Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Yes!

No!

I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Yoink]

Yay!

[Shoruke]

Spoiler: the turn is in here I think (click to show/hide)

Okay, let's see... something about traderps locked up in the deopt... yup, there they are... You locked up the dorfs...? Okay...
The bridge is even dubmer than before... great...
and the staircase isYOU MOTHERFDUCKER



...You'er gonna get along fine with nNarYar and Scrrufy

Lets' see... you flooded a stairway down do the lake cave without flooding the lake, very nice
the bgreat bridge is a third buildt, but onl uy from the ground side... gonna finish wthat up. Wood only. Fuck elvfs.
I shdoul dig to the wgagin. might find stuff. like corpses.
..annda anvil
haaaaay not all the dorfsvf are named! must fix


az zey, say, iz mooch battur

dunno wat u were saying about not having picks. we have picks! sEE The gemerer has one, and there's one in sthe depopt... and another in the depot... huh.
well our ofrt ahs five picks in it. kidna.

one of thre thraders went berserkd! nice! hics cow also went berserk at the same time. suffice to say their bodyguard made short work of them
hey, he's a bodyguard, not a lifeguard. he's doing his job great, their bodies are still right there where they should be 

thxn to my sawesome bookeppeding skills, I can find the corpses of the other people who fell in the lake and drownd and froze!
*much rejoicing*
HAH
rejo-ICE-ing lel

Boromir be like
"brace urselfvs winter is coming"
and I'm just wearing 2 tshirts like "bitch I'm Canadiaen I have super not dying skillz"

HAHAHA WOW I'm slow
I only just now realized
sEan's aboveground penis entrance thingy is, in fact... wod.
HAHAHA NOT BAD

clearly ur dick needs stairs so we can mount it properly
(and cover up the staris from baove, get ur minds out of the gutter
)

how are we fidn"ng people dead" in dthe deopt when its walled off? 
i do knot know these things

i wanna just let that swordsodrf out of the deopt... but... copper weapons. *drool*

oh good lord, the merchatns are rising to haunt us.
but...

Can't tell if stuck in the detpo, or partying with everyone else

sprign has sprugn
the grazzs is riz
i wonder where the birdeis FUCKING SHUT UP BIRDS GOD
WHO THE FUCK IS AWAKE AT 5AM ANYWAY

*ahem*

elvfs are here.
officially time to release that dorf dude. we need tha depot.

I'm making us a metal forging place. again. the last one froze over. not enough magema.
elf merchants FO'd. cant itell if because i took everything they have, or because of the smell of the previous merchants..

replacement sTuape punctured the volcano without dying! good job!

...TROPER SENSEZ... TIGNLING!
keeping up with thea graves?
getting construction prejcets done?
we have the fuondation of a workign metal industry?
the elfvs dont' like us?
dorfs aren't dying left and right?
WE ARE VERY DOOMED
and not just becasue of tropes
also... THE LAAAAAAAKE

its' still frozen but you markq my words
it is biding its time
wadting
waitng for me to lower my gaourd
the it strikes
see, right on Queue, the ice changed colour. gonna melt soon.
GQUICK GET ALL THE ROPES AND SHIT FROM THE WAGON

holy shit, I dotn' thin I even lost any dorfs to the metlining.
no i gotta spell that right
THE MELTENING
*dun dun duuuun*
kind asux I couldnt' save all the socks. Oops. owell. next yer maybe


dear future overseer
plz dig to theese coordin8tes to obtain socks during the next grate freezening.


...there are other spots with muddy black sand that are not gray
wihch means that those water tiles are gray because...
they're spattered with water.
the rest of the lake is blue because it isn't. 

it's summer! time to go to the beach and METL because I'm in Japan and FUCKING SHIT UYO GUYS ITS HOT over here
also I should slaughter all the animals except one cat
wait
STOP
FULL STOP
NO HAMMERTIME
JUST STOP
WHAT?!?

PANDAZS ARE BOARDS?! WHAAAAAAAA
dude we can have PANDA BACON
or even ebetter
WAR PANDAS THAT ARE FUTURE BACONS
yessss

no migratns, this seassin or last... what gives.
i maen sure i accidentally dropped hafl the dorfs in the lake that one time
but, like, ONE TIME!

OH
maybe theres' no migrants cuz theres' no bedrooms to put them in... heh...

