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[Shoruke]

instead ended up having a fight in my living room against imaginary dolphin ninjas.

That was the part where I said aloud, "Either that makes more sense in context, or this guy is FUCKING drunk."
That whole thing was amazing, even if you didn't get a lot done XD

[Naryar]

I just did some catching up and I want one thing clear - this fort has THREE memorials to DECEASED WAGONS? HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE??

I ordered four of them 

[Scruffy]

Even though it must have been a really dull half a year to play your turn was really interesting to read.
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe

[Kamin]

Even though it must have been a really dull half a year to play your turn was really interesting to read.
I feel bad for making you play that 1 dwarf fort Taupe

Yeah, you're pretty much the worst ever for that, Scruff. I like Taupe's turns.

[Scruffy]

Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)

[Kamin]

Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)

I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.

[Scruffy]

Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)

I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.

Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.

[Kamin]

Erm.
I think that I will take a turn again. It has been only one turn since my previous one but I'm drunk and hopefully we should have more dorfs soon so unless the fort falls again the next player shouldn't have to play a mini fortress like Taupe did (sorry). There are some migrants thanks to Taupe's turn and we will most likely get a large migrant wave next summer because the fort is so huge. Perhaps the fort could be made somewhat functional again (if it ever was)

I was kidding, Scruffy. I don't think you're the worst. Quite the opposite! You should play.

Yes, I do have a sense of humor. Trying to quickly chuck down some booze. Only 1l of 16% home wine this time but should be enough for a quick turn. I have some more but I doubt I will need it considering the time.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*cracks tiny whip* FASTER! YA! YA!

(Yeah, I just did that)

[Scruffy]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

*cracks tiny whip* FASTER! YA! YA!

That's.. interesting. Will hurry.
Downloaded the save and got it running. Still drinking for a while before starting
edit: half a litre of wine in half an hour. I'm just a man. Dorf. Something. A short, stubby man. An ur-dwarf. I think
Anyway, getting drunk

Edit:
Starting now. Prettyu drunk

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Assigned some labors and named dorfs


stockpiles. we don't have any stockpiesl. lost them in reclaim
remaking em.
I don't feel so good. Drank too fast.

new levers to seal and unlock the fort. the flying,cremating titan destroyed em,


moved militia (taco) to the depths to rediscover it
Taco. Leave that rusty old armor alone! get to the depths!
Yes. That's the way. Now you must go deeper
NO! TACO! WHY ARE YOU GOING TO BED? GO TO THE DEPTHS!
DAMN IT!
 useless fisherdorf


CANDY! praise the taco. Yes. we know. He found it. it was already there,. we jsut lost it for a while

ordered walls to be fized. FDizxed Fixed. trees are blockign the wall building. KIL LTREEW!
can't butcher our dead titan. too metallic

HORRORS! OUR GHOSTS ARE GOING INSANE!


old tallow? our old talow didnät rot? hrrah! we also have some old lettuce, alfalfa and spinach.
it doesn't rot or it is because the fort is a lair. who knowes.
dorf caravan. rob em. erm.. is that immoral? they are dorfs too but we need their junk and toy anvils
YEP! papa needs a new pair of bronze gauntlets and zinc vuvuzella
caravan sealed inside

taco conducting meating (something to do with meat?) with the only caracan dorf not locked inside the tiny deathroom

huzzah! our old candy stuff. the spire is sealed again

reassigned all the old bedrooms and unused tombs for use
they still cotnain the xx(lama wool panties)xx of the old ihabitants.
5migrants. they will come in handy. more buildintgerr BUI;LDERS

i thiunk i drank too dast TIO FAST
GHJOSTS! STOP RISING!

