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[Shoruke]

Tun and save are up. See secodn-previous post.
Just htought I'd make a whole new post to bump the thread so people notice.
Since when do I have 20 TvTropes tabs about drinking open? Whatever. Bedtime.

If nobody etakes a turn in the tnext week I'll do a couble-turn, but dsomehow I doubt that'll happen.

[Taupe]

I'm sad that THE MINE has not been put into action yet. Opals man. Genies.

[Yoink]

Haha, that was great! I can't view images or w/e on this phone, but it was still a fun read.

[Scruffy]

If nobody etakes a turn in the tnext week I'll do a couble-turn, but dsomehow I doubt that'll happen.

Heh. Not gonna let that happen. If someone doesn't take a turn before weekend I'll take one and since nobody wants yet another scruffy turn everyone should go get drunk and take a turn!
(No pressure. Take a turn only if you feel like doing it, not because someone one the forums told you to do so even though you should because I said so.. )

[Yoink]

I would, but A) hangovers feel three times as brutal in this heat, B) I'm stony broke 'til Tuesday, and C) I'm staying at my brother's place, without my laptop.

I kinda want to play the game more and learn it a bit better sober first, anyway, haha.

[Shoruke]

I kinda want to play the game more and learn it a bit better sober first, anyway, haha.

That's a fairly solid plan. Dwarf Fortress is notoriously REALLY REALLY HARD on the best of days, and we're playing with a handicap.

On the other hand, Losing Is Fun!

[Scruffy]

That's a fairly solid plan. Dwarf Fortress is notoriously REALLY REALLY HARD on the best of days, and we're playing with a handicap.

And really !!FUN!! on the drunkest of days.

I'm really itching to see if we can get that hell obsidian project working

[Naryar]

I intend to take a turn this week, will be Wednesday.

Hoping internet comes back to home so i don't need to go to school to have it.

[Scruffy]

I intend to take a turn this week, will be Wednesday.

Hoping internet comes back to home so i don't need to go to school to have it.

As much I'd want to wait until Thursday to take a turn I really feel like drinking tonight and feel EVEN more like playing dwarf fortress.
So, either I player yet another turn or start a new solo fort.
Hmm

[Bobnova]

It is First Drunk First Served...

[Scruffy]

Scruffy, Drunkard cancels Clean self: Starting yet another turn.
Scruffy, Drunkard withdraws from society...
Scruffy, Drunkard has claimed a computer.
Scruffy, Drunkard sketches pictures of
..a forest
... shining bars of metal
..death
..molten rock

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I have
2 pints of Bulmers,
A 7,5dl bottle of Old Invalid port 20%
a can of cheap lager
A pint of homemade 16% sugar wine
3 litre wine bag of home made 16% strawberry wine
Won't drink it all though.

Started with drinking the sugar wine
Will continue with the lager and bulmers. Will drink some of the Old Invalid but will most likely never get to the strawberry wine
Kind of waste to drink port when drunk. It is too good. Not Old invalid in particular though. It is good but it is cheap. Already cleared before bottling so it doesn't benefit from aging.
I had some 2004 Taylor's vintage red port a while ago. Bought it a few years back and waited for it to mature for a few years. Not all that great though. Well, atleast old invalid doesn't have to be decanted to get rid of the stuff on bottom.

Sorry about the large image size. will do something about that later

i hope you don't feel like this is turning into a scruffy show because i take so many turns. If you think so please say so.
It's just that I have time to drink often this month and nobody else is taking turns right now. Started the save

TURN STARTS HERE

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taco is angry. no office.
Now he wants and office and other carpa..Now he wants a coffer and a fabiner HERE. tale tje, TAKE TEM THEM. Npw stop tumblinmg around obliviously
bow that i am doing it:
Doors, coffers and cavinets to every bedroom that doesnt have them yet. we ahve pplenty of them produced since befoer reclaim they wre on repeat-
That should make the for tmor functional for hte future overseeers



I'll concentrate on expanding hte fort for the first season. perhasp we will get more workers later.
also doing so i will start thinking ahd  wplanning how to Eaclty DO the MAGMA PROJECT
bigger moats, more storage psalfew, ffinishing unfinsiehd difgging proijects, Taupe's The Mine..
Also food and booe. will need loads of food and booze and am stilld sober enough to do that
stppåed coffin cosntrcution and other workshop crap. nobody is building anything except furnioture
We have no wfarmrs. They either died or someone madet hem miners... shoruke? knw anything about this? ut uis not like plumphelmets are important or anything.,.

