18:40 Alright, time to start drinking.
Here's what I have :
A bit of martini with lemon juice in here, 3 Christmas brew Grimbergen's, and one chestnut-flavored Corsican beer. (It won't explode at me, no)
Will start by the martini. Let's see if beer on martini is Fun... shall we ?
18:42 White martini + lemon juice is indeed very good. I'll need to try red martini with lemon juice, but not so sure.
18:50 Done with the first martini glass. Now I must finish the rest of the martini ,ha haha this will be fin i mean fun.
18:53 alllriiight second glass has started, i'm also opening the save
18:58 why is there no grass in the caverns
why are the trees LSD trees
and i'm not even drunk yet i mean alcohol couldn't possibly reach my veins in 15 minutes
19:00 Continuing to drink, I'm not starting yet. I think shoruke mentioned a volcano drain but i see no magma everywhere
it's the first day of spring, let's see how long I last (maybe i last more than one year !)
i will try to make this turn the stuff of drunken legend, yes lime martini is good
19:09 Many trees. Much cut wood. Fortress defense has been started, but needs some serious work.
need to finish that martini. Also we're 6 dwarves, Naryar died (why it had to be Naryar ?
)and no migrants yet.
It's the first of hematite, early spring. Maybe I'll do more than a year !
19:10 I'm done with the martini. I am honestly surprised with my alcohol consumption speed this day.
I'mma gonna drink a beer over that martini and then start.
About the fort, Shorukke dig to the caverns and he dig so hard and mightily than we have huge holes in the caverns, no defense against FB's at all.
Since we have a volcano <3 I'll start a metalworking industry soon. Probably AFTEr we have only seven dwarves though.
19:16 Will go for a walk, probably gonna go to the local pub. I think I need some fresh air. Then when I'm back we'll start soon !
19:57 Had a Gulden Draak at the pub/bar, awesome beer as always. Also not feeling drunk enough, so I'm dunking another beer before I play. Time for le drunk thunder game.
20:31 Had another beer. I will start now, though, because... well, I must play !
Will drunk more because not feeling drunk enough.
20:33 Alright, it's STARTING time wow caps loc
20:37 Why is the drunken thing... I mean the carpenter's workshops not CLOSER to the surface i mean we're only seven and yet the dwarves are spending half of their time hauling wood
must drink more, feeling pretty drunk right here
20:40 i must make something, that is to say an underground farm plot beacuese there isn't and shoruke ahas the birghting bright i mean idea of putting his farm worskshop level in an nearly ALL RCOK LEVEL
i eman what
20:45 Construct wooden Chair (10) has been compltered
i mean WHAT THE FUCK WOODEN CHAIRS SHORUKE ARE YOU AN ELF SYPMPTATHIZER
THERE NEEDS TO BE ROCK CHAIRs in there; oR METAL; (capslock fail again). Rock and metal chairs are pretty dwarven, I believe.
20:48 wow starving horses, i therefore order a pasture made of things and horses and i put the mule in there goforor fgood reason (maybe they will interbreed ? oh wait, that's horse and doneky, mules are already sterile due to too high genetic distance between both parents)
20:52 i see shoruke has alreadu done a magmasmelter level, i thoufhgt it wasn't done yet, respect for thgimg i mean him !
well, people are smelting tetrahtehdrite or whaterver, i think we need to focus more on food industry and stuff first, also mrore froooms;
20:55 I just designated in underground far plot , it needsto be done, PLUMPT HELMETN?Ss:§ § 5 WOW FHYDR (nevermind the typo), so plump helmets winter, sweet plots spring, cave wheat summer, and pig tails autumn, should work fine, also it's 4x3 so should be sufficient, maybe, i'll just dig more around it
20:59 shoruke why did you embared with no GROWER dwarf, i can't even get muy head around it, it's a mess
i mean i'm going to use this here vodcoerr covvocvvovkerkcker (wow shit), i mean vodcoker, as grower and he has no skill
derpeheepr dehrp
21:02 Migrants, yes ! win!