so much old crap. a few sets of candy armor! YAY! found the candy axe artifasfcn
candy breastplates and chainshirts were on a few dead dorf corpeses. poor buggers. diesd to the firebreathing flying titan
hmm amlost like a dragon. fire and flying. WE WEEW THE DORFS OR EREBOR! LONELY MOUNTAIN WHNE IT WELL! A GREAT FORTRESS FELL TO A FIREBREATHERING FLYHING MONSTER
LIKE US. exzcept we had help from gobbos too but ewakened we were by hte flying critter

narya and ruhn rose to haunt the fortress

stinklock in the refusepile


gathering plants for cave plant seeds.
must make the fort functional again. no cave seeds
we stioll have alfalfa
google
Wait. THATS alfalfa? disappointing. a scruffy wild pee

A SNOWBEWAST! A LITERAL SNOWBEAST!


this has to be the most grlourious drunkfort i have ever seen. it is so beautiful.
NO! GO AWAYY! WE DON*T NED YOU BLOODY MOUNTAINHOME BUGGERS
NO TRADEAGREEMENTS!
waiting for hte caravan to die4
We need to make this for GLORIOUS!
a aved road, zing statues lining the pavenent
a high and steep wooden mmouintainside surrounding the gate
towers of wood and zinc
bofdird of fallen elfes littereing the countryside

NO! CANDY STATUES! STATUES OF SQUARE SUQARES AND PETTY CRITTES! JUST StATUES OF RANDOM SHAPES AND OBJECTS!
MADE FROM CANDY! TJUST TO SOPITE THOSE WHO ENTER AND TO SHOW THEM THAT WE CAN AWFORD TTO WASTE CANDY ON SoME CRAPPY NOVEICE CRAFTERS!

wait. sorry. i got a bit carried away


merchants oing perserk. kea succumb to horror
started bukilding a zinc road leading out of the fortress

FB GOT IN!

KILL it!
every 11 doefs of you plus the children
...
can i make use of the children? somehows?

a few dl of wine left. drank about 8dl
taco kills the FB!

taco has two DFB kills

¨
late autumn
bobnova is hunting chincillas with a crossbow
whats this supposed to be?


dedboorms have dorfs agin. hurah


scryfft 8 is carrtyuibg plumphelmets from the outsidewiorld instead of doing his job
stop hayling mushriooms and mine damn it

restarted candy and steel productiosn

moonstone earlywinter
we can't see the current magmalimes
lost them die to reclaim. can't see the magmasea. must explore it again to mine candy safely
UES! OFCOURSE The DAMN STONES ARE HOT! MINE
new candy!
ooh spiffu.
how high does this spoire go? SPIRE
CANDy! NORE OF IT½ MORE CANDY STATUES oF CLAMS AND FL
SNOW! WATER! EVIL WATERE! MJUSt KET RID OF SNOW!
build a statue of jervil engraving by jervill.
rotten biscuits,. so mny rotten buiscuits
WHY DO YOU NOT HAUL THEM=

SO MUC CANDY IN THIS NEW SPIER!
SO MUCHJ!

digging a dtich DITCH aroudn the outer wall
the fort is so big. so much room to gtow in.  lplease bul plenty of useless crap inside


went through stocks. ordered crap to me melted. so much metal crap
UGGI STOP thROWIN TANTRRUMS!
BOBNOVA, stop hitting uggi
a snowstomr

we are startign to have enoug hbooze and food
we will sturiveie for a year with these


darn it. i'm not interesting enough. must make something itneresting to readSO MUCH CANDY!"M
MINERS ARE DRWONING!
CAND YS DROWNINGF!
HRRORS!
DUG INTo WATER




LUCKCY!
Water is flooding into hell

no t my problem
dshame about eh lott ccandy
LSOT CANDY
LOST CANDY

demons getting restreless
oh honk
DAMN!

spring
unttil autimn
 must enduri this autmn
then not m promem anymore
NOT MY PROMOLEM ANUMORE once autumn


FUG!
thats hell


we lost our main candysoure amd the first spire
two spires lost to flooding
must find anto0hter candyspire


road

scryfft dearkt driwbed
nearly drowned. saved himself on an island
drunk19 scruffy will starve there

improves enterence. now if I only got some wrokers in there

so tired and runks DRUNK
uppity demons settled down and disappeared. hell tstill flooding.


