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[ignatzami]

This thread, or at least the first hundred pages of it, have brought me back to Dwarf Fortress. I'm not sure if there's a fort ongoing, but if there is, I'd love a dwarf: Ignatzami, I'll take whomever is available.

[Scruffy]

Kamin rides again

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please still continue to do work, dorgs.
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gmae vrashed but had sacwd on dirst of autumn you get a chance to not kill us only has deven dorgs ahain whe n it crashzed i sleep again night

From now on this will be called the Dorg fortress

This thread, or at least the first hundred pages of it, have brought me back to Dwarf Fortress. I'm not sure if there's a fort ongoing, but if there is, I'd love a dwarf: Ignatzami, I'll take whomever is available.

Oh, there is. Just remember that getting dorfed is rather unreliable in drunkfortress due to drunken players and people often are too drunk to report what each particular dorf is doing during a turn

[Taupe]

Oh goodness, please still continue to do work, dorgs. I can't overeseer you guys right nwo.

The second part makes it even more beautiful. this deserves a place on some quote page somewhere.

[Naryar]

I'm drunk at the moment, but can't play. Have to work on lessons. Too bad.

Will get drunk again during the following week and play drunk fortress.

One liter of martini wasn't THAT hard... oh wait, i'm only at 3/4 of it.

[Naryar]

No turns yet ?

Will take a turn probably this weekend. Tomorrow or sunday, I don't know.

Edit: turn will be taken tomorrow.

[Naryar]

Will start my turn in a few hours. Right now I have three beers, will go to the pub first to get more drunk.

[Shoruke]

Do I stay awake and wait for the turn...
Or do I go the hell to bed because it's 1AM here...

[Naryar]

-snip-

Did you blew up from anticipation yet ?

Anyways it's 19:04 here, going to the bar. Will be back in one hour or so.

le 19:53 face: Alright, back from bar, had a Gulden Draak and a Chimay Blue. (I wanted a Chimay Tripel  )

Opening a 3 Monts beer.

Not playing right now, not drunk enough, definitely after the third beer tho

le french edit: 19:55: need to download save, see how messy it is

or is it a new fort ? i will embark on a voclando

20:20 Not even done with third beer. Should drink more.

Anyways, opening save, there's a volcano yay

now let's check the state of the fort

20:23 Oh wow this is a mess, fire imps, dead people, everyone and his mother are thirsty and unhappy

will see how do I save this fort. I CAN DO IT.

20:28 alright, drunk people, I mean dwarves being stuck at NO JOB, fuck you

must rink more

anyways, i should probably wall the fort so outside threads are neglected, as well as FB ones

then put a serious farming industry because drink is low. Why are dwarves stuck at no job ? bah

20:33 WHY ARE THESE DWARVES STUCK AT NO JOB DAM N IT THEY HAVE NO REASO NTO BE

OH FUCK YOU, GAME? I'M GONNA DFHACK SOME FUN

20:36 None of the dwarves are moving, not even the miner. Damn, you have some orders here ! fucker!

Fine, I'm this close to flooding the fortress in magma.

20:38 Literally every dwarf is either at No Job or Rest. What the hell i am supposed to do ? They SHOULD do things. Stupid bugs, stupid retarded dwarves, stupid save.

20:40 Oh it was a burrow... I just deleted the only burrow and then all dwarves magically started moving. Lol what

20:45 A caravan. Time to raid it for supplies.

20:49 Caravan ain't here yet. Everyone is either harmed, starving, seeking infants (NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN JUST SAVE THE FORT, WHO CARES IF THEY DIE?)

20:52 Who the hell put everu single labor on dwarves ? retardation galore

20:54 wow this is still a mess i mean why thereare dwarves everuythewher and they're doing SHIT and what

20:59 The magma leak has been contained. With WOODEN walls.

All hail dwarf fortress physics.

I think I can save thiss sofrt ofrot i will DEINFITILEY save it ! I AM THE MIGHT Y NARYAR , there is not task that is above me ! ! !d one fdrunk

21:00 Done with my first non-bar drink. I will drink more !

21:04 Drunk fortress, I wass walling my fort up but then migrants happened, i'll let them enter

then i'll need to wall the fort up so we don't ie to a random webslinging fb or another oblind shbuslllshit sieege

THE FORTRESS WILL STAND ! I am iron and willpower icnarcnate !

21:09 For some reason the merchants are not going to the trade depot. Why is there a single merchant and a single mule in the map anyways ,,,,? wtf.png

21:26 A wild forgotten beast appears ! It's a gull with webs. Oh boy, is it THE webber FB that killed the previous fort ?

Hopefully I just walled out the caverns.

21:35 Everyone seems to be walled in.