NOOOO
MR. PANDA BOAR WENT MISSING!
I actually almsot gave havlf a fuck about him, wat happnedt?
*check stocks*
my future sight powers have infromted me that we left him in his cajge too long. fusk.

eeeeep dorf-caravan-sempai is here
what am i gonna
do what will i WAER
aaaaaaah
i need a gift!

i neat, i can sellum stolen shit now.
Elvefs are useful! They give me frees tuff to trade to the dorfsz!


y''know,zcuz we can totally make spare armor and gems to give away

fuckin shit everything froze again
already
and apparently someone punched the liaison in the lung? wow you fucker  high five! guy's a dousche

AAAAAWGHGHGW it won't let me trade the stolen stuff at the depot, but itl'l let me waset time brigning it there -_-
BOOOOO

what the fuck how did I die!?
i don't mine howd i get frozen
im' not in the corspes list, but i'm listed as missign wtf
I'm... fine?

I think this game is telling me to get out more.
Nope, my dorf went to the dinign room, with other, s and Im' still missgn.
the fuck?


never seen someone almost get possessed before

he took ofver a gemerer's shop
and is making a thing out of?!?
...a gem, duh.
ashinglte rough yellow zicron

he mmade it into a szingle yellow zricon.
a perfect one, but still.
I EXPTECED BETTER OF YUO

probably only becasue i Am a naive little fucker, but still

and now its' sprign. I've played more like like 1.4 yeasr. OH WELL DEAL WIDDIT
and save while looking at the beastufil fortress gaty. wood floosr that the welfs have to step on liek sacriliguois fucsk, and ice walls cuz fuck fizzicks.

I got notably less drunk than usual.
with all that vodka, I put in more than usual in each vodcoke... with the ersult that I ended up drikning less becasue alcohol is gross XpX
here'zzas save or somethin' I don't... mumble mumble... *sleep*

...I was browsing XKCD while waiting for my file to upload n my slow-ass internet. Would you believe, I found this.

[Naryar]

May take a turn tomorrow. Very unsure about it, though.

[Taupe]

Great dwarfings abd titles. This is the most hilariously bad starting spot yo.

Ive got four days off in a row next week, so expect at least a turn from me...

[Yoink]

Good turn! I hope to take one tonight, but who knows what will actually happen.
I have some friends arriving from interstate so I might be expected to booze/smoke with them instead. I dunno. I'll do my best.
I have a bottle of Southern Comfort and a heart full of good intentions, I'll see what I can do.

[Naryar]

Downloading and soon enough i will take a turn.

[Naryar]

Edit: oh right i am supposed to make it in french, sexy sexy french (bullshit if i wanteed to be sexy i'll make it in italian but i am kinda crap at italian)

9:30 Bon ben c'est bien tôt pour boire... bon j'ouvre la fortresse, et puis je me saoûle
9:38 il n'y a qu'un seul naryar et c'est un manant
bon ben ok

IL N'Y A PAS DE BOBNOAVAS COMMENT UNE TELLE CHOSE PEUT ELLE SE PRODUIRE

BLASPHEME, BLASPHEME JE VIES euh je veux dire DIS

9:43 En train de finir cette bouteille. le buzz de l'alcool ne semble pas venir bien vite. bah

magmaaaaa

toujours en pause, wow quelqu'un a embarqué en plein dans un océan 10/10

et il y a UN VOLCAN DANS CET OCEAN 20/10 j'AIME CETTE EMBARQUEMENT ? embarcation ? non... installation... Carte ? non pas carte on va dire "colonie"

9:48 Dois... boire... plus ! Aussi quelqu'un a fait des DAS en tant que pièges... bah, qui est la tapette ici ? des DAS pour tuer les goblins ? vraiement ? bon dieu il faut arrêter ces conneries parce que la vraie méthode pour tuer un goblin c'est soit le magma soit tu fais une milice puis tu les affrontes honnêtement... ah vraiement

9:52 Quelqu'un a fait un bâtiment phallique... je crois que c'est le nouveau saoûl venu ? en tout cas j'approuve et il faut que je fasse un mât... euh je veux dire que j'érige quelque chose en bois(si possible) comme la dernière forteresse, que ce soit bien pénien si vous voyez ce que je veux dire