ghost yoink, stop possessing dorfs and making them tantrum!
naryar is insane. our only farmer

must endure. jsut a few months
scryffy ubsane insane in 2nd gaverns on top of a giant goblin-cpa mushroom.

taco. whyy are you carrying arkund australian winter's corpse? put it down. STOP IT! burry it!
Just stop carrying it!
kamin. stop dronking and partying. start working,
yes. extract metal strands
shjoruke just plants seeds. boring work but imporrtant sicne our oroignal planer is braindead
ruhn is making lettuce and asparagus biscuits that eventyally rot without anoyint storing them in abatrrel
barrel

still felsite
must endure till late fall and migrant wavescruffy starved in caverns. (again)
uggi is frightened
taco trapped on walls
ruhn doing.. somethign strangte
bobnoba and shoruke just fishing and flipping us a finger

HIGhER WALLS!
more cagetrass
Fortifications. ran out of wood
HOW CAN WER UN OU OF WOOD!?!
must kill more forest
KILL THE FOREST!

candy staties of tiatans killing hunans and elves
EARLY SUMMER!
SOON I CAN GO TO BED½!

more walls
using dfhack version so can see lower z-elvels. 3z above the ground anyway.
kind of wish i could use rome sneaky dfhack features but that would be cheating. just doing it normanlly like everyone else
just prettier this way. yep, im too drunk to read ascii

Wait, statues use 9 adanantine wafels? that is 3 or so weapons? JUST HOW MANY STATUES DID I MAKE?
WE ARE TEMPORARELY OUT OF CANDY

candy statue of slugs
we still have only 10 or so working dorfs
rest are kids or insane.
wat. i think that about oalf HALF og em are insane but no mateter. will have more soon

only 8 undead instead of 14+ half a dozen risen this turn
not all that durnk anymore . soberingup


damn the fort is a mess to navigae if you donät knowit

it is huge split over a hundred z-levels and all over different plafes.
damn

how is this amount of drinks and food even possivle? 1000 drinks during a year? hwo=??
demons swimming in water.-.
in hell

yoink ghost went insane
i think that taco is insane too

NARYAR! play nice. stop tantrumming!

 late summer. soon
walls are growing taller. there si food. there is drink.
party and screw ups things... i mean
DO MNO MESS THINGS UP
mushrooms growing on the floor
hell underwater
ghost everywhere
wju are there still dead turkeys on teh floor?
makign slabs
wasted candy on statyes
where are the statues? canät find statues
dAMN IT!
cabinets instead of doors again
fpimd renofox corpse in a ditch. will burry

autumn. yes
migrants?
stiop tantrumming taco

damn it. now ruhn cancelled work because he was truck unconcious by taco

i wanted to buyikld a starway to hell but it is too wet in there. cant invae a wet hell
migrants. ccome already. i eneed you. then i can stop and then i can finsihj wah i was doing
too efw dorfs
wrex fighting with magma crabs
did he go for a swim`?


didnt get much done except mak some food that is about torrun out.
got the fort working otherwise. stockpiles and crap

nto enough dorfs to construct all this crap.
too tired
can't wait for migrants.
will stop now

save later.

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10449

edit:
I don't remember much about that turn. Why do we have a magma crab in a cage? How did a magma crab even reach our front gates and get hit by a rockfall trap?
Don't want to know

[Shoruke]

Can't decide if "GOD DAMN IT SCRUFFY" or "that was hilarious, good job Scruffy"

I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.

[Scruffy]

Can't decide if "GOD DAMN IT SCRUFFY" or "that was hilarious, good job Scruffy"

I'm going with the second one. Good job, Scruffy.
I think I'm going to take another turn soon... possibly today, but probably not. But almost definitely within the next 4 days.

save is up. just take a turn when ever you feel like it. you can grow plumphelmets in hell. there is plenty of mud.
well, i'm off to bed. so tired and 6:30

[Shoruke]

I just had a hilariously bad idea.

