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[Shoruke]

I'm down several shots of vodka (five I think?) and kinda dizzy, but I can still reach my vodcoke (which, HUUUGE COINCIDENCE, is what I happen to be drinking) without sowoning or anything, so I'm not gonna start yet. But I did make a King Murdoc into Drwof. I mean I made a dorf into kig Murdoc. Or something. Yer a bone doctor.

Spoiler: because spoilers keep the thread short (click to show/hide)

Not tdrunk enough to really make terribad decsions yet so I'm not gonna unpoasue, but I've mentally disabled backspaceing and I'm gonna take a look around.

Dat ass sis still locked in my office...
the craft rooms OH GOD IT'S SO FUCKING SHINY FUCKING FUCK IT ITHRUS
HURTS*

(oh my god tinypic fuck you and your wibbly wobbly captchas)


the overowrlds is swingking at me. there's wood on top of... i dunno other plants I guess? and it keeps winking at me. creepy as fuck.
Hmm. The pyramid is a bit more fleshed-out. and has a penis on one side. Might as well turn that into a magma cannon. The problem is how to get the magma up gthere...
the only metal we have is zinc and you can't make screw pumps out of zinc so what am I gonna do Q_Q

I can't just make the Dwarves carry the magma up there in buckets? Can i?
We have enough idlers to do it... jussayin'...

oh hey, we found hell. And it turns out that hell is Fonzie.

ehhhhhhhh indeed.
almost as Canadian as I am.

did... did you seriously put dorfs there as bait?
that's so evil

I wonder what this fire demon is doing here with all these doors
unlocked doors...
I mean there's a lwall there so no biggie right? but still, odd.

OH HEY CHECK THAT TSHIT OUT
depot is full of stuff
unforbid everything, melt all the shit on repeat
oh yeah
cgonna be screwing pumps somedaaaay~

...I think a bunch of the things I'm saying are easy to take out of context. Go figre

I'm not getting drunk fast enough. Gotta speed this up. Whiskey time.
oh god why diD I EVEN BUY THIS STUFF IT'S SO BAD FUCK
my poor stomach 

fuckin' ghosts are back. Man, every goddamn time with this thread.

Hey, I got all the idlers to go do stuff. Build the prymadi, melt the stuff, make some slbas, (bitches love slabs), paw yeah. Productiviyt.

I like how I can build the pyramid by just telling them to build the whole thing and not have to worry about how much materials we have. Never running out of wood around here