9:57 j'ai changé un nom de nain... je vous dirai pas qui c'est

9:59 Apparament la salle à manger a des meubles en bois... EN BOIS ! c4est qui l'elfe salopiaud

bon dieu il y a de la bonne pierre juste à côté et quelqu'un construit la salle à manger en BOIS

il doit être jeté dans le volcan je crois

10:04 OK, fini mon demi litre de bière, commencé une autre bière, c'est bon 10/10

je commence à jouer, on est le premier de granite, début du printemps (sans surprise), OK

10:07 premièrement il faut faire un atelier de maçon et probablement un atelier d'artisan nain a côté, pour qu'on aie une salle à manger correcte

aussi c'est apparament un entrepôt de graines et non pas un champ qui lévite dans l'air... ah



je veux dire les sacs et les barils ca existe... quoi on a pas de cuir ? mais ca devrait être facile à résoundre

10:14 ok, l'industrie de la pierre est faite, et naryar est devenu mécanicien... beaucoup, beaucoup mieux que paysan, maintenant il nous faut des meubles en pierre

10:20 ok maintenant il faut agrandir ces chambres, plus de chambres !

10:23 Comment ca un ordre de mine a été annulé à cause de présence de pierre chaude ? Mais mes pauvres nains je suis MAITRE DU MAGMA, je sais ce que je fais quand je creuse à proximité du magma... continuez à creuser... y'a que 10-20 cm de roche entre le magma brûlant et ce que vous creusez de toute facon

10:27 Une caravane d'elfes, qu'est ce qu'ils nous amènent ?

un jaguar, un ocelot, deux phacochères, un thrips géant (bon dieu d'elfes inutiles), et un loup.

hmm voyons... ok il m'ont amené un loup apprivoisé et un jaguar, je vais pas les mettre dans le volcan

vous avez gagné votre vie, elfes.

10:32 OK donc j'ai remplacé toute la merde de bois dans la salle à manger par de la pierre... envie de vendre tous ces meubles de bois aux elfes ouais ca c'est une bonne idée, euh je veux dire les foutre dans le volcan et hop c'est réglé

maintenant dois commercer avec les elfes

10:35 je leur refourgue la même camelote, des gobelets en or massif comme ca il boivent dans des trucs décents pas leur camelote en bois "naturel"... on a plein d'or natif dans cette fortreress... je vais en faire une industrie des gobelets en or pur (quoique ce doit être merdique vu que l'or pur est hyper-mou comme métal, bon on s'en fout c'est des elfes)

10:40 Evidemment le maître du commerce est en pause... bah putain pourquoi il sont toujours en pause quand on a besoin d'eux ? sois damné shorukekeeeekekeke (zerglingg ahahaha)

10:44 acheté plein de fruits et des vêtements d'elfe (oui je sais c'est un peu limtie mais bon), il est temps de mettre mes bouilleurs de cru à l'oeuvre sur ces fruits

c'est bien quand on a de la variétéré dsur les fruits et les boissons donc

10:46 des migrants ouaaaais

10:56 fini avec donner des noms aux migrants

aussi des nains dorment dans l'entrepôt de trucs ca doit être problématique

PLUS EEDE LITS

11:08 plus de chambre d'abord

et ensuite je fais des lits

ouais

besoin de boire plus !

11:17 Alors j'étais en train de faire une industrie de viane avec boucher, tanneurs, et travailleurs du cuir, et une déchetterie dans le magma...et puis wrex a brûlé. Je crois que mon truc de magma a un peu foiré. trop près, a refaire autre part

parce que le brouillard de magma est un peu trop Amusant pour mon goût.

11:32 Parlant d'amusant... j'avais ouvert cette porte au niveau de l'eau (pour la refermer), évidemment l'eau s'est entrée dans la fortresse et là je cherche juste un moyen qu'elle cesse d'entrer

11:46 il y a de l'eau partout dans la cage d'esaclier

suis en train de faire des escalier d'urgenc

il semble que nous survivrons cetter inondation

11:53 On est sauf. L'eau est en train de s'écouler dans les cavernese,s il y a un peu d'eau dans l'escalier 3x3 principal, mais la forteresse ne tombera pas !

quelques images





vous voyez la forteresse est complètement sans danger



croyez-moi vraiement

Maintenant il n'y a plus qu'à attendre l'automne/hiver à 50 FPS

12:12 Eh bien, mes amis bourrés, la forteresse va bien, si ce n'est tout ce bordel d'eau qui va dans les escaliers. En tout cas nous ne mourrons pas noyés. Autremement dit je pense qu'on a besoin d'une milice, donc je vais m'y mettre.