On my next turn, I'm going to try to set up a system to alternate dumping water and magma into hell. When they mix, it makes obsidian, even if the water/magma is only 1/7 deep, right? So, do that several times, and eventually you have a pillar. (A very misshapen pillar)

Then we can have the Drunk Fortress colonize hell, and isn't that just too awesome to not do?!?

EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.

[Scruffy]

EDIT: Oh, hell, why not. I'll take my turn now. I've got the save loaded, I've stocked up on vodcoke supplies (and an eclair), it's time to go.

Go for it. Hopefully the fort will get some migrants soon.

Edit: no turn? Shame. Oh well. Someone will take one eventually
Cheers shoruke

[Shoruke]

Spoiler: that turn (click to show/hide)

Today, we learned that the Japanese concept of "lasagna" involves mashed potatoes, and that vofdcoke doesn't really work well with custard eclairs. A very, very "meh" combo. No synergy at all.

Well, let's look around while getting drunk enough to start. First thing I notice is fortifications. Second thing is...

"Still going strong." Those famosu last words embody this fortress, I should think.

Ugh. FOrtifications are going to slow tdown the magma pillar project. No, it needs a new name... Lemme djut take a swig while I think one up.
Opsidian Pillar Project. Nah, too tame.
the initials OP could be goin' somewhere...
OP MLG... Obsidian Pillar Magma Lava Gate. Sure.
Project OPMLG.

I swear some of these empty graves had people in them before. Or at lest they were claimed. Crpepy.
Whatevs, I reassigned them to get used.

HEY THAT ROOM ISN'T ON FIRE! Co cool.
but someone spilled "water" in one of the next room.s. In a line. With a dry spot. Either someone had a Collette moment, or someone was peeing water in the bone stockpile.

holy damn, we have a lot of seeds. Plenty of drink, but not a lot of food. Hmm...

Well, not drunk yet, guess I need to pass the time while getting drunkedr somehow. *watches the Teen Titans reboot*
Well, that was weird. As expected. I like how Starfire's idea of making clothing involes baking milk and stapling turkeys and it still works.

On the other hand, I'm plastered enough that reaching the friedge to reclaim my coke is an ordeal (which took two tries), so I guess I'm good to start. Time to look at... the bowels of hell.

The adamantine pillar reached all the way up to the caverns? Which happen to contain a lake? Wow, that's pretty evil. Still, the mark of a genius is to be able to turn a ... bad thing into an opportunity. I'm sorry, my ability to awax philosphical wanes a bit when I'm drunk.

RRRRgh... we have too many people who are not mining things.
NNNNNNgh! I want to just say screw the fortifications and the walls but I don't know if that will leave us open ito invasion or something. Plus someone probably spent like ... uh, 4 minutes? Designating all those fortifications. Ah, fuck it. Screw the fortifications, screw the walls, I have big dreams.
of course everyone who was constructing buildings is now still not mining. Fuck.

Okay, mental note: the little tiles of bloody mist outside the fortess are just falling leaves. Nice touch, toady. SCARY AS FUCK THOUGH

Maybe when we're done placing stuff in tombs we can go dig.

It's winter! Maybe I'll go until... I dunno, summer? get a migrant wave maybe? I really want to get this magma water dump pillar thing set up, but with so few dorfs that might not be practical. Booooo.

Huh, our food industry seems to be doing okay on its own. I guess it was Scruffy that set that up>? FIIK
Go whoever. Good job.

HOLY SHIT THERE'S DORF TRADRS! And they're actually staying in the... depot...
did you trap them in there? Actually I think I remember reading that... Well, cool. Free stuff.

zinc pipe sections. Make 'em. THey're important cuz reasons.
What do you mean you need 3 zinc bars. We have lots. Theyr'e right there. I can see them. Fuck.
stocks says we have 42! godddaaaaaaaamn

Naryar is currently trying ato attend a meeting with Lord Tacos, who is stumpbling around obliousviously very fast. It's funny to watch but Ialso I wish they would hurry up and do things.

