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Author Topic: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]  (Read 1241716 times)

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3165 on: March 29, 2015, 06:19:09 pm »

Sorry for double posting

I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3166 on: March 29, 2015, 06:52:09 pm »

Sorry for double posting

I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
Do it. The Kamins must breed on!

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3167 on: March 29, 2015, 07:01:31 pm »

Sorry for double posting

I'm drunk again. Might take a double turn since nothing really happened during the previous turn
Do it. The Kamins must breed on!


Ok, been drinking what is left of my black currant wine. Drank about a litre earlier so should be pretty drunk pretty soon. Still half a litre left.
Spent the last two hours preparing ingredients for potato wine (yep) and will open DF soon

The last turn was dull. We have 90 soldier and nothing to fight.
Know what? How about we set the dorf limit to 200? That would give us about 50 extra dorfs and hopefully atleast 20 of them workers. Then WE MINE! DOWN!


Damn it Naryar! Stop breaking the law

Scruffy finally jumped down fro mteh tree.
In the middle of magma..
Wrex is still starving on top of the tree. Not sure which one is the idiot-
nope, scruffy is not in the middle of magma. he is hanging from a sheer wall about 2z above it
wait, didmnt get a chance to take a picture. where did he dissappear? All i see is ashes


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Yet nother dorf climbed or jumped to safety from the magma. On top a tree. Again

damn lava leak is making everytning difficult. dorfs stuck on trees for example. Time toseal it
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everyine unhappy: naked
We need clothes? Hmm..
more socks and robes

got scruffy down.well, A scruffy. Not the same one. He didn't survive the process
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will need to seal the other leak too. cavein in the leaky corridor?

miners keep dieng from caveins
sp ,iuch smoke. wahts burning? whose burning?
the mayor is dead. long live hte new mayor shoruke3

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oh, didnt know that unfinished walls can burn. The logs used for them burn befor the wall is finished

Wait, there's a door for this? Why am i sealing it with so muc trouble if it has a lever?

about a hundred cancel messages from a chi,d trying to haul a barrel of rum

MIGRANTS!
6 of em..
only 152 dorfs, 90 of em militia, most of the rest babies
WAIT 161? hurrah

magma is cooling away. Soon ready to seal the other leak
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dropping the plug
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chiuld still spamming cancels. have to deconstruct the shop he is stuck in

So much vomit. it's everywhere!

Ordered a candy sarcofacus and a dozen silver statues to e constructed. For my mausoleym

MORE COFFERS! MORE CABINETS! MORE BEDS; BINS AND COFFINS!
Also pants. The dorfs need pants

bobnova4 cancels his darn job: interrupted by a bloody WOMBAT!
we don't even have prober gobbos. we have kobolds and WOMBATS!

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i need to kill that problem child. still spamming. wont stop trying to haul since "A child does as it bloody bleases! MAGMA! Need to get ri d of that dwarfling
don't have a leatherworks or loom. will improve

soap? what the hell is spoap?!?

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still digging a ditch
feeling a bit too sober. must drink

saw the rirst bost and remembeted to dorf people. dorgfed some
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most are miners so don
t expect them to surive for long. A living miner is s sign of a lazy oversere

Tjecnoxan got moody. must be that time of the ..what ever dorfs do in workshiops
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so much deaeth
why is he watching it so much?

wrex is STILL stuck on the tree
ordered tit to be cut down. hoefully he will survive the fall

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siquo crafting my lovely sarcophagus
..its enterily standard. no quality at all. darn

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thexnoxan proiduced a wombat bone coffin! A bone coffin. Spiffy
He shall ve burried in it.

Kamin12 is making statues of other kamins... and a few shoruke sattues. Also a toad

..not before he dies though
A BEAR! SEND IN THE MILITIA!
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90 dorfs, 1 bear

one of them is carrying a bsarrel of strawberry wine into battle
one is chasing badgers witha wheelbarrow
badgets! Slaughter the badgers!
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90 soldiers, half of them something lords. All defeated by the sun. So much vomit
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note: none of that is grass

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the insides are green with vomit too

still digging the trench. taking so long. so much to dig

erm.. siquo2 crafted silver statues for myu mausoleum. a statue of roaches and another of chickes... My grave is surrounded by silver statues of roaches and chickens

a ewf more dead miners. the ditch is soon finished
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sleeping in vomit
dorfs, not me

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Hill titan!
YES! ATTACK ON TITAN! GO MILITIA!

it flies?!?
killed vodkokerlll
it died pretty fast. kjillde by a nameless militia commander

the scruffyleum is completer.
one room for each scruffy and one wof xan
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jospital is full of wounded miners dieing of thirst. atleast they are out of the way and somewhere where they won't stink up the place

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shoruke engraving his own death and rise. Well, other shoruke's death
ignatzami stuck on a tree
bobnova12 is rotting in the kitchen. miasma

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two more z-levels to go
spberomg again

,odsummer
migrants again
broker, bookkeeper, ánager dead. madea vodckoker do it

late si,,er. summer
Sp tired. Need sleep. I'll stop here. the ditch is finished. So much pointless digging and shaping the mountain.