First migrant is a macedwarf and he is so going into the miltiriatry. Hop, here you go militia commaner. eecent skill
beforethat arrived an ADEQUATE MILKER? god how useless can these migrants ,be , i need some dwarforppower however, else i'll never wor kthat well
stray reinderr rd claf i am very impressed, nevermind tis her shit i don't even care dde df
oh next pigrant is a piglet, DERP HERP DERPITUD ERP
next migrant is an adequate woodcutter, novice marksward f and it's bretty much all, i've seen worse migrants to be honest :!
21:09 another migrant, novice tanner/spinner/presser, OH WOW I THINK I SHOULD SKILL MYSELF DUE TO RETARDATION
and then an equadteate adequate potter i tink i'm going to uopen the volcano and ust burn foff all of themm
another macedwarf, this one ain't too shitty so ok.avi you're in
21:11 alright, o i thin that's prety much done, migrants are over, we are now at 12 dwarves, not bad
need to contienue dthe projects and stuff, need tomake the fort safedd i think and stuff, i will need a bridge over htat entry aaah tfeeeling squite drunk right now, this will continue
21:21n owwow so ddrunk, muchasthunder, such runk fortress, peopleare fun !
anyways,,,, peopel are here, entered into the runk fortress
i mean i don't even caee care anrymore
22:00 Wow runk fortresss hahaha
Alright, stuff fi sis happening
also things happened
SLEEP NEARLY CLAIMED ME
FUCK THAT? I AM GREATER THAN SLEEEP
stuff is happening : P D:
playing more... sutff is happening
22:13 Sleep hasn't claimed me.
Anyways, things but must be done, i'm gonna take care of tdrunk fortress
22:19 THings are happening, drunk fortress. It's aways fun! anyways i am posting things, the image is stronk with this one.
built a fortress, things are happening
22:21 build forr things, runk fortress (yet again with these typos !) i'm building a fort drunk fortress, adnd t adh
siler brdige needs for a lever ! ! !de 1 one: one !eelventy of wow all these typos, they mstusmust be GLORIOUS
AH FUCK THAT I AM THE MIGHTY NARYAR, THERE IS NOTHIN CTHAT CNAN STOP ME
22:25 thins are exceptionally fun right now
drunk fortress, i'm still alie
22:26 alright, taking the last beer, corsica beeer is STRONK,
22:27 bridgeis nfisnished, and then things are one
i need to stop being drunk
22:30 seetttign up the lever for the bridge, and the drunk fortress, and the styfff, aww
22:34 making some rrooms, ther'yre 3x1, thery should be sengouhg (oh wow), soemthing like that
maybe i should do something quite fun, yes, magma trap seems pretty fitting while runkd durbnk
22:35 Time for LE - nevermind drunk fortress - i mean the el dorgfing so drunk can't type properly, alright this wil be comedic
22:38, alrright, time to plug in the caverns so n oFrogeteene Beast goes on the fort !
We must stopiit !
My plug seems to be working but i'm quite not sure :O :^p
22:43 Building more rooms, more beds,
22:45 Alright, 25 beds are build, we're12 ,think it's enough for nwo
i willbuild more stuff... also, must warn of people... will give a warning for what is the (don't even feel like finishing)
22:48 Well, the bridge is done. I'm also making a points/routes/notes thing for that. It happens.
bridge should work, fortres is mostly safe
maybe i should cage trap spam, let's do this gtis it s will be funny
22:50 i'm cutigng more terrs, let's see how it does (cave-ins ? funs funs FUN!)
