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[Naryar]

21:07 Alright, time to start drinking !
21:14 My first beer, it's a La Bière Du Corbeau. It's good, however, I must drink faster.
21:45 continuing to drink, slightly buzzed right now. Must drink more. Don't feel really smashed enough to play some drunkfort.
21:52 alright, opening save. i feel i must finish my beer and have ANOTHER beer before I really start drunk fortress.
21:56 I will dorf ALL the dwarves... dorf dwarves... sisn't that a bit repetitive ? gee

*takes a good mouthful of beer*

There really is a fucking lot of fucking fishery workers. Gee wheree do you fuckers fish ? In the nonesxistent aquifer ? I'll be merciless with the un naming, really fishery workers are so useless. But it's not funny having 10 carp baits or 10 cave crodcodocildle (wow that failed alreay) baits in the fort resss.

I seem to be int the fright mood for drunk fortess!
22:06 I'm not even done with my beer and it's been one hour. Well. Must finish it. There, it's done.

Dorfing is going well.

22:14 I will open an Adelscott right now, I need more booze before starting !
22:36 Adelscott is being started well, runk forteess, fd fsld oh wow i am starting ot rmable and i'll just finish that page of dorfing and then I will start the actual game.

22:40 Alright, that's enough dorfing. I will now START MY TURN. Finishging adelscott, gee i must stop correcting tyuposs;.

22:47 Well, there are dwarves in. Starting my turn, offficiailly.

22:48 The gloriosu forgotten beast is chasing the gorlak. Nothing incredible, really. It's a... skinless zebra with poisonous sting. Yeah.

There are two badgers outside they'll just rage and get out

22:51 wow these things are silly, so much drunk fortress

22:55 drunk fortress, jabberers, badger boars/sows

22:58 there are drunk things, this thing is not going well, these dwarves are not going well... must drunk fortesss



23:59 Drunk fortress.

00:05 Drunk fortress. Walling the outside fort. Need to drink more. Silver bridge, to proftect against goblins.

Also am building more rooms.

00:14 Buidligng more rrooosm



00:16 autumn has come.

00:24 more drinks, we need more drinks

there are so many potatoes and stuff;..; i assue shoruke likes alcohol made of potatoes.

00:30 I'm doing a secret project. With magmagma and levers !d

0:33 What stone s magma safe ? Gee i woner why ? I think obsidiand sis magma safe ,d .

Retrocspectiverl ry i should NOT worry about magma-safe sones sadnd sfloodt rh flfortess with amgmamg a, but this is funnier. Like a funny time-bobmb.

00:45 I have opened a Duvel. Also, secret project is done.

Maybe I should do ANYOTHER secret project.

00:48 Swindle Fortress, just swinldled the dwaven merchants !

01:06 This magma trap is working. I(s basic, very basic but it should work.





I should make a drunk fort in the caverns. Or something.

01:10 done with magma trap. Now what to do... hmm... more magma shenaignigans ?

01:24 drunk fortress, making another magma trap, a forgotten beast killin g magma trap. the lever's next to the thing.

[Naryar]

Well, apparently, I drank too much and sleep claimed me. Ah well. Taking pictures, putting them on the save.

I have done exactly three magma traps, an entrance with some traps and a drawbridge, more drinking ordered... rooms... a secret project...

also the last thing I remember doing is dfhacking some magma on the fb because my magma trap didn't work 

see



and no it's not immune to magma

also careful about the FB, now the caverns are opened and when the magma will evaporate the FB will go up into the fort, that's when you open a certain door and put maggma on it.

and here is the save

http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10637

[Kamin]

Wow, apparently I wasn't receiving notifications because I failed to check the last one. It seemed to be uncharacteristically silent...

Erm, updates?

[Shoruke]

Man... I was decently messed up for my turn, but opening up the caverns to dump magma onto an FB, and then leaving your turn like that for the next drunk person?

Whooooa. 

[Naryar]

Man... I was decently messed up for my turn, but opening up the caverns to dump magma onto an FB, and then leaving your turn like that for the next drunk person?

Whooooa. 

Alcohol is a fickle master.

Also it's only one wall away from safety, hell magma is blocking the path right now so the fb can't climb.

Someone take another turn, by the way.

[Shoruke]

Happy Pi Day!
I'm trying to make pie to celebrate, but Japan doesn't have things like ovens or baking sheets, so it's difficult.
BUT! I am working on plans to create a no-bake peanut butter pie.
If I succeed, I might be giddy enough at the end of the day to burn my month's alcohol budget on another turn of Drunk Fortress.
Or, someone else could take a turn and I'll take one next weekend. Either way.

