NOTE!
MY NEW RULE THAT I AM MAKING DUE TO BEING ABLE TO MAKE A RULE BECAUSE I'M DRUNK AS DRUNK AND AM TAKING A TURN PLAINY DRUNK FUCKING FORTRESS IS THUSLY:
452°.f: He who is playing Dwarf Fortress while DRUNK shall not intentionally pause the game at ANY TIME, excluding pauses as REQUIRED by the BUILDING process. He (She) who is guilty of pausing the game for any reason beyond those mandated by the DWARD FORTRESS SOFTWARE shall be found guilty of DELAY OF GAME and fined FIFTEEN (15) YARDS and TWO (2) ALCOHOL UNITS.This is going to be the officela post. I'll edit it as go.
9:44pm: many shots. How amny? Don't know.
Have installed Scruffy's save. Looks like a mess.
9:48: We have no miners.
Bobnova is now a miner/.
9:50 ordered slabs engraved for the first few ghosts. We'll see how far that goes.
My guess? Not far.
9:51pm: WTF?! Firsdt off Bobnova is alive, this is wonderful and so rare. Secondly my icon is a FUCKING DORF CORPSE! What the hell? Somewthing is seriously fucked here IMO.
I resetnt this implication. I should probably take another shot because of this.
By should I mean should bnot. By shold not aI mean pribably will.
What the hell has a become of my typing>
I think I'm going to ban myself from pausing, that should help.
(;54: Everybody's icon is a corpse. Weird. PyLNP must have fucked up installing Ironhand. I love Ironhand graphics, they are the best. THem or ASCII! I know two ascii codes! alt+230 is a micro sign and alt+248 is degrees! µ °! I used these FYCKING CONSTANTLY while writing power supply reviews. Nobody else does. Everybody uses u and *. Slackers. Pidgin won't accept ascii codes and it makes me sad
nextPM: I'm ceroned by "webbed"/
10:04pm: wE HAVE many slabs. Many
ENGRAVED slabs. Fucking slackers.
I'm building a slab garden. IO should put statues in it. I wil oorder our completely lack o metalusgrists to create them.
10:14pm: SEVENTY FUCKING SEVEN SLABS! That's hpw ,amy ypu fucks have engraed without FOLLOING THROUGH and doing DUE FUCKING DILLIGENCE and CONSTRUCTIONGING!
I couldeted/.
I was hard.
I also constructed them;.
It was ahrder.
Pretty sure I should go take another shot after ordering the construction of 77 slabs. that's a lot, btw.\
10:16pm" Ot be fair to those who have gone behfore as overseer, we only have 8 ghosts. I suspect many slabs erre engraved for dorfs safely buried/
10:18pm:
ad by Kamin I apparantly mean Kamnin.
WTF movie was it that feaured the Rates of Nim? I watched that a lot. It was good. I'd totally watch it with my kids if it wouldnt send my younger kid into shock. He does not feal well at all with emotional conflict in moies. Hes; six. To be fair I don't eal with it especially well either, but I'm orlder and can bury my emotions under ..... fragile things>? Alcohol? I donno.
In any event, whatever the fuck it was I expect the older kid would enjoy and the younger kid would not, at all.
To be fair, it always made me sad in parts too.
10:22p,:
10:26pm: Oh fuck.
We're in some shit now, there're only five of us. Time to guess which lever closes the gates. We have gates right?
Also time to take the laundry out of the dryer, according to the dryer.
I'm leaving the game paused (paused by the game due to an ambuse that will prbbaly fuck us over copletely, not me. I am not pausi9ng the game. I suggest this as a rule. Fuck
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11:13PM:
I'm out of vodka.
11:14pm:
Ambush appears to ba s single amphibean man blowgunner. I've locked him into an unused bedroom. FUck his couch.
11:25pm: Kamin doesn't seem overly happy:
11:31: Kamnin has become depressed.
I am not shocked.
Save:
http://bobnova.com/transfer/drunkfortress/DrunkFortress.zip
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