22:53 bobnova has crafter a masterpiece wood bed
yeah it looks bood gobbonvoa, you're the best
oh might fucking armok i am dso drunk this turn is gonna be fun
*gets lightning bolted by armok* I AM SORRY? RGREAT LORD DON'T
TAZ ME BRO SMITE ME AGAIN
23:24 oh well
things are happening
23:47 WEREWARTHGOG
it bypassed our defenses, i will go fro all defenses, kill them all
FOR KHORNE! ALL DWARVES SLAY ! MAIM THEM AND SEE THEM DEAD AND SLAUGHTERED !
23:53 ALL DWARVES ON IT, KILL IT ALL ! FOR THE FORTRESS!
GOOD JOB!!
Now I must wall dwarves, they are uncontrolled and weredwarves
23:54 Well, nevermind, it's dead (PRAISE ARMOK); Now I must wall the dwarves that have been werewarthog'd.
00:06 Alright, got all the werewarthog infectees, now must findthem back . Kill them, or stick them into stuff, probably enclose them somewhere safe.
00:09 MEANWHILE
Fuck you, RNG. Fuck you with a tetanus-filled, rusty knife ALSO infested with
Yersinia pestis. There, that's what I am thinking.
Seriously a forgotten beast at 20 dwarves or so ? Fuck you so deep you will remember it with the rest of your life.
Ah well, it's a forgotten beast made of ash. It will die at the first hit.
00:13 oh wait i'm gonna send the werewarthog suqad avainttst it, maybe they'll just ide die lol die !
00:16 Yoink, werewarthog infectee, kicked the forgotten beast o de eahth
ahahaha it's dead just die you fucker
Alright, time to wall in the werewarthog infectess...
00:22 All the fucking bugts werewarthog infecteees FEACES are leaiving, I locked up only one. Need to see where they are !
00:24 Two werewarthog infectees locked, three remaining
seems there will be three locked soon enough
00:32 ALL THE INFECTED DWARVES ARE LOCKED DOWN
GREAT SUCCESSS !
00:34 I will double checkc the werewarthogds so the fort doesn't fail. Also I feel I must lock up the fort.
THE FORT WILL SURVIVE
I WILL NOT BE DEAFEATED
I AM THE MIGHTY NARYAR
00:37 TRRANSFORMATIONTIME
But fuck you, since I have completely prevailed and all the werewarthogs are confined. Well, one of them is riping his husband to shreds, but this is less important (i assume it is merely marital issues).
Just as planned, werewarthog infection controlled ! I am a follower of Tzeebntch as well, despite appearances ! Khorne is not everything ! War cannot be waged without battle plans, after all !
00:45 Some peasant has been found dead. Well, he just got killed by hiw werewarthog wife.
That was planned and I assumed he will die. He is unimportant.
It's early winter. Soon I will stop, maybe in spring so Scruffy can take a turn (I know he wants one)
00:58 Here's the defenses I set up, just moar cae crtraps
heh
01:00 Not too much drink left, I'm nearly feeling sober
anyways, ti'm filling stuff. Drunk fortress, must be continued. I'm digging for ores, eploratorry miningn n oot not feeling like DFHD hack reveal.
01:04 No more drink left, not feeling Ihave enough drink anyways... probably ending soon, it was a 2/3 season turn but a GOOD one. Nearly feeling sober
01:05 Alright, it is an end yet. FOR THE FORTRESS.
I defended valiantly the fortress, next will be ocarradorccaridng to the will of Armok.
Advice for the next people, the real dwarves, the net overseers:
-Haven't done a real military yet, there needs one.
-Food and drink seem fine for now.
-Make a better defense system, right now I feel it will stop a decent amount of goblins but nothing more.
-Beware of werebeasts. I don't have any dog-based advanced detection system.
-If you want to do stupid dwarf tricks with the werebeasts in there then do so, I have no controld s over what you do thoughK.
It is the 15th of Moonstone early winter, so it was a slightly-more-than-2-seasons week. It is done and we must play, and CONQUER.
For Armok ! For Khorne ! There needs to be blood spilled for eternity and in a GLORIOUS way !
When the galaxy burns, we will DEFINE righteousness!
/end turn
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