Now Tacos is conducting a meeting with nobody because Naryar is alspeep. The very image of middle management, these two are.

Mr. Tacos, why would you go clean instead of mining my improtatnt things.

Wait, all you people "storing item in stockpile" ARE CARRYING ROCKS?!? WHO EVEN MAKES ROCK STOCKPILES THEYRE ARE ROCKS EVERY DGOODAMMN PLACE ANYWAY FUCK
disable all the haul rock labours! By hand! Fuck!

SHUT THE HELL UP NARYAR YOUR TANTRUM IS NOT NEARLY AS... FUCK! AS PALPABLE AS MINE

(did I spell palbaple right? whoa)
I kinda understand mr tacos frustration and tantrums. I'd be pretty weirded out by having three corpses in my bedroom too.
the rest of you have no excuse

Gah. =*ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL*=
=- SHORUKE THE VODCOKER YOU ARE NOW A MINER AND ONLY A MINER*=


I did it! I made somebody start mining!
It took three tries to make myself mine things inside instead of that trnech outside, but still


apparently there's a spot just north of my ass-office that we haven't explored yet. Whoa.

I had to cancel so many mining projects it's not even funny. There was one to go grab srcuffy's legendary corpse from the caverns, one to tdig to the water tunnel(?), and some stuff that might be a grave in the fortress, and some extra... i dunno staircases or whatever. And now my only miner is on break. Well, he isn't the only miner, he's just the only guy that mines.


wot
I specifically remember seeing you in one of the other posts. Weren't you put to rest already
Oh wiat, I get it, we sent him to hell and then opened it back up again. BURRRRN
(I'm sorry, just jokes)

holy shit, we have a military? EVERYONE GET THEAT KEA HE STOLE A SHIELD
do Keas seriously just fly straight through teh front door, scare everyone away and steal shit? Lame.

They're birds! (quick google search)
okay admittedly those are some scary-lookin' beaks
but I figure I could beat one in a fight

What the... I thought Dwarven Children would just fuck around foreevr, but this one is helping load stone dtraps and haul shit. Bug? Glitch? Awesome child-raising? Whatever, I'll take it.


Fun fact: the tielset fuckery has made prickle berries look exactly like puke.

Someone please tell me why a Dwarf would go all the way to a rock stockpile to reload a rock trap which has a rock on it.
*relaziation: because dorfs are drunk and stupid*

I don't know how to make a short gif while drunk, but If I could I'd make a gif of yoink haunting this tree. It's hilariously appropriate.

HOW DOES SOMEONE WHO HAS NO HAULING OFR FARMING LABOURS ACTIVE
DECIDE TO NOT MINE THE NEXT TILE
BUT INSTEAD GO HARVEST PLANTS
HOW
JUST HOW

fuuuuuuck. Well, I dug out THREE FUCKING TILES, so that's something.

It's spring! Total numbers of tiles dug: about 10. I'm working on it.
Ohwait, there were all those digging projects I partly-cancelled. SO more like 20.

Argh! Foiled.

BUT I SHALL NOT GIVE UP


...Grr.

Well, there is that other candy spire.. I'll just dig across to that :3

Okay, so>. I went to go dig out some walls or whatever. Got close enough to the second candy spire to see the candy spire, the part theat we hadn't rediscovered yet. Went all like, "oh look, candy! Time to go cancel my dig job and harvest plants." WHYYYYYY


"a elven"
Cmon toady, even I sometimes have better spelling than that and i"m drunk

I wonder if that elf is staying at the edge of the map because he can't find the one accessible tdepot... or because he knows I'm going to rob him blind

Mental note: disabling all hauling jobs does not prevent dorfs from hauling. My avatar has hauled rocks, mechanisms, and now prickle berries since I've shut off all his jobs other than mining, health care, lever operation, and pump operation.

Elf "caravan" is still just standing there. Dunno what the fuck.