13:04 Je suis en train de construire quelque chose de phallique, après les bâtiments de bois

13:34 Le bâtiment phallique est en train d'être construit, je vais faire une milice avec des armes en bois aussi

14:22 OK, le bâtiment phallique est fini

Aussi la glace est reprise, donc j'ai fermé le trou et il n'y a plus de risque d'inondation

maintenant il me faut des nains de milice

14:36 un lézard-garou

merde

comment je fais pour le lézard-garou

je suppose qu'il me faut faire la tortue et construire des murs

14:40 bon, le lézard-garou est à l'extérieur & on est à peu près sûrs. Demdemeh est a l'extérieur, mordu par le lézard garou. je le considère comme perdu déjà.

le lézard garou est parti parce qu'il est passé en mode gobelin.

14:42 Bah j'en ai assez, c'est 3 saisons dont 2 trop lentes à cause de l'eau. allez, au prochain !

14:46 OK j'ai sauvé le jeu : au prochain, j'upload la forteresse sur DFFD

voilà: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10937

[Naryar]

Alright, turn's done. Will traduce later.

Nothing really fun happened, apart from a few deaths due to derping around. More migrants, i built another phallic symbol, there was another flooding but I took care of it, a werelizard but it fled, although Demdemeh is infected, I guess.

[Shoruke]

Making up for not doing my little running meme thing yesterday.
Today, we learned that, say what you will about Japan,

Spoiler: thanks, I think I will (click to show/hide)

<rant>
The cost of living is super-high despite the lacklustre minimum wage, the language is so hard even grown adults admit to having trouble with it and any word not explicitly put into the school curriculum does not enter common parlance, they literally have no idea what the fuck a "pie" is and resist any attempt to instruct them because they call lame-ass tarts "pie", fish is somehow overpriced despite that this country is an island, their advertisements are so weird that people hang their heads in shame when I ask what the fuck is actually being sold or what is going on, buying men's clothes is not a thing that actually happens outside of thrift stores or drastically-overpriced specialty stores, and how the fuck do I FIND shit here? I spent half an hour wandering around a 2-block radius from the party's location before I figured out which building it was, and I think half the other partygoers did too.
</rant>

they throw some great parties. The Facebook event literally said, "no entry fee, free food and alcohol, please mix your own drinks, bring your friends"
So... I went.
And got drunk.
The locals figure I am batshit insane for having more than one shot of alcohol at a time (hey, I mixed it with plenty of orange juice...)
So, basically, 14 doses of alcohol and 2 hours later, I figure... I'm going to give my liver a break. I took a turn yesterday, I've been drinking for a while already, I'm going to try to not be a complete retard about my hobbies just now, and avoid hurting myself over video games. No turn from me just now.

[Naryar]

14 doses of alcohol ? wow.

must have had like five or six for my turn. But I wasn't intending on getting completely trashed.

And I was buzzed but not really very drunk. Oh well, had some alcohol, and enough for inebriation, and played. That's all that matters.

[Taupe]

Just found out why im not working next week much. Tis a fake-country holliday. Expect the drunkest of turns. Most likely wednesday. Possibly monday night too, because yolo.

Btw, mister prinny, keep up posting anecdotes, they are very neat.

[Bobnova]

Ran Naryar through google translate. The whole post. We'll see how this goes...

Spoiler: "TRANSLATED?!" (click to show/hide)

Edit: oh right i am Supposed to make it in english, french sexy sexy (if i bullshit wanteed to be sexy i'll make it in italian but i am kinda crap at italian)

9:30 Okay well that's soon to drink ... well I open the fortress, and then I am drunk
9:38 there is only one naryar and is a clown
ben good ok

THERE IS NO SUCH THING BOBNOAVAS HOW CAN IT HAPPEN

BLASPHEMY, BLASPHEMY LIVES I uh I mean DIS

9:43 In the process of finishing this bottle. the buzz of alcohol does not appear to come soon. bah

magmaaaaa

always paused, wow someone embarked in an ocean full 10/10

and there VOLCANO IN THIS OCEAN 20/10 I LOVE THIS BOARDING? boat? no ... Installation ... Map? not map one will say "colony"

