booze as you are. ^-^
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3847 on: September 10, 2015, 05:29:40 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on September 10, 2015, 05:27:32 pm
Well, you probably are rather flammable, soaked with booze as you are. ^-^
Spontaneous Drunkustion
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3848 on: September 10, 2015, 05:30:02 pm »
Note to self: keep derpdragons away from the booze stockpile.
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Kamin

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3849 on: September 10, 2015, 06:17:22 pm »
Quote from: Random_Dragon on September 10, 2015, 05:30:02 pm
Note to self: keep derpdragons away from the booze stockpile.
What about herpdragons?
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Random_Dragon

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3850 on: September 10, 2015, 06:24:17 pm »
Those are twice as flammable.
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Yoink

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3851 on: September 11, 2015, 09:05:02 am »
Oh, how I long for the day when I can participate in this once more... at least I've been playing some regular, sober DF to practice.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Taupe

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3852 on: September 11, 2015, 10:57:30 am »
Quote from: Yoink on September 11, 2015, 09:05:02 am
Oh, how I long for the day when I can participate in this once more... at least I've been playing some regular, sober DF to practice.
From what I noticed, being drunk makes people better at what really matters. Sure we stop caring aboit survival and food and weapons, but our unburdened brain, albeit working at reduced capacity, can fully focus on the real task: Dongs and tacos and petting zoos.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3853 on: September 11, 2015, 10:58:44 am »
...and self-destruct levers.
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Splatteredmachines: Welcome to the Petting Zoo]
« Reply #3854 on: September 25, 2015, 01:06:01 pm »
Come arise thread awesome!

Has anyone here remade the world already into something more... playable? I will be having minor drinking opportunities in the near future and it would be wrong to waste them.
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