[Ifeno]

I need to become involved with this fortress.  Sign me up!

[Shoruke]

Damn, that was hard. Sorry, no Drunk Fort turn today. Maybe tomorrow.
*realization*
Wait, I'm busy tomorrow... Monday, then. Probably.

I need to become involved with this fortress.  Sign me up!

Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.

If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you 

[Naryar]

take a turn shoruke

[Bobnova]

I need to become involved with this fortress.  Sign me up!

Okay, you're signed up. If you want to take a turn, turns are decided on a first-drunk-first-served basis, so just download the save, drink until drunk, then keep drinking while playing.

If you want to be dorfed in the forts, then... you either help me pester Kamin until he makes a dorfing list, or you talk in this thread a lot and hope the drunk people remember you 

One of the better introductions to Drunk Fortress.
The only signup needed (or honored for that matter) is showing up in this thread semi-incoherent rambling about taking a turn now.
There're some tentative schedules worked out sometime, but the actual bottom line is simply showing up drunk 

[Shoruke]

Hey so
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save

Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off

[Shoruke]

Spoiler: HAPPY JPMN ST APPTY'S DAY (click to show/hide)

First order of business is to dorf that one guy
what am I looking at


why does the world just END

oh wait right I gsue fullscerne and so it... just...
yeah

SO THIS GUY
WOW ALL THe peoples alreaday sanmeds
u?m
named
anyway

you are this fucker now
I didtn' aread all tath I'm drunked

SO LETSST' SEE HWO ABDA ahem
BAD
Naryar fucked up the furotress sup


I guess we need some food storage itesm

okay so make barrels ostu of awwod and laed
catn' fael

lotst of baeds ofbut no beadrooms
so... put besd

OH YEAH MY ADRINKGIN TAELLY
let's see
I had half a highball at irshi day
(iGave the rest to Japanese dudeguy. Frined fo roomate.)
then I had 3 highballs at the resaurant bar conversation palce that was kinda scuzzy but also kinda neat
and i'M pareety sure each one had more than one shot in it because my face went numb half way through the secnd oone
So It tooik wem an hour or two two get home but now I'm working on a vodcoke
so... prettyi dizzy

waasnt naytrayr
fuck
wasnt naryrar saying something about about ecret magma somethings
or doomsday? sometginh

placed the beds *drink*
placeacd the doosr* drink*
assign the sebs *drink drink drinky*
wow why do we have so few roosm sto sassign
lost osf sdrofs... all have rooms,... escept the babies...?
so
somoene meade other abedrooms
and assignedm tshem
FUCK OFF AS KEY
S KEY
ahem
assigend sthe ebds
and isgnored the sccurrent bedrooms
so now we have... to many baedroosm.
...FRIST WORLD PORBLESM

*autosave*
wat already? when dsid I start

wait
http://oi59.tinypic.com/2vvrmvn.jpg
wat

waht
naryrar rstahp
wat
well, wwexcept tath-
fr the waprt wahere you wconnected the magma to the cavern 30 zlevels away
it seems to be well made
goosdly insdultaed
so clearly i need more druknig to undesrtand what you fucked up
no way acn a drunk doued make a good magma

I don't see nything about this fb you werhe wining about, but this was funny

"whered thea wagosn go"
"I dunno they kinda just went away and now there's wood here"
claerly not a hosmicisde
because no corpses

I dunno who gave all dthese dorfs custom faproffesionsz
but I saulte yousr sesnce of hufourm
"thiis guy with a wife ands sock"
"thwesere are still sbobnovas"
"oh aother[sic] fucking fishery workier"
I mean just read this shit

i didn't but you shuodl youer' neot sdrunkd

WAIT OMG
DO WE HAVE A KIND PIE OR WASHT HIS SNAEM
yes kingmorusdoc okay
no bad dluck dthen

why don't paoeple do the diigging wehn tiI Tell them tos
oh look a burrow
(you can teal fIv'e fdone this before)
DERETE

Okay if tehsre's a bucnh of bobandvoads and naraysr are there a bunch of mes?
yes okay there's shorukes unnumbered, 5, 7, Not Actaully a Vodcoker But Aim Trying, 3, 4, 5, 5, and vodCoker-in_chieF. CGood.