21:37 Weresloth attack : Oh myd god weresloths sare so terryigiginffinh excuse me

but no attack done

anyways i'm walled in so tbonbn no threat at all

21:39 weresloth has transformed into a human

YEAH I ET MMY ASS IT IS FRIENLY DLOL

ahahaha

Anyways, drunk fortress is a thing

21:43 People are making drin k rdrunks, drink count of drunk fortress is rasisisnging

21:49 drunk fortresss, things aregoing on, poeple are here

people are ine, really in

22:50 wiw runk drotres

feed to get drin lesss

22:47 things are happening

and stuff

o O:

22:49 hwat do to do

23:25 things have been happening, will see how this works

[Bobnova]

21:43 People are making drin k rdrunks, drink count of drunk fortress is rasisisnging

people are ine, really in

22:50 wiw runk drotres

feed to get drin lesss

Err, what? lol
I think you're drunk.
Keep up the good work!

[Naryar]

Well, it's 04:06 and my vile enemy, sleep, has claimed me. Vile enemy ! Sleep ! Curse you Rassle frassle damn it Drat and double drat

Not enough drink to get sufficiently drunk again, so there's that.

How long is that turn yet ? i'll gotta ccheck

anyways, saving the fort, it SEEMS to be salvageable yet.

edit: ok on the fort it is 1st of moonstone, early winter

and the turn started in early autumn

oh well, one season turn ! anyways the fortress has been saved (apparently) and i'll upload a save quickly

edit: http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10564

[Shoruke]

For the last few hours of your turn you got... really incomprehensible.
I'm impressed 

[Naryar]

For the last few hours of your turn you got... really incomprehensible.
I'm impressed 

I don't think I even played the game during the last few hours. It was probably just drunken rambling and me doing whatever the hell I did while completely smashed.

I need to control my drinking if I have to make better turns, i mean there ain't even an image in this one 

Also it appears I need to drink more slowly after 3 beer units. By beer unit, I mean 33cl of strong beer, not just a girly 25cl of beer at 4,5°.

Or is Drunk Fortress merely a hopeless fight between you and drunken unconsciousness, and you need to cram as much comedy as you can in your turns before drunken unconsciousness inevitably takes over ?

Come to think of it, this is rather DF-like...

[Scruffy]

Ugh.
I really shouldn't but you know that Iåm going to do it anway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBZOclfMJs

Screw ut all. Time to platy




KLets see:
During tha klast 5 hours
A glass of beer
4cl of absinthe (lovely)
or was it two?
half a liter of weston's vintage
12cl of wine
a pint of bulmers
a cam of magners
a glass of my own straweberry wine

Now I stuill have a can of magners, a can of beer and plenty of strawberry wine
And iäm drunk as you can see
sandwich with
fried onion
canned meat
cabbage
fried egg with soy sauce, sweet thai chili sauce and garlic

and a side dirsh of beans.
the berfect hanfgover foow escept iäm not hung over.
preempetive hungeover cure

wjats wotj tjos
What's with this mountain?
I HARTE mountains
must dig a trench.
again.

assigned jpbs- More mining and masnoru
Masory
Masonry
Damn it

assigned löabos to wall of the averns but they were already walled off. nice

kinmurdoc. sorry. you are our broker, bookkeeper and miliatia captqain
not sure how they will work together.
i suppose that we will idn oiut

DAMN MY GRAMMAR

pageup keyu got stuck. wine underneath
wrenched it pout with a knife
it split. broken key. FUCK
cleaning it with erm.. organic solvents

WE hAVE 1 PICK!
ONE!

Must smelt crap to make more
a dozen more
smelting waepons for picks

removed walled of enterence., must mine outisde
built a hospotal
volcano still emptying outside the site. eternally
snowstorm

no seeds. for anything
digging deeper. cave plants

potatoes and cranberries. more potatoes

crud. was about to drink from a class. thought it was my juice. it was even more wine.
oh  well. down the hatch

damn it ghosts. go away

a new depot. temporaryu
refise pole
Refuse pile
for dead elves
well, m ostly dead

need water. the water melting thing doesnt work.
We need to melt more

canmdy! CANDY PICKS!
a pircubine bone animal trap. hoe bloody usefull

need picks! MORE PICSK!

Drank mu last magners and beer
 both of em

why do they keep dehuydrating and dieding? we have booze
dead myrdoc
your lucky day scruffy. you are a boring bookkeeper

migrants. fools
cavernms were föpp
Floored off. no wonde we couldnät build or dig in there. this makes things different

biult a gate outside

crundles. so many crundles
it is the crundepacolubpe
Crudnlepacolypse

knocked opver my glass. twice. my poor laptop. good that im not using it at the monetb
more beds, coffins, everything

still no pickls
conquering more caverns
more walls

everyone either constructs or constructs
progress

CRASH! NO!
BLOODY HEELLÖ

DAMN IT
I have an outsave but it is old
Lois t so much construction inte caverns and aboveground.
Not going to do it again. cruuse t
Curse it

[Naryar]

Go scruffy! I won't be able to follow all your turn (must go to bed at a reasonable hour) but I'll be here to encourage you!

[Shoruke]

It crashed? 
Bad luck thar.
Still, that was hilariously incoherent 
Are you gonna bother posting that old autosave outsave?