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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[TechnoXan]

Eh, maybe same. I would love too but I am underage and as with the other bloodline games, my technological skills do not go beyond installing steam games.   .   

[Naryar]

Alright, not drinking this evening.

Tomorrow however i will definitely take a turn. And shoruke, really, no one cares about double turns when drunk fortress is only barely active. Take a turn !

[Shoruke]

nou

[Bobnova]

yea

[Naryar]

nou

Seems like you are too sober.

[Shoruke]

nou

Seems like you are too sober.

You'll excuse me, I'm sure, for not abusing alcohol in preparation for my date at the immigration bureau.
Having just returned from said date at said bureau, however, I'm strongly considering taking a turn of Drunk Fortress. My legs would probably thank me for the painkilling effect, if nothing else. (five hours of standing in 7 different lines today, not counting stairs or escalators or the time standing on the train or the time walking from the station to the bureau...)

If Naryar's turn hasn't started in the time it takes me to complete my "strong considerations", then I'll probably take a double-turn. I'm not drinking yet, though, so don't feel locked out on my account.

[Naryar]

nou

Seems like you are too sober.

You'll excuse me, I'm sure, for not abusing alcohol in preparation for my date at the immigration bureau.
Having just returned from said date at said bureau, however, I'm strongly considering taking a turn of Drunk Fortress. My legs would probably thank me for the painkilling effect, if nothing else. (five hours of standing in 7 different lines today, not counting stairs or escalators or the time standing on the train or the time walking from the station to the bureau...)

If Naryar's turn hasn't started in the time it takes me to complete my "strong considerations", then I'll probably take a double-turn. I'm not drinking yet, though, so don't feel locked out on my account.

You can take a turn now, i'm not drinking before 6pm. (It's 12:23am here)

[Shoruke]

10:46 PM?
Sure, great time to start drinking.
Gimme a minute.

edit HERIR I GOOOO`

[Naryar]

starting now ? alright, i'll postpone my drinking a bit then.

[Naryar]

Any news from the turn ? 2 hours should be enough to get drunk.

[Shoruke]

YEAH, YEAH
I'M DION' IT
hold yer hussies

[Shoruke]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

it's fuck THERE WAS WAY TOO MUCH VODKA IN THAT FIRST ONE....
go away sasp lock you suck

Nice think abogubt double turns is that I kinda know what's going on
bad thing about alcohol is WHAT IS GOING ON

I upnsaused the game and I get a biajillionty messages aboot "can't find the apth"
"cant bupilt the thing"
"cant do it" WHY NOT
ur dwarvefs sersly you can make ice walls that are magamphobic
buildign diagonal shit shouldnt be hard

Oh btw you know how I usually start these turns with a "today we learned" segmetn
well toady we learntde to never ever watch evanglion while drunk
too much mindfuck, wow

why did I try to build a wall under a tree

hmm. iHave 42 expl-
idlers. I should maybe examine the other parts of the rfot

I already fixed the everything stockpile once, wy doES IT sTILL SUCK!?


am I lookign at thsi right? WInce when do weh keep kobold corpsses as food?

Also someone call the sexorcist scurffy needsa a gosth laid to rest
ahaha do you get it
sexorcist
laid
typos how do they work

DID DF JUST jgive me a popup ad?!?

Scruffy I don't knows who you decided what makes ur artifact but I like how you think
rocks rocks other rocks silk cloth wood leather and 40 bones

in a masnory shop
gonna be so ool

water buffalo grew into a adult water buffalo
now i cant get the water buffalo song out of my head
CANT TELL IF I GOT A WATER BUFFALO
MIGHT BE BROWN BUT I DUNNO
HOW I GOT THEM I DONT' KNOW BUT
EVERYBOSDY GOT A W

okay I'll stop


are those yesful

yes okay g
HOW DID YI UPLOAD BPICTURES WITHOUT LOGGING IN

i so magicj

SINCE FUCKING WHEN
DO MILLSTONES NEED TO BE POWERDP

okay fine we'll rebuilt the thing higher up with a wingmill

I am susddenly reminderpd we live on a cliff
where is the flat part
WHO PICKED THIS SP
...I did. Sorry.

hunter gets interrupted by combat while on the sruface. Only combat reports are a fb fighting a cave blowjob
I mean a cave swallow of course

BUT THEN WHAT'S INTERRUPTING THE HUNTERS

EVERYTHING STOP
...
...
...
hammmerti
I mean someone gave birth to a boy
gj

HEY LOOK I JUST FOUND THE WATER BUFFALOS
CAGES JFULL OF I DONT KNOW
WHY I FORGEOT THEM I DONT KNOW B-
*smack'd*

seriously I had a whole bunch of cages set up
porbably to rlease all the animals I bought from traders? And then I forgot
and tnow the onley acges faull are the water buffalow songs
ONES
the water buffalo ones

FUCK THIS SONG WHYYYYYY

did you know you can just build a stair case right into the bows aob
boughs
of a tree?!?
I didn't
tand the dworfs still don't
I told them to make it and someone's like yea boss"
and it's still not done

OH GOOD Y ITS SPRIGN
wait what
not a spirrgan it's spirng
sirping
spirgn
FUCK
the first season

a
this makes my hammetime joke earlier seem in bad atse
tatse
taste
WHO DOES SPELLIGN WROK

who... dug a channel into the food stockpile?