OH HEY
the "i Catn' faind thie sthing " messages stopped because I fucekd the burrwos away
clearly this masne sburrwos suck and dotn' T sue them
I mean... ugh. Don't Use tHem.
had to teyp athat super carefully


WHAT
I need moare loudness
whattttTTTT
Did you dig a channel itno thae magam
in the keitchenS?!?
I mean jeez nobody abbpredicates ovens liEk I do after Pi day in Japan with no oven
BUT FUCK DUOOD

who decided to give a om the job atiletle "more like boast sbieng murderedp"
becuase when somewone had a kid I thought they were killing someoen with green announceemtn atext
IT WAS CONFUXZZLIGN AS FUCK"

Did naryrar say that the caervnes aws sgoing to be un aritigthifyignd?
airtisghtiyfied
airtygihtyied
fuck
airtighifyeid
yeah
did naryar say that? Fuck now I need to check thewo whole thigns
jserk
most evbil things I can aimgagine

AHAAHA!
I found it
I airytightyinged
airtyitefied (sure) the spot agian
I wonder if he was awtlkign about the same spot though
cuz'.... no mamgam there.

haaaaay....

I made a lever room and you put the levers somewehre aelse?!?
Boooooooo

WAIT
THERES'T A FURTH LEVER TOO IN THE CORNER
MOAR BOOOOOOO


I wonder what they do
But I dotn' watnnna find out

I'm sorry, me ahving a sefl-preservation isntainct must be borign for the readres

wati wath

are you....... wtrying to dump magma on the etrnacne?
that's...
GENIUS!

I so proud
but ahwoe wthe fuck tdo I use it

*use bathroom*
*take four tries sto unapsue the game*
good times!

ATTENTION
ATHIS SIS NOST A DRILL
THIS IS ACTUALLY A BEDROOM


I guess.

I just gave birth
I eamn Shoruke #4 jus gave birth
not actually me
tahtsd' be dumb

Took me a coupel minuste to realize that the unbuilst statues in the entry hallway
are actually engraving
not of statteus baut sof jellysifh

hmm, that was almost coherent. Moar drinkings

I wonder if I should have spent my turn getting seomthing done... ineated of rabmling...
BAAAAAAAHAHA noope

well let's stry to start let's find a project

hey wai tthere's this candy vein
sure 'let's make a thing out of that

where'... is... the carftdepr shop...
okay I found 3... I wonder how many we have...
eh, good enough.


oh, well, good. Taht's. Promising. Let's just wall that shit up as fast as possible.

I think I lieved through this once
I had a wall
I dont' wno
now*

SPOILER ALERT

snape kills dumblerdore
aeris dies
it was his sled
jesus dies too

also the dorfs
they all die
gonna be so fucking funny

WOw thwey made it itno that fort super fast didn't they
took liek ethree fraems

Nice of them to take the central staircase liek civilized people
Naryar, whatever you made these levers do had better be aweosme

PLULL EVERYZ LEVEARR!!!!!



all the dorfs died

so my only regret is that they all dedied so fast I ddint' aget to fidn atout waht naryrarrs' msyterioues levears do
Should I uplaod a save? Nah.
Attn next person: Don't dig gdown throguh the cadny. Is bad idea . Adn dumb.

I re-read my psot
and realized
Naryar named someone
Scrurffy 3: To Confuse Shoruke Becasuesu it's Funny
YOU jERK
IT'S HILARIOUS

[Bobnova]

Hey so
y'all remember that time I said I had plans today
GUESS WHAT MY PLANS WERE
It's st. Patricks' day here in Japan
for some fuckin reason
2 hrs ago my face was numb from all the drinking
(today we learned that green whiskey highballs kinda suck)
SO IT'S MY TURN BITCHES
now how the fuck do I download a save

Okay i got it
I'mm going
also drinking
mental backsapce;: off

This. This is a Grade A signup. rofl


Ifeno! We're waiting for you!
New Drunk Overseers are always enjoyed!

[Bobnova]

Just realized the turn was already posted.
Lol'd at the Bobnova 7 so there're always bobnovas. That was wonderful.
Then, suddenly, THE END!
So much for those 7 bobnovas!

I was confused initially, I'd accidentally skipped the two, short, lines about candy.
Tragic!
Usually that's Scruffy's fault though.
Are you the new scruffy?

[Ruhn]

The only thing in understood from shoruke's turn is that toe ford tidesddeisedeideDIED.
Any someone was dewefed, by the name of Ifeno,.

As a result, I found that Naryar's turn has the last save still:
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10637

I could not fine this earlie rwhen actually drukn.  Too few geer to beging a turn now.
Chers!