Gah. The logistics here are super hard. The one path where I can see into hell is flooded and unusable. I can see three other spires, I guess, but I don't know how well I'll be able to use them to access hell without dying, or how to link them up so that the magma and water get dumped in the same place.

oh wait, I know, I'll just pump some magam up so I can solidify the water...

I seem to have a drinking problem. I'm so drunk that I choke when I try to drink. That's a problem.


NOOOOOOO
I needed those slaves 

I should probably make a equipment stockpile or something. Keas keep stealing the metal gear. shields and stuff. fuckers.
WHY WOULD A 1-FOOT TALL BIRD WANT A SHIELD ANYWAY

The Dorfs suck at following mining instructions, but at least they can make coffins when I tell 'em to. Go figgur.

Who desided to make a zinc road when all our zinc bars are way at the bottom of the world? Sheesh.

It's summer. So after... uhhh.. 7 months I'd probably be justified ending my turn right?
TOO BAD I HAVE A GOAL
So help me ceiling cat, I will make SOME progress towards this awesome obsidian spire.

These dorfs in the depot are taking an awful long time to go insane. I wonder why.


You d not matter. Go away.

No migrants. Again. FFFFFFFFFFFFF~
FUCK.

*sigh*
Well, I dug out some 50 tiles that might help make it easier to flood hell with magma someday, I brought up all the zinc for that stupid road, and I got a pipe down to where the dorfs should eventually put the screw pump. I got *something* done.44

btw a while ago at the start of my turn I told the dorfs to dump a bunch of corpses into a garbage dump i put in a side room. Nobody is doing that. So everyone is too busy being horrified to get things done. Garrrrrr.

HEY CHECK IT OUT someone finished up that screwy pump. Finally, a single shred of progress. It only took ...uh. 12 -3 -1... 8 months, but I made a single shred of progress towards my goal! Yesss!

Whoa, how much vodka did I put in that plast fodcoke? I'm onto my fifth one btw. Or sixth. I lost count. again.
and each of them are triples or something. Not that I really measure.


I am so unnecessarily proud of myself right now. I reclaimed the chute to hell.
OKAY NEOW WE JUST NEED TO... uhm

1) set up a safe way to contrl the water into the chute
2) set up a safe way to control magma cgoing into the chute
3) carefully label all the levers so that nobody fucks it up when we alternate dumping magma and water into hell

can't be too hard

Oh also, stopping the water flow caused a FPS increase. Yay.

Hmph. I sure wish that, when you get a small window to fivew hell from, you could see up at the rock. Then I would know where to dig to...

Okay, so... maybe there's a rock-only path down to hell that I can use. And if I can control the flow of magma and water to the chokepoint, then I can do the project... right?

Also I'm gonna need some magma-safe stuff. floodates and mechanisms. Hmm. I guess I could make them out of candy since we have no magma safe rocks.
which means I need to go over to one th of the other matgam pillar.s I mean candy pillars.
Well it's not hard to get to #2...

No migrants. Third dtime in a row. Fuck.
ALL OF MY "FUCK".

HEY SINCE WHEN IS IT AUTUMN
moreover since when is it mid-autumn

Ugh. Tunnelling around the molten rock is fruitless. I guess the adamant chutes are the only way. I wonder If I can link them up on the last z-level before hell... But I'm going to run out of time first.
So I sealed up that breach into hell. Might give us a chenace to build a... thingy to put magma and water and stuff in almost the same place alnd alternate dumping shcemes.

I'll finish up this month (late autumn), and pass off the save for the satra START of winter. My only regret is that the ountain home didn't send us the lemming dorfs I wanted.
I got done what I could with what I had, and it counts as progress.

P.S. did someone change how dumping items works? Because nobody is dumping the corpses.

Okay it's winter. Still got 13 dorfs or something. SOme of them are even productive!

Here, have a save.
NEXT USER HAS TO DRINK WHENEVER... uh... whevnever s/he eats a snack during their turn.

if you'll excuse me I have to go invent a new liver.
*flpo into bed*

[Scruffy]

still under way, plz wait >_>

oh yes. Keep drinking the good fight shoruke