9:48 Am ... drink ... more! As someone has made DAS as traps ... well, that's the fag here? DAS to kill goblins? Verily? good god we must stop this crap because the real way to kill a goblin is either the magma is you do a militia then you face them honestly ... oh Verily

9:52 Someone made a phallic building ... I think it's the newcomer drunk? in any case I agree and I have to make a mast ... uh I mean that I erected a wooden thing (if possible) as the last fortress, be it penile well if you see what I mean say



9:57 I changed a dwarf name ... I do not tell you who it is

9:59 Apparently the dining room has wooden furnishings ... WOODEN! C4EST elf who salopiaud

good god there is good stone next door and someone builds the dining WOOD

it should be thrown into the volcano I believe

10:04 Ok, finished my pint of beer, started another beer is good 10/10

I start playing, it is the first of granite, early spring (unsurprisingly), OK

10:07 First we must make a mason workshop and probably a dwarf artisan workshop side, so that we have a dining room proper

it's also apparently a seed warehouse and not a field that levitates in the air ... ah



I mean the bags and barrels are ca ... what was no leather? but it should be easy to résoundre

10:14 ok, the stone industry is made, and naryar became mechanic ... much, much better than peasant, now we need stone furniture

10:20 ok now we must enlarge the rooms, more rooms!

10:23 How does a mining order has been canceled due to the presence of hot stone? But my poor dwarf I MASTER OF MAGMA, I know what I do when I dig near the magma ... keep digging ... there 10-20 cm between the hot rock and magma you dig anyway

10:27 A caravan of elves, what they lead us?

a jaguar, an ocelot, two warthogs, giant thrips (good god unnecessary elves), and a wolf.

hmm ... ok see it took me a tame wolf and a jaguar, I will not put them in the volcano

you won your life, elves.

10:32 Ok so I replaced all the shit of wood in the dining room with stone ... want to sell all these wooden furniture elves yeah that 's good idea, er I mean fuck in the volcano and hop is set

now have to trade with elves

10:35 I refourgue them the same junk, cups solid gold like that drink it in decent stuff not their wooden junk "natural" ... was full of native gold in this ... I'll fortreress to an industry cups pure gold (although it must be crap because pure gold is soft as hyper-metal, good who cares it's the elves)

10:40 Obviously the master of commerce is fucking break ... well why he always paused when you need them? shorukekeeeekekeke be damned (zerglingg ahahaha)

10:44 bought lots of fruits and elf clothes (yes I know it's a little limtie but good), it's time to put my distillers at work on these fruits

that's when you have the variétéré Dkey fruits and beverages therefore

10:46 ouaaaais of migrants

10:56 finished with giving names to migrants

as dwarves are sleeping in the AC tricks warehouse must be problematic

EEDE MORE BEDS

11:08 more room first

and then I make beds

yeah

need to drink more!

11:17 While I was doing a viane industry with butcher, tanners and leather workers, and dumped in the magma ... and then Wrex burned. I think my magma thing a little messed up. too close to redo the other

because the magma mist is too Fun for my taste.

11:32 Speaking of fun ... I had opened this door in water (to close it), obviously the water entered the fortress and there I just looking for a way to cease enter

11:46 there is water everywhere in the cage esaclier

am doing Urgenc of stairs

it seems that we will survive flooding cetter

11:53 It is safe. The water is now flowing in cavernese, there's some water in the main 3x3 stairs, but the fortress will not fall!

some pictures





you see the fortress is completely safe



Verily believe me

Now there is only to wait Autumn / Winter 50 FPS: P

24:12 Well, my drunk friends, the fortress is well, if not all water that will mess up the stairs. In any case we will not die drowned. Autremement said I think we need a militia, so I'm going to start.

1:04 p.m. I'm trying to build something phallic, after the wooden buildings

1:34 p.m. The phallic building is being constructed, I'll do a militia with wooden weapons as

2:22 p.m. OK, the phallic building is finished

As the ice is taken, so I closed the hole and there is more risk of flooding

Now I need some militia dwarfs

2:36 p.m. a lizard Werewolf

Fuck

how do I lizard Werewolf

I suppose that I must make the tortoise and build walls

2:40 p.m. good, the lizard werewolf is outside & we're pretty sure. Demdemeh is on the outside, bitten by the werewolf lizard. I consider already lost.

the werewolf lizard left because he happened in Goblin mode.

