Triple post? Wooooo.My new favourite drink: malibu coconut rum and orange juice. It neesd a name, it's a mouthful toa say.
So anyway, as promised, today we learned th-
BUNNYS
BUNNY ISLAND IS THE MOST BEST PLACE EVAR
we also learned that the Willer Bus company, THE alternative to paying several hundred dollars for a Shinkansen, will sometimes "decide to" cancel your trip for you. They'll send you an e-mail, but not a text or a phone call. GEE, SURE WOULD BE INCONVENIENT IF, SAY, THERE WAS A TYPHOON GOING ON RIGHT NOW. (there is)
but I'm okay, becasue bunnyz
okay let's play some drunk f-
So, that's today's theme I guess. Everyware
puns lol
NOU.
we can do BETTER.
I dunno how, but we porbably can.
wow, my magma pum is ALL the way fucked up. It's pflooded with magema, water, ADN obsidain. I thikgn we need a medal for the recrdo of most fucked up ever.
theres' a caravern! The wagson pbyppasses our site becyase previous overseer is a derp.
also theres' a tree trunk in the way of the path. Durkon was right. fuckgin trees
...well and also the other path flooded
shtis' a mess, yo
gonn'a sentda shitlaod of mechs to the depot... so'okay we got leots and theyre' all granite anyway
thoedlbolid why are you making a artifact on the roof
WHOALHOLY SHITS oh right, the great freezening
"world asi the same as ever"
"what reqeu-"
"idunno stop asking. booze. seeds. bunnies."
"THY WILL BE DONE"
well with the water frozen i can maybe dig out some of the magma pump again
i"m surre theis is not a terrible idea
..actually i'm sure it is, but I dunnoe how so I'm doing it
frozen magma encased in water and turned into obsidian
FIZZICKS
lets' see what piece of shit artficat the crafter made this time
HOLY FCUSK
YOU GUISE
A CRAFTER MADE AND ARTFDICAT THAT IS NOT COMPELTELY TOTALLY USELESS
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck waaaaaaaaow
hisotrilca dy
did some trading
bought
foud
and metal things to melt
and cheese
YALL' DONT' KNOW HOW BPRIVELEIGED YOU ARE TO HAVE CHEESE
I cannot make sesscne of the entrance eanymore
yellow gray blue wyellow brown yellow red white brown green ice wood sand?
fuck I dunno
surprisingly i thinkg I got the magma pumps cleared out and usable
but mecashork will only pump the ptop one, not the obtommo pump. dummy
oh, i think ti froze. decondstruct, dig that out, and...
i, uh... think I found a bug again....
when I loo'k' at that blank tile, there's... nothing. no groudn. no pump. nothing.
WHAAAAAAAAAA
i cant' dig or channel through that tile
cant rebuilt the pump because its' "blocked"
whaaaaaaat
ARMOK
WHY HAST THOU FORSAKEN MEEEEEE
what did I doooo
also, there are dorfs without nicknaems. I hope you took a big drink and drunkedded yourself, mr. last overseer person.
migrantssss...? oi. no
go wawy
dont'... want you
wait, thies first one is a metal smith that liskes breast plates? DIBS
theres' a werelizard
clearrely the best coares of action is to order the whole militrai against it and hope ist bleeds in the water supply
...we dotn' drink water
escapcially not from the frzoen lake
OH WELL KILL IT ANWYAY
*some time later*
he killed a civvy and 2 fighters
and another fighter is KO with head injureis
COULDA BEEN worse (sry caps)
dorfs be like "that's so sad but I CANLL DIBS ON HIS SOCKS"
ugh. I keep falling asleep.
Short tho it be, my turn is over
hopefully my internet holds out long enough to put thup the save...
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