/hits preview
naryar is waiting for m-
YOU SAID IT WAS MIDNIGHT YOU LIAR

whatever I've started my turn might as well finish

I still want to know why someone went and punctured the volcanot aobve the surface
like, it just looks silly

okay I understand WHY, like because it's a huge irresisbtle... irrisistmeble...
...tempation, but why there?

my big words have failed me
fled me
why

OH GOOD, MIGRANTS
just what I needed, an efficinte way to make the stupid-useless-fucks counter go higher

WHERE ARE THEY, EVEN?!?


oh, found um

did you know Chrom has a rock named after him? chromite
so anyway these migrants
vodcoker miltry rang- aw fuckit
we have too many people to put into the militrya
so i made a new squad and now i dunt know hows' in a didfferent squad already
so.... uh, lost my train of thought

maracasite? I thought maracas were a instrument not a rock

okay so I think some of our migrants were useless
i mean useflu
but i dunnoe
Too drunk, can't tell. lol.

what even counts as usefull anyowmore? I have like 100 dwrofa
*checks*
I have 98 dwaorfs

and nod spellisng capassity

where... did that tree go
the one that
it was
awht
WHAT?!?
It was right there!?
I was building upwrads sthrough a tree and now the tree is gone!?
...fuck you tree
I DIDN'T WANNA TAKE A PICTURE OF YOU WANYWAY
getting a stair built through you
wouldn'v ebbin so cool

why no elfs
I want to steal from legoasl


times like this make it worth it to give everyone dumb job names 

Erib claimed a craftderp shop
JUST as I told the pplz to make matle strands
out of cadny

oh well I told manega-san to make a order so it still gets done

Okay so I just had one of those premonitions
where- you know, a doomed hometown premonition
everything is going great
no bfbs
...fbs
walls are gettin made
no sieges
havent flooded the fortress with magma wexcept for that one time where I think scruffy died
or maybe that was someone else?
but wanyway I'm doing great
so... pretty soon we're all gonna die
it's a rule of writing things. A trope or wsomething.
YOU CAN'T JUST NOT USE THIS TROPE HERE


sawg nobody cares

OMG
THE WIMNDIL
the millstone! I forgot to go buildt it-
wait no I-
there it is. Huh.

OKAy

EVERYOBYD STOP GIVING BIRTH
I swaerre some of you just want vacation days
"why cant you come in to build tables toady"
"I HAD A KID"
"okay you get a 5 mintue break"

"dorp what yuor doing and then pick it up agaein"

It's summer! I want to end my turn and pass it off to naryar...
but iJust pored this new drink...
shame to let it go taste
to waste i maen
so... gonna keep going 

Hmm. Maybe I should make more bedrooms. We have like 100 dorfs and 12 bedrooms. Letos of beds.... few bedrooms.
FIX

hmm. maybe the 2.3 size rooms was a bad idea
i mean ist super efficient
i know this because I came up with it
wait.... i was drunk...
but anyway it doesn't work only in drunk fort because i'm too lazy
ALSO IT LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF SCROTESACKS


IT'S THE BALLSACK THEAT NEVER EEEEEENDS
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENIGN MY FRIEEEEENDS
what is with me and bad songs today, i'M OSrry

hey, cool! When I drink vodcoke while wearing headphones I can hear the ocean :3


that's an aproptirate title afor the leader of this fortress
but is he a vodcoker or a maroy then?
ANSWER IS YESh

mhhm. Apparently dwarofvs wot
dwarves are too horrified to drink becuase there's a kibbled corpse in the food room
um how do I ditch it tho

OH!
BEST IDEA EVER
we already have this straem of magema cuoming out of the volcaon rigeth!? SO
I'll jsut dump stuff into the maegam
it's so briellient

whoa hey holy shit it actually worked, too
this is setting a bad parecdent. I sugt got somethign doen with magema.

does anyone care to explain how

is not on fire

it's nice to know that , no mateter how long I leave the agme aolne, I can't fuck it up because someone will give brith and paouse it for me

Migrants?!?
fuck it, I don't wna tt ot tdeal with you guys again
NARYAR YOU DO IT

everyobdoy's got a migrant pile-o
yuors is dubm but mine is dope
where from we get them idunnoe but
EVERYOBDYS GOT TOO MANY GOODAAMN MIGRANTS

fuck this song
fuck this drunk
I mean fort
I mean
fuck
I just
... here.
(wonder fi I shouldve linked the water buffalo song at some point)

wrong button
this?http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10636
yeah
okay g'night

[Naryar]

Good job Shoruke ! I'll take my turn soon enough. Donwloading the save ! Let's see what this fort is made of !

Maybe not now because I kinda did eat quite a bit, maybe I should rest for a while. I assumed you were going to finish the save later.

Edit: Seeing your turn, you were most certainly NOT sober  I am impressed.

Yeah i'm going to try and sleep for a while before getting drunk. It'll help me fight sleep off.

[Shoruke]

Pffffft
not being able to complie a .rar file and upload it to the internet is for not-proagrammer people
...whilte drunked, I mean.

[Naryar]

Well, my download is being abysmally slow. Like lead snail slow.

Hopefully it is nearly finished. But damn. I had to cancel it five times, maybe six times.

And here it is finished. Now let's test it, shall we ?

Edit: It works. Now i'll actually try to sleep now that download shenanigans have been solved.