WE GAVE NO SET DINING ROOM! mobody remembered it after reclaim
Naryar's ghost succumbed to depression
Kamin is agnry about being naked. dam pervo. Put on some pants to cover that beard

Finished the pint of sugarfine(kkilju dam it! Taste lie,m reallyl dru white wine  ut is extremely cheap to make home
you can meke this stuff easily but that stuff is crap. making proper stiff takes some time. clearing t and so on
13 doefs, 1 of them insane 3 of em harggard and too depressed to do anything

drunk omega
BULDING THE WALLS! EVERYONE TO DO IT
Reassigned labors for the to work moee efficientrly again
ppås. walls instead of fortifications

mobody is working properly.
clover is tantrumming agian
allowed doerfs to claim all dead dorf crap and used ammo. they should be running happily in the middle of battlefield to fetch those =copper bolt=s and socks now

no water for thaco. got yoink to remove a efall WALL severing off hte caverns to get water. we will have water but we will also hae occasional FB but it seems like a fair trade
Wait, Thac0? DnD 2nd edition?

been hearing loud metallic thinking next to my balcony for an hour now
hammer hitting metal or someone hitting a hammer on a spike thjat is hitting stone.
what the hell is it?

someone renovating stairs it seems. droving large metal spikes intp concrete

tjos nonspellcheck is driwing me crazy. Will statrt fixingsome lesser errors now. Not fully prea Readable but still a bit better

What the hell? dwarven schild uggi perongs surgery on Taco??Did I accidentallydy leave "assing labors to children" enabled on dwarf the rapiust?
That must be it. Damn. This is like cheating except the patient is likely to die
now diagnosing and suturing taco..
Okay.. rurns out that our only skilled dorctor is a child who shouldnt even be oing this. also, he just gave our expedition leader (also manager, chief medica officer, broker, bookkeeper and sherif..) toe surgery.
I don't even want to think aobut this mess


mobody is working properly.
clover is tantrumming agian

bilding more slabs and bags
 MORe BAGDS
THIS IS THE RTIRD TIME I CANCELLED 3 WORKSHOPS FULL OF CRAFT COFFINS: is it a manager order or something?
JPW HOW DO I REMOVE THAT? canät remember

allowed doerfs to claim all dead dorf crap and used ammo. THEY should now be running happiryly in hte middle of b battlefireld to fetfch a sock or =bismuth bron ze toe harness=

SSATARRTED SPEKK STARTED SPELLCHECKING

no water for taco. got yoink to remove a efall WALL severing off hte caverns to get water. we will have water but we will also hae occasional FB but it seems like a fair trade

ordered constrcuton of farious slabdss of our ghosts. mostly Younks. So manyu Yoink corpses.

ELVES!
 kill.
no sealable debot. damn. must kill normally.
ate a snack, must drink.
tortillas with bacon, onion and hot salsa


fb

I hjave only managed to do this once before
time to see if we are lucky enough for it to work
all depands on if the spire is thick enough.otherwise we wilöl have to move both the water and magma inside the spie
or atleast build two holes for them. tricky.
LUCKY we are digging down so can excavalte. jsut stair down and if there is magma below it will not matte
because of water piöe. ot woöl become obsidian. if molten rock then no matter.

såore SÅOR SPIORE SPIRE DAMN IT! is really curvy so can't really pour magma and water down itr without filling hte spire with obisioan
and none getting to hell. it aevaporates uickly too. quikcly QUICKLY
How about I jsut start spellchekcing somewhat? this is a mess

we jpiöd Sjpil SHOULd steal from the caravan.they have already poackded so can't decon the depot
camt kill them.would make hte dorfs suspect their moral fibre
Can we drown them? dump water on teh closed depot?
would take too long
cavein and bdirge squashing would destroy the loot.
Drop rocks on mules from above. should destroy the watons Wagons, yes?
YES!
STONE THE¤ DORF CARAVAN TO DEATH!
Will let their traders and soldiers go. will murder the muleas and wagons carrtting delicious cheese and plumphelmets
FOR CHEESE and various metal flutes and toy anvils
 FOR TOY ANIVL!

I don't tjomlk ,y my dawr the rapist is wokring por
Damn it,
I don't think that my dwarf, the rapist is working properly
dorfs keep constructing even if it is set off.

dorf named useless rock hauler whats it called? burrowe into the spuire
will make him fork. WORK


YOUT INK THIS IS SOME SORT OF A GAME?
NO!
TRHIS IS
ANVILLURES!½!


damn iäm drunk. A bit too drunj for the magma prokect
We need more workers. we must finish the oyuter walls to prevent clumbers. climbers
last time we got shit done because we had 110+ dorfs, nearly half of em carpenters. now it takes too long with just 10 dorfs, 3 of em carpenters
give me 100 dorfs and we get shit done 10x as fast.
wjere are the elves? whjere did they go? did they leave already? DAMN!
THE EVLES LIVED!
 FUCK

TJE stpme os
the stone is wamr but dig them!
I know what I am doing
Or do I?
I don't lmow
Perhaps


just working in the min es
damn it. i seem to bve entirely unable to oben my secondf bulmets. i just ccant get it oepn
OPEN
DONE

Here, Here wi will dig the magma hole
The water hole is laready ready thanks to the minor incident and Shoruke's work

OOPS!
FUCK!
Msust fix this somehow

I think we just lost our only poroper miner
must fix this somehow. awater
Must drain water in there, byulding floodgates

WHART?
attend meeting? while in there?


