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A new drunken world is imminent. Should we try a modded world?

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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1240238 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3285 on: April 20, 2015, 10:23:29 am »
It was inevitable.

Also, gonna have to go on an archive binge sometime, forum has been derpy and not emailing notifications properly. >.o
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3286 on: April 20, 2015, 02:07:03 pm »
I'll prolly take a turn this week.

Won't be trashed, probably just light drunk because parents.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3287 on: April 22, 2015, 05:35:00 pm »
THE FORTRESS THIRSTS!
 >:(
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3288 on: April 22, 2015, 05:37:37 pm »
Later in the month I intend to finally go find some mead, so might take a turn eventually. For the moment...ah right, still need to read what all I've been missing. :V
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

Naryar

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3289 on: April 23, 2015, 08:19:43 am »
May take a short turn this evening.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3290 on: April 23, 2015, 02:50:21 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 08:19:43 am
May take a short turn this evening.
Please do.

  Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
I just want to read more drunken stupidity (and be one turn closer being able to play another turn myself... Really drunk atm...)
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3291 on: April 23, 2015, 03:33:30 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 02:50:21 pm
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 08:19:43 am
May take a short turn this evening.
Please do.

  Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...
I just want to read more drunken stupidity (and be one turn closer being able to play another turn myself... Really drunk atm...)
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3292 on: April 23, 2015, 03:55:03 pm »
Quote from: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 02:50:21 pm
  Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...

Sorry, Scruffy, but that's just BS coming from you  :P

Anyways I will start drinking in a few minutes, downloading the save.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3293 on: April 23, 2015, 03:58:54 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 03:55:03 pm
Quote from: Scruffy on April 23, 2015, 02:50:21 pm
  Not that i'm encouraging people to drink...

Sorry, Scruffy, but that's just BS coming from you  :P

Anyways I will start drinking in a few minutes, downloading the save.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3294 on: April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm »
23:03 Wow a duvel drunk in ten minutes. Much burping, such CO2, many stomach, wow.

anyways i have one liter of Leffe, i'll open it soon !

installing the runk forttress folder.

23:17 16 dwarves only ? and that fortress is so big

oh wait scruffy drowned everyone

need to drink more.

23:53 drinking more, half of this bottle is done, must start now, really

23:58 obvious drowing four bridge trap is obvious

really scruffy

00:24, ok starting now

gonna check the fort

do people work well, what is needed

00:29 i'm trying to save the dwarves, get the ones in 3/7 water outside

keyword being trying

i'm sure i will try better if i'm drunk

00:52 finishing walls and building some coffins

00:58 building bridges, apparently no one is drowning now

also six migrants which is good, very good.

01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOOD

I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD

01:09 2nd z level is being done, shoruke, watch me

01:15 wooden phallus made of highwood (oh god someone kill me before i continue with the awful puns) is going pretty well, i could even say it's growing with confid -*shot*

01:25 going well. making some anti-shoruke deconstruction failsafes.

01:28 oh no a giant bat is killing my dwarves

01:32 ordered kamin the militia commander to kill it. he's sleeping, anyways it's getting late, so i'll stop here. a few months, maybe a healf year of a turn. not much happened otherwise than building sutfff an THE ERECTION OF THE GIANT WOODEN PHALLUS



SCRUFFY I AM COUNTING ON YOU TO CONTINUE THE RAISING OF IT

gonna post the save tomorrow.
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« Reply #3295 on: April 23, 2015, 05:24:14 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g
Get on with it!

Note to self: never get drunk with politicians.

Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm
do people work well, what is needed
Competence?
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm
i'm sure i will try better if i'm drunk
Surely
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3296 on: April 23, 2015, 06:04:12 pm »
Yay. owo
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Quote from: Sergius on October 15, 2019, 04:36:52 pm
"Hey idiots, someone hacked my account to call you all idiots! Wasn't me you idiots!" seems to stretch credulity a bit.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3297 on: April 23, 2015, 06:06:33 pm »
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm
01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOOD

I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
And so it begins...
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« Reply #3298 on: April 23, 2015, 06:11:29 pm »
Quote from: Kamin on April 23, 2015, 06:06:33 pm
Quote from: Naryar on April 23, 2015, 04:04:54 pm
01:04 WOOD, SO MUCH WOOD

I SHALL NOW MAKE A GIANT PHALLUS OUT OF WOOD
And so it begins...
Oh god
Please no

..Oh well. It is your phallus to make if you so choose. Nothing I can say will change that
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [New Embark: Where Your Humble Antagonists Emulate Elves]
« Reply #3299 on: April 23, 2015, 06:35:42 pm »
Turn's done. Too late now, don't want to piss off parents.

will post turn tomorrow
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