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« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 08:49:26 am by Scruffy »
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3168 on: March 29, 2015, 07:13:31 pm »

Wow, this is still a thing. PTW
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3169 on: March 29, 2015, 08:28:58 pm »

Wow, this is still a thing. PTW
Drinking: Hasn't gone out of style since -10000 BC

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3170 on: March 29, 2015, 09:52:41 pm »

Wow, this is still a thing. PTW
Drinking: Hasn't gone out of style since -10000 BC
That's 8,000 years in our future...

Also, these faily family trees are becoming hilarious. Gotta love how Kamin is his own Mother, Grandmother, Aunt, and Uncle.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3171 on: March 29, 2015, 10:33:34 pm »

Whoops, sorry about that magma flood.  I don't think drunk me was tracking at what state the levers were at all.  I just started pulling everything to see what would happen, and with exception of the bridge to the depot had and still have zero clue what any of the levers do.  Glad you cancelled it in time though!
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ive gotten in the habit of replacing my chief medical dwarf as soon as he gains any notable skill in diagnosis.
It's really funny watching them do unnecessary surgery because of a wrong diagnosis.
the conditions were bad enough to turn a dwarf who didn't care about anything mad, that's pretty hardcore.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: The Fortress of Fungi: New World, Ho!]
« Reply #3172 on: March 30, 2015, 03:48:56 am »

I realize it's been a while since this post, but I feel that it just captures...something about this topic:

00:30 I'm doing a secret project. With magmagma and levers !d
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3173 on: March 30, 2015, 06:41:20 am »

I wonder if I can take a turn this week. Will have to see.

Wait a tick
So Naryar got Shmuck Baited, into trying to set up Shmuck Bait?
KARMAAAAA

silly shoruke. the bait is still here. waiting.

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3174 on: March 30, 2015, 08:35:41 am »

Uploading pictures in a few hours.
The fort is a bit dull due to the lack of invaders. All we get is badgers, kobolds and the occasional murderous wombat.
And titans/fbs
Perhaps we need to go butcher the caverns and what lies below

Edit: Something interesting
The fortress map
http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-12432--drunkfortress
ground level is at z41, volcano peak around z84 and the main floor at z59
Edit: Added a few  points of interest.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2015, 09:51:40 am by Scruffy »
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3175 on: March 30, 2015, 06:41:08 pm »

I can't help but notice that your trench seems to have been dug under the side of the volcano, meaning that in order to fill the trench with !!fun magma!!, all you'd have to do is dig a staircase up...

Also, dat entrance hallway. An 80-foot corridor with more puke than dry spots. Ewwwww... Welcome to Drunk Fort, where the only thing more gross than the corpses, is the spots where there isn't a corpse to surf on
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3176 on: March 30, 2015, 08:35:56 pm »

That is an awesome embark picture compilation, Scruffalupagus. I've never seen that before; did it take five forevers to upload all of the pictures, or does it get uploaded as a single file somehow?

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« Reply #3177 on: March 30, 2015, 08:42:16 pm »

That is an awesome embark picture compilation, Scruffalupagus. I've never seen that before; did it take five forevers to upload all of the pictures, or does it get uploaded as a single file somehow?
DF has a command for exporting the embark site as .bmp files (just press esc. It is next to save and abandon site) There is a compiler that compiles them as a single file that can be uploaded in the database. Pretty simple
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Et tu, Urist

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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3178 on: March 31, 2015, 11:42:09 am »

Just a ptw.
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Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [40.24: Nobody Even Knows Anymore]
« Reply #3179 on: April 02, 2015, 03:02:37 pm »

Easter holidays. Good time for a little drinking and dorfs, yes?
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The weredwarf Urist McUrist has come! A bearded drunkard twisted into minute form. It is crazed for booze and socks. Its unwashed beard is tangled. It needs alcohol to get through the working day and has gone without a drink for far too long. Now you will know why you fear the mines.

Et tu, Urist
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