Know what's nice about FFXII? Lots of time during fights to take a drink, and doesn't require good reflexes. (also the IZJS remake is just so much better than the original)
I... did have a hand in making this fort, right? It looks so unfamiliar. Probably because it's been a couple weeks. Or because there's engravings everywhere. Or because the... barracks?... is a penis.
Looks like a FB has been wrecking shit in the caverns? I think I rmeember someone posting about that...
oh good, it's the same fb that was throwing webs all over the place. Glad he's sealed out at least.
I wonder why the second cavern is covered in ashes?
I wonder why everyone isn't working... did someone mention a barrow before?
no burrows...
what-d' you fuckers to do the depot?!?3
Jeez i'M not sure I can get there, let alone the tradersp
Did someone airtight-ify the fort? Why? There's nothing out there!
what is this room for?
We already have a grave... next to the other barracks... and we already have masonry shops, which don't have archery targets in them. Is this room a training room or.... no, it's just silly.
Wow, King Murdoc is so champ. Two broken hands, still getting work done.
Hmm, hardly any dordfs are named. I checked the OP for the dorfing list, but there isn't one. Kaminnnnnn~
Also, lots of these dorfs have no good labours assigned. The peaseants are JUST peasants. One of them wasn't even a hauler. Our "expedition leader" was some hunter who doesn't bother to hunt.
OH GOOD, MORE FUCKING GHOSTS. We have two graveyards, what do you people neeeeeed
I'm trying to get ahead of the ghost curve mby making slabslm for everyone not memorisaslized. Apparently we have lots of Kamins. Kamins 5, 8, and 12 are on the list. Not in that order.
Man, who uses these silly-looking 2x3 bedr-
wait I built those
GOOD THING TOO because now I have space to put my desk or w/e and tdo the manageing
That's not healthy. Go play soccer. s'good for you or something
ALSO YOUR ARTIFACT IS GONNA BE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Kid, you realize if I could wield this pice of crap as a weapon, I would smack iyou in the face with it, right?
can someone explain why the mining tiles turn into 4s when I'm in the designate screen?!? it's really weird
okay I finally got my ofice set up, so wnow we're making slabs, and bins, and ...something elMECHANISMS
and bitches.
wait what why did I rwrite that
I mean one of the lye makers just gave birth but I don't know that the kid is a bitch maybe she'sll be a nice lady
I wonder ifI wshould focus on making the entrance less retarded... nah, hunting galena is fun
Kamin # 88?!?!?!?
whaaaaat
KAMIN WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
WHO HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
howwwwww
it's Spring. Yaaaaaay.
hey, wow, I just noticed someone actually DID go mpuncture the volcano! It didn't do much. It just dribbles straight down and flows down the dcliff, off the map. Doesn't even drain the volcano. Do it properly next time! Make it drain on to the flatlands and buRN EVERYTHING MWAHAHAHAA wait we don't want that
why can we make swords out of silver but not pickaxes
so laym
Apparently the migrants showed up because they heard I was making slabs
bitches love slabs
since when is savorite spelled with a t?
oh well okay
I learned something today! (other than which malls are closed on Mondays)
I still want to know why Gelder is a profession?!? Is carving the Disgaea Memes off of a horse really that big of a deal in dorf society?!?
"Hey Urist what do you do for a living"
"oh you know I CUT OFF HORSE DICKS"
We're up to 48 derps
dunno what we ware at before4
wow look at all these new vodcokers! Sure would be nice if one of them would have thought to bring a pickaxe with them
metalsmith got a fey mood
promising
he's using only one silver bar
(and also taking up the magma forge when I wanted to make a notre pick)
for future reference: the path to the depot is not a good place for statues
NEXT TO the path is okay. On the path ain't
metaldood made a silver low boot
it is unremarkable except for the fact that ist its an artifact with some potential use
Hey cool, it's on the same level as the current spidery one!
I HEREBY DECLARE FB BATTLE ROYALSE
FIIIIGHT!
the mechs are cleaning out the furniture stockpile nicely cuz I'm a genius
aso the odckerso are planting outsidey seeds cuz MOAR BOOOEWS
you can make whiskey out of potates right?
irish people do
and they also DON'T BITCH ABOUT NOT HAVING SEEDS
WHEN WE HAVE EIGHTING HUNDRED BILLIONTY POTATE SEEDS
i wonder why we don't make real greenhouses out of wood in RL
they're very sturdy and work just great, watch these dorfs getting it done
I mean geez. Even as a Canadian I can't figure out how to grow daylilies in that kind of crap weather, dorfs be just like "pfffft whatev you put seeds in the ground and ignore em"
'tis summer
hmm. Apparenlty "flesh balls" are a critter now
toady you wakcy person
migratn animal pets childrens all getting slaughtered
HAHAHAHAAAA
get it cuz you cant spell slaughter without slaffter
ugh, I want to make more picks but we only have silver and lead
WAIT I KNOW THERES CANDY IN THE CAVES
but the caves are full of moving scrotesacks, I don't wanna go there
HOW THE FUCK DID THE MECHS RUN OUT OF ROCKS?!?
okay probably because the mason industry is bewming
and cuz I told em to make like 300 mechanisms
BUT STILL
ooh i knwo, more bedrooms. Kill all the brids with 1n stone
more migrants? Oh good, I've been needing more useless fucks
Wow. ALMOST flooded the fortress with magma. Someone's a retard.
but i don't know if it's me or someone else...
stop complaining we're out of rocks! I told someone else to work on it as hard as they can
I'm meltin g all ove our onn steel weapons into bars and making all the weapons out of silver
i mean silver not steel
cant go wrong
wait, the furniture stockpile aws an everything stockpile? wtf
Oh hey, just found out why the zebra fb wasn't fighting the spider fb
cuz the spider died
of... bleeeding i guess
ILKE A BITCH
dof caravan!
no other caravans
cuz... raisons
need food. I'm so cool I can eat dumplings with unmatching chopsticks
gem setderp makde a perfect black opal
excuse me next person
(today, we learned that eating hashbrown patties with chopsticks is a dumb idea)
bought a bunch of food, and a bunch of metal crap to make into picks
OKAY now that our mining team will actually go do stuff, let's go claim cavern #2!
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
I HAVE LIKE 80 DORFS
*checks*
I HAVE LIKE 60 DORFS
HOLY CRAP
Voracious cave crawlers out of goddamn nowhere
huh. we only lost one dorf? Damn I'm good
do we not have an infirmary? Because this guy that's missing a hand loks like he could... you know, use a ahnd
lookit that
that's beautiful
that's not even a stockpile
more migrants?!?
1) strike candy
2) obtain bitches
oh fuck it
these migrants can manage their own goddamn labour
I am too drunk to deal with people that show up on a cliff
z-azxids pbullshitcs mumble grouse...
I made a hospital. Now everyone is complaining that we nhave no water.
I un-hospital'd the hospital so the healthy-ish dorfs wouldn't dehydrate to death because they're too injured to drink acohol.
but everyone is still suddenly complaining there's no water...
you need chains to make a traction bench? Use lead, nothing bad could come of that...
It's winter! My turn is up.
Progress continues on the underground wall. I think it's safe against land critters, but flying fbs can still get int. might want to remedy that.
I hope the next player is sober enough to handle non-euclidein geometry because my walled up cavern is... oddly shaped. Yeah, let's say that instead of "really dumb".
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