Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

Yes!

No!

I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[TheFlame52]

The fuck happened? Werebeast spiral? Loyalty cascade?

[Bobnova]

I can neither confirm nor deny the statement that bobnova may have killed bobnova.

[Naryar]

in my defense i was half-drunk 

And yes, bobnova has killed bobnova. Bobnova civil war.

And no, I don't know what happened. Most likely a loyalty cascade but i don't even know why.

[SanDiego]

I tried to read this thread while drunk, hoping it may make more sense. It didn't quite work out.

[Bobnova]

I tried to read this thread while drunk, hoping it may make more sense. It didn't quite work out.

It probably seems like a better idea now though.

[miauw62]

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?

[Scruffy]

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?

Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein

[Kamin]

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?

Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein

Don't tell us how to live

[Scruffy]

If only magma had pressure...

[Scruffy]

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?

Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein

Don't tell us how to live

WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANIN

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So it was YOU!
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these

[Kamin]

I especially like the magma channel that is one dig designation away from flooding the entire map with magma. When was that built?

Erm.
It WAS flooding the map with magma. For multiple turns. It was sealed with a cavein

Don't tell us how to live

WTG MY MAGMA CANNIN WAS BOTCHED KAMIN9 WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WHEN DIS THIS HAOPEN OH DAMN YOU KANIN

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So it was YOU!
Edit: So many miners turned into !!xxDORFcorpsexx!! when playing around with that magma corridor.
..Please make more of these

...Shit. Yeah, I guess I did that. I had completely forgotten about it. Unsurprisingly.

[Ifeno]

I might be taking a short turn Tuesday / Saturday when I celebrate being done with all the shit I'm working on by consuming copious amounts of alcoolhol.

[Shoruke]

This has gone on long enough. I tried to brain bleach the penii away, and as a result, the fortress is full of them.
This agitates me somewhat.

Normally, I'm comparatively careful around magma. Not today.
Normally, my constructions have several failsafes built in. Not today.
Normally, my response to adversity is either "must deal with that" or "fuck it, I don't care". Today... heh heh heh.... ha ha ha...
Normally, I try to ensure that things like beds and food are kept in good supply, and when I can figure out how to move corpses around, I try to get them all dealt with. Keep the future bright, you know? But today is not a normal day.

Today is the day that I drown you all in glorious !!conflagration!!
_{(just gimme a minute to stock up on sammiches and try to get buzzed off this bottle of Crème de Pêche)}

EDIT: Okay, I'm buzzed. And I have literally no idea if this peach shit is gross or not. Bleeeech, it's so good. Starting turn now.

[Scruffy]

Hurrah! Shoruke rides again

[Naryar]

There better be enough magma to satisfy me in that turn of yours, Shoruke 

because i will just bang in and say what i think : there will NOT be enough magma.