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[TheFlame52]

That's a lot of dig.

[Naryar]

The pulling of levers is going well, I see. 

I tried to take a turn and woke up sleeping on my keyboard 2 hours later. The drunk requirement was met, but somewhat too strongly.

Seems to me that you are far from alone in experiencing this phenomenon...

Did someone call for me ?

[Ifeno]

A drink, 3 shots, and another drink.  Round 2 begins now.

First order of business, all these kids have to go.  We
re goin hawaiian on this one and dumpin an all in the volanco.

Also, Shoruke is being sacrificed to fill the moat with lava.  Sacrifices must be made.  For awesomeness.

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Got migrants, they were all drafted.

4 more drinks.

Man, it's really hard to remember to keep logging what I'm doing while drinking.  I'm still working on the cleansing chamber.

I've decided to build myself a room with the new artifact bed that one of my recruits made.

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IoNef oj my buddies has been watching and lf drinking with me and appratnly I'm gtting lots of words right this time so maybe I need to drink more?

I need to drink more yeah.  2 shots comin' up.

Fuck I forgot to actually turn on the other s2othauds I made so idk but yeah gotta fix.

Sorry guys I poijl gize for becuase lkjkji my updates piso is probably really crappy so i'm sorry i can't think ff writing doing things good or roleplaing to wile tdrinking.  Shit that sentence was hard i got super distracted while writing it.  My whole kformath for these is jist jidf of put my thoughts down on here ads they pop up into my head so yeah there ya go.  Sorry I hope the pictures will make up for the porr whalt writing.

I'm gonna gigg file back when i wake p tomorrow and post it. with pictures

LOOK AT THE FOHFO WMANA FFORT I MADE IT LOOKS SO COOL THERE'S NEW PONDS AND IT'S PRETTY AND SHIT MY GIRLFRIENDS FIO WITH ME AND SAYS TIO PRETTY HERE

capz loook wohhops

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I found another lever?!

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pulled

whopps shit fuck
launched a dwarf and got another one stuck at the bottom of a pit thing.  pulling lever again to let em out, the're both pretty injusred from the sotols

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Whoops fuck, bridge was wider than I thought.  pop-2?

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LOL turns out my dorfs a chick. w/e, it's fine.

more dwarves might have to miity
also getting really tired, lts f alcohol, more ffine, really late now
hopefull i can ccicc

doors cuz fuck

Apparently I took some more screenshots but didn't write anything about them.  That being said I think they pretty much speak for themselves.

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File is here: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10695

Thanks guys, it's been fun!

[Naryar]

You're pretty damn trashed 

[Amperzand]

Hi! I've been reading through Drunk Fort for a while, currently on page 105, just PTW, and this travesty is awesome.

[Ifeno]

Woke up.  A lot of time has passed it seems.  I don't think I turned the game off before going to bed, but the game was paused on a birth when I woke up.  Anyways, picture uploads as well as the zip-ed file are being posted soon!

[Ifeno]

Alright, pics and file are on their way now.

[Ifeno]

File's up!

[Shoruke]

I poijl gize for becuase lkjkji

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like

I mean there's drunk, there's unintelligible, then there's two more levels, and then there's Ifeno. Like, wow, dude.

* shoruke applauds

I so badly want to whine about being sacrificed, but that turn was amazing!

[Ifeno]

A LOT of alcohol was consumed on those two nights.  Surprisingly I never woke up with a hangover, but I did have a time where I felt like all the tendons in my body wanted to explode so...not sure what that was all about, but it was gone when I woke up.

[Kamin]

Hi! I've been reading through Drunk Fort for a while, currently on page 105, just PTW, and this travesty is awesome.

Only 105 more pages to go!

I need to update the OP soon. If somebody wants to update me on the turns succession and what world/embark we're on, that'd be awesome. I didn't receive e-mails about the new posts for like a month and a half or something equally crazy, so I am behind.

Edit: There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.

[Shoruke]

There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.

Clamour clamour clamour

I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.

[Chevaleresse]

I hope to be dorfed simply so my username can continue to fuck with people.

[Naryar]

There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.

Clamour clamour clamour

I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.

I also agree with shoruke. For once.

[Kamin]

There has been a clamor for a regularly updated dorfing list. That is something I am willing to add to the OP. Because I love you.

Clamour clamour clamour

I mean, uh... Yes. Please do that.

I also agree with shoruke. For once.

Well, here's a quick list. Please do let me know who I missed (I got the current Top 4--Bobnova, Shoruke, Scruffy, Naryar--so that's what matters!). Will add to OP shortly.

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Bobnova
Shoruke
Scruffy
Naryar
Kamin
Ruhn
Taupe
Random_Dragon
Ifeno
TheDwarfy1
CloverMagic
Wrex
KingMurdoc
Yoink
TechnoXan
TheFlame52
StupidElves
Ignatzami
Basin
lawastooshort
rcmgames