Sorryk this si boring to read. Will make it more interesting later

S;ACl
SNACK! pizza. will drin again as per order- Delicious bulmers

Sorry for all thos lurkers who are reading nad hopoing for a good turn. just another scruffy one. sorry

will try o seal it with water. the penis-shaped caveintrap is beng reloaded for dorfinizing demons
buffalo weny bersekr

commected the dolomite floodgate ofor fateer. will soon have water and obsidian


 oosp
oops


wjere are all our mamga forges and smelters? what happened to them?
buklliding more

mine tha damn wall.
 tehen we can get water and seal the spire


water!
restarted. allowerd liquid depth. it was annoyingwithoiut it.
soon the water will fill the spire again and we can restart the bosidian prijecjt
Damn. Canät write

CURses
the lever didn
t seal the spire. it just created obsidian ion one part
mjst hink more
darmn. must seal the upper levels near the punls
PUMPs
othersiwe it will never stop. both water and magma leaking and fillign sopaceas
but ner meeting

sealed it

have to thinkj
 have to rethink it all again to make it workijg
PERHAPOS if we leak the water away from digging ditches from avobe


DUCK
I screwerd up the magma project. I was supposed to do it properlu but made a slight error and it fille dwith obsidiean
damn

tjkos should fixz it
OOPS
DAMNM




hell
oops
will try to fix this


how about we start using a different candy spire?

Iäm a dwarven girl in a dwarven wrld. beard is plastic, it's boozetastic
you can kiss my arese, read on this farce
breweting on this nations, booze is creations
come on dorfiem, lets go boozie

no, icant belivece it. i just wrote that. i of all my possible songs that must jhav popped in myu head
i hate pop music. i hate late 90 music.- camnd damn radio and crappy  music plauing in it at the mmiment
have to change the channel. i hate that music and i hate myself for lettin it get in my head
i blame the booze



 uet another one


oops
hmn
seens kuje
SEEMS LIKE
we killed a FB in magma forges (killed by yoink?)
 and the dorven caravan
time to pick the spoils

so many canver:warm or wet. ofcvourse it is wet. it is flooded. damn it


not much to sauy. trying to mine into another candy spire to readh hell. tricky.
opened the old infvalid. i liked that bulmers. it is tasteless but still prttyyt okiips.
outer walls collapsed. cavein
hove to b more caredful from now on
rebuiling

hell now looks pie ´tis



migrants!
from 8 dorfs ti 11 dirfgs

one spire is full of water.
 the other is full of magma
darmn
have to figye sinething out

Mid aytumn
N O!
I AM NOTR OEAVIG THINGS HALF WAY
I mean that I am not leaving things half way
Either I reach hell or the fort will fall and the next overseer will reclaim
I am not giving up now!drinking olf invalid
it was the first pott fine i ever drank and now i am drinkigng it again
nostalgic

magmaleak
fioxing

amn, overwronte pic24

ERM..
I get the distcint feeling that we are using a dead civilization so we ar enot getting any migrants,..
we should reclaim with one that actually has dorfs...

DAMN IT YOU LAZY BUMS! KEEP DIGGING!
föppdo
flooding prevented dorfs from finixhing the spire
new pasage and shoudl be able to dnishid it now

erm oops`?p


pressure. it is pushing up from below
we will ahve to abandone the forges. too much water


wait, dolomite isn't magmasafe?
FUCK!
Sprru fpr
Sorry for no pictures
Not much has happend. I have just worked on teh spire and trie d to get it working

if we only had more dorfs..
I WILL NOT END THE TURN EFORE thOe DORFS PULL THOSe LEVERS AND WE WILL SEE IF IT WORKs!
soon
soon we will see if it works at all

such shame to drink port like thjis
is is good port


winter
DOUBLE TURN! YAY!
will conquer hell or die trying...
Wwait..
Not dye..
Will conquer hell or get a hangover before finishing
so much food and drink

magmaforges with ALL of our candy
flooderd
old candy spire: magma flooded
Oh well

3 migrants.. total population... 13
watit,


oh, our brewers and cooks ar edead. oops


all that candy. forever lost
statues. armor. helmets.
 gloves. various candy crap i crafted for some stupid reason.
all lost to the tides of water and time


somone crafted an ugly earring


Here goies nothing, Pulling the levers
toasted with port
too fudcking drunk to oo anything
'
just pull the levers dorfs. plerase
WHY WONT YOU PULL EM?

