Har har.
How very funny.
The fort flooded with magma the moment I unpaused.
Edit: I restarted here
Atleast let the next player make the mistakes by letting them pull the lever instead of leaving the pull commands on them and making the fort flood immediately when the next player starts
So many dorfs so can start dingging a nice little ditch. 3 wide and 20 or 30z deep surrouding the whole mountain should be enough?
more farms since I could onlöy find a few
caravan
broker sparring
Hospital?
Do we have a hospital?
making one
imrpoving hte bedrooms
more cabinets and coffers for hte dorfs to stuff their filthy belongings in.
broker sleeping
screw the broker!
Stealing the caravan's shit since we need picks and bars
Wait?
A mausoleum?
I need a bigger one!
WITH MAGMA!
AND PLUMPHELMETS!
AND PEASANTS TO BREW AND STORE THEM IN ENDLESS VAULTS OF BOOZE AND MAGMA!
BOOZE BEYOND THE GRRAVE
Cutting trees. #We nee d everything we can get so we can seal our dominioln and become one with magma
3/4 of dorfs are lazy military bums not doing anything productive. need to give some a holiday
Almost no masons, carpenters etc. Everyone military. Damn it
reassigned some jobs to get more miners.
nope. most of those non-military dorfs are babies. DAMN IT
about 25 workers aout of 150
Bah. let them spar
or maninly sit around
25 feeding 150
bollocks
Magma is still endlessly flowing outside
nobody has gotten around to removing depot
used burrows to make naryar something to do it
candy axes
Getting nothing done and crops rotting on fields due to no workers
Had to remove ONE squad from active duty
90 dorf militia should be enough. IT SHOULD BE!
The mountainhomes are in a dire need of:
Fish
bolts
Earrings
Such trinkets
Taking a short break to get food and to get more drunk
The dirtch deepens
something collapesed from that strange magma drop thingie into the volcano.
donät really want to think about it.
Ugly FB has come
butchering giant cave swallows
The fort is a mess. A well organized and managed mess.
cant concentrate on anything except mining
must dig a pointless ditch
jervill2 died somehow
damn it dorfs, stop climbing.
having dorfs holding babies hanging on an empty space with 10z deep ditch under it just to fetch a gemstone is creepy
bobnova cancels: Drink, emotional shock
Must haev been quite a shock to cause a dworf stop drinking
seems like she was horrified from seeing a kobold die or something
the damn dorfs just keep channeling spaces from under each other with a 10z drop and just start hanging from the walls like nothing happened and keep digging
BOOM! cavein
goblinbait bobnova got possessed by some vile wisp of bad hooch or something
WHY CAN'T THOSE DORFS JUST PATH NORMALLY INSTEAD OF HANGING ON THE WALLS ABOVE A PIT?!
oh yes. the first deaths from falling injuries
bobsie crafted some kind of an amulet
MORE MINERS! Not close enough to finishing
Ditch halfway done.
late winter
When did I start?
Nothing hinteresting has happened
Should perhaps dig candy bot not this time
nice shades of red and green from vomit and magtma
the fort is full lf vomit
scruffy got stuck on top of a tree and doesn't dare to come down
..erm. ok. now wrex is on top of the next tree. atleast they have company
don'ät have time to finish. I think that i playued too long already.
was mainly letting the game play itself while waiting for the dorfs to dig
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