Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Yes!

No!

I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Scruffy]

So I'm still officially the king of Scruffy-related engineering mishaps. owo

We just have to make sure that "someone" doesn't attempt to make this dong flacid. The risks are too great

[Random_Dragon]

Having "someone" accidentally fuck the world with said dong would be the best-case scenario. Worst-case scenario would be adding things to it that don't belong on any dwarven, elven, or human dong. o3o

[Kamin]

The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"

^Edited, but this. All of this.

[Scruffy]

The wooden cock punched a cockshaped hole on 8 (!!) z-levels all the way to the first caverns. The entire lake emptied immediately and every part of the fortress below was instantly filled with 7/7 water. It's a damn wooden doomsday device. I dub it "The doom wang"

^Edited, but this. All of this.

Urist and the Wangs of Doom, a dwarven opera

Anyway, starting to get drunk. Will post on my earlier post to keep it in a single post

[Random_Dragon]

Anyone want to bet that this results in a half-finished attempt to expand the Dong of Doom that makes it look ridickulous?

[Scruffy]

Done. something somthig

[Taupe]

I'll be playing either tuesday or wednesday. We have the fireball. We have the technology. We have the money. we can rebuild it.

[Random_Dragon]

...am I the expedition leader? Ohgodwut. owo

[Shoruke]

I think I might need to add some of these recent quotes to our TvTropes page.

[Kamin]

Woah, Kamin9 is an uberdorf. Insane stats and fighting skills. even killed a crundle and a reacher..

And this is surprising why? It's a given, really. 

[Random_Dragon]

That dorf must be a giant mantis in disguise. owo

[Scruffy]

Save is up.
It also appears that two forbidden doors are the only thing preventing the fort from drowning.  Oh well. I'm sure that we will be safe. It is not like any drunken overseers ever do anything stupid out of curiosity like opening a door or anything, right?

[Naryar]

Unintentional phallic water piston doomsday device ! Yes ! This is the best thing ever !

Having "someone" accidentally fuck the world with said dong would be the best-case scenario.

fuck the world with said dong

I see what you did there.

The only thing that we are missing is magma.

[miauw62]

oh hey my dorf did something
\o/

[DrStrangeWeird]

So, to establish, I have no clue what I'm doing but here comes a turn assuming I don't throw up and fall asleep immediately.