YES! IO LMPW TJE stone is hot. it is supposd to be warm. you are digging the new magma forges darm it!

oops. missed one staircase. the water release should work now

ITS HABBEDING!
aaand
no obsidian.
Whjat?


werelhama
again??

werelama violated shoruke junior

some obisioa n
jave to dig out the obsidian ithe the spire to be able to reuse the thinghie

thhe outer walls are comblete
now someone has to turn them into a pyramid...




obsidian.
nuff said
wahahahahahja

 we ha vee
SOME obsidian. not muchn- muy thingie is too crude. too drunk to make proper mechan ism
was about to make a proper thingie but it got flooded and was too drunk to do tit againg

WE CAN NOW REACH HELL! WILL HJAVE to load lumber down there
miners on break..

WE ARE GOING TO HELL DAMN IT!

we are going to hell you want it or not

drinking more port


why doesnt anyuone dig?
set burrow.s they will dig now

damn it slow doetrs.
alömost in herll. building a staircase
taco finally spanned. berserk
taco bludgeoned a child amd a miner and a presser to deathj before geetting killed
da,mt deadly dorf taco was.
¨
shoruke is the ne wofficer of all

too boring stuff to report
buldign dtairs down
dorefs are too lazy to byiuld
will keep buiolding umtl
DAMN IT!
Will keep building untill we are in hell

double turn YESH!
oopsie. old magma. flowing
erm.. oops. dead miners. again
jad some magma trapped ear hjell and forgot about it

for some stpudig reasn cant get pics to wrok. damn. good pics missed
anyway, magma in hell and staircase a few z-eleves aboce
i get the disticnt feelign that im too drun kfor this shit
finally a miner. ruhn junor
pic35 hell
HELL!!!"

started building in hell
nneed to get mroedrunk

diggging in hell
dum da dum
cavein in helkl.
miner founded
pic36


oyter walkls OUTER WALLS finished, expanding finsihed, hell stairs completed.
time to stop. the next overseer has enough food to last the turn easily,..

Edit: removed dublicate comments. now bed. I need to go to bed. so tired
 that might have been a year or two years. not sure. it was pretty nmycg aytopilot

EDIT: Post drunk hangover analysis

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-I'm not quite certain on what exactly happened except the strange obsidian project (only made two spires inhospitable and one only half submerged. Third one was a success)
-Okay, it seems like I played for two years.. Somehow. The game mostly played itself while the dorfs were constructing the walls. Seems like I missed a fight or two with FBs too. I refused to stop before finishing
-Somehow the fort is still standing
-Everyone is a lazy bum with post traumatic stress disorder
-The same spire that got flooded earlier now got accidentally filled with magma due to a mining error. I tried fixing it with water and due to yet another little mistake accidentally flooded a big chunk of our candy mines, our magma forges and entire bar/ore stockpiles. So, instead of flooding it is now full of magma and water. ALOT of water.
-Getting both magma and water into hell was tricky. Many brave miners and masons gave their lives to bring us there.
-There are still two levers that control water and magma. Someone should get rid of them unless we want to fill our hellbase with various liquids.
-Our best miner who brawled with FBs, murdered werelamas with his copper pick and survived countless incounters with magma, water and magma crabs died in hell due to dwarven stupidity and a construction accident. Killed by a cave-in. RIP
-Turns out that a partial reason for our beloved broker's (Taco. Slayer of two FBs and one dwarven child. Also our chief medical officer, bookkeeper, sheriff and every other noble position) insanity and eventual berserk was that someone had turned his bedroom and office into a hospital where every fatally injured drunkard was eventually hauled and left to rot. A child performed surgery on his dining table.
-We have booze but only 100 or so prepared meals.
-Dorf caravan got stoned to death.
-It turns out that mushrooms don't like hell but moss grows just fine.
-Clowns got bored and left after half of them got squashed, they could not path to the fort and then the fort got reclaimed. Now all we get are occasional loiterers flying around every now and then
-Oh, and we have a stairway leading to hell.

[Naryar]

Can't wait for the turn.

Also, sleep is my enemy.

[Scruffy]

HELL!!!
http://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=10472

[Yoink]

Oh lawd. O_o
That was an... interesting read!

[Scruffy]

OOK!
*throws a banana*