2:42 p.m. Well I've had enough, it's 3 seasons including 2 too slow because of the water. go, next!

2:46 p.m. OK I saved the game: the next, I upload the fortress on DFFD

Here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10937

Had to fix the closing tags, google translate adds a space after a /
Other than that it survived, I think.

[Scruffy]

Interesting

I think that I'll take a turn.
Should I write in finnish? No?
I think I shouldn't

Edit:
I suppose that I'm ready to start.
We have rules? I hate rules. There was a reason we stopped using those.
I could write in finnish but google translate wouldn't be able to translate it properly and I'm sure as hell not going to write it all over again tomorrow to translate

Nonniin. Olen ryypännyt suurimman osan päivästä koska juhannuksena ei kerennyt.
Melkein pullo omaa perunaviiniä, pari kaljaa ouzoa. Kippasin loput paskasta perunaviinistä tuoppiin ja juon sitä parhaillaan. tein myös reilusti burritoja. naudan jauhelihaa, punasipulia, valkosipulia, papuja, riisiä, red and green chili and green peppers.
Jäljellä on vielä tuopillinen tummaa olutta, ouzoa ja pari pulloa mansikkaviiniä joten juotavan loppumisesta ei ole ainakaan pelkoa
perhana kun on pakko kirjoittaa kaikki oikein koska google translate ei ymmärtäisi tekstiä jossa on kirjoitusvirheitä. Ei edes ymmärrä puhekieltä joten pitää kirjoittaa kirjakieltä. erittäin vittumaista ja työlästä

Tallennus on ladattu ja käynnistelen sitä parasta aikaa.
Jäätä. Paljon jäätä.
LIIKAA jäätä. En pidä tästä. Ei enteile hyvää. Ei ole kääpiömäistä. Ei ollenkaan.
..ja taidan olla jo liian kännissä. mitä hemmettiä tässäkin varastossa lienee. sekavaa ja hämmentävää kuin mikä. Pitänee ehkä harkita phoebusia. voin kyllä pelata asciilla ihan yhtä hyvin mutta näyttää sekavalta ja kuvat saattavat vaikuttaa hämmentäviltä muille lukijoille.


Koko linnake on siis jatkuvassa tulvavaarassa ja ne osat jotka ovat turvassa tulvavedeltä ovat täynnä magmaa? täydellistä. asiat ovat näköjään kohdillaan. Olisin itsekkin varmasti tehnyt samoin.



Ovatko nuo kaikki portteja? ja alla on vain pelkkää jäätä? kyllä
koko sonta romahtaa järveen heti jään sulettua. ei ole mitään mikä tukisi rakenteita. Joku on kyllä nähnyt paljon vaivaa niiden eteen mutta itse taidan kävellä noita seiniä pitkin tai siis niiden päällä olevilla lattioilla.

Uusia kävelyreittejä tulossa. Täällä on perhanasti puuta joten puuseiniä. PALJON puuseiniä. Siinä tämän vuoron projekti. Hmm.. puuseppiä. viitisenkymmentä kääpiötä.
nelisenkymmentä liikenee varmaan rakentamaan.. Tästä se lähtee

..ja google translate ei näköjään saa tästä mitään selkoa.
Luovutan. Kirjoitan englanniksi

Screw the rules. I'm writing in (bad) english
More workshops.


only two LARGE farms with no proper crop rotation. we are out of seeds too.
Oh, and we are making lavish meals out of booze
built a temporary aboveground farmplot
FDarmer's workshop to process our nasty little oograh, or what ever the trollish word was.
rock pots, beds, bins, tables and chairs on repeat.
started some cloth production while I still can
making some wood stockpiles too


restarting with phoebus. im lazy tonight and it looks prettier


why does scruffy complain abiout not having wood? we have plenty
oh. we are walled off from the surface. meh. we can take care of ourselves and dorfs are a renewable resource. open ing it up


Poured the remaining ouzo in a 2dl glass. Burns nicely since I'm not mixing it with water

Traps. plenty of traps. i generally despise using traps and closed gates but i'll lower my standards and start using them. For now
I kind of prefer the "open doors" policy



we now have dedicated dorfs for most jobs. no more farmers spending their time brewing or making shoes when they could be planting the next harvest or miners loitering around, hauling garbage or dead dorfs.

camulus is possessing shoruke

A slab should put an end to that. either labbing camulus or slapping shoruke with a slab
slabbing it

i think ill build somthing ..fun


wiill be pretty dorfdrowning though since I will be digging a deep and wide hole in the ice above the volcano and walling it to prevent flooding

assigned mroe bedrooms and a dorms. should make the angry little midgets a bit less irritated
jervill gave birth. demdemeh is the father

Yet another shork is haunting the fortress
The mayor got moody. I wonder what he will make.
..leatherworkshop. Great. we have a gimp mayor with a beard

bobnova iv froze to death. pussy
dorfs are freezing left and right.
Erm.. I think that I need a chance pf plans.

digging progressing. Only a handfull of dead dorfs




SPRING!
OH GOD! Get out of there!


collapse! Shit
Something collapsed into the magma. poor dorfgs. atleast the pick survived
SHIT! the ice above the sections I dug is starting to melt due to the magma below and the dorfs are between the falling water and magma. the obsidian is displacing magma  so it is rising up one z-level and melting the trapped dorfs
erm.. oops?

4/5 of the miners perished but the main goal was accomplished
slapping them. building some coffins too
oh, and i think that I might be a bit drunk
hte ouzo is gone. starting with the dark lager and then strawberry wine

ELVES!
The ice will melt soon. the old gates will collapse
graves- that should suffice. I'm, too drunk to make anyuthing fancier


melting. MELTING FAST! the temperature must be rising!
Inside! Now!


i did not account for the ice melted by the magma in my plans so the whole damn thing is ruined now. typical
perhaps I can drain the magma? Or perhaps pump out hte water?
OH wait... it is not rising because of being displaced. it is just raising because the volcano is trying to rise to it's original level.
My plan is futile

where are all the dorfs?
Killed by giant olms? When?

MIGRANTS! THE FOOLS!
from 40 dorfs to 63

more water inside the magmapipe is melting
It is rainign water
BOOM! it melts





I'm draining the excess water from the magmapiep

should be able to drain it in the caverns near the border of hte embark

Oh, I had a about a dl of ouzo left in another glass.
ARHG! it burns! IT BURNS! managed to swallow some of it in the wrong way, or how ever you say it. got some of it in my windpipe
it burns us, precious

I think that hte elves.. drowned? perhaps?
One can hope..

Dr.Murdoc has a pet sow
bstrange collapses on the surface and new bits of obsidian.
How the hell is the magma getting there?



BUILDING the GOLDEN THRONE!
MAYOR BOB SUPERNOVA ON HIS GOLDEN THRONE, ALL RIGHT IN THE DORFERIUM!
also golden sarcofagi and other crap for named dorfs. It is not like we have any better use of that yellow crap


draining hte water
time to see how highthe magma rises
then we can start planning on the future usage of this crevace



BEDROOM!
was thinking of something prettier, something fractal but was too drunk

HUMANS! Foul creatures of something or else
something is wrong. Humans look like kobolds. I KNEW USING ANYTHING ELSE THAN ASCII WAS A MISTAKE!
TRAVESTY!


the gates did not collapse. Why? I thought that gates needed support from underneath and just support from sides was not enough
seems like I was wroing. Oh well.
newscruffy forgot his trousers in the water drainage pipe.
not sure how to (something, forgot the word) to that

,pre bppze BOOSE booze




I was wondering how the water got inside the fortress enen though we are sealed. there was a single 1x1 tile hole



cam't really be bothered to watcvh out for every since dorf life. Just keepuing an eye on the total dorf counta and food/booze. dorfs are rewable

oops


giant


shoruke valiantly attacked the giantess and bit her while screaming for help
sealed the magmaleak




http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10939

[Bobnova]

Interesting

I think that I'll take a turn.
Should I write in finnish? No?
I think I shouldn't

Edit:
I suppose that I'm ready to start.
We have rules? I hate rules. There was a reason we stopped using those.
I could write in finnish but google translate wouldn't be able to translate it properly and I'm sure as hell not going to write it all over again tomorrow to translate

Just go for it in English. Your keyboard is interesting enough as it is

[Taupe]

take a ten minutes turn. make a new rule cancelling the old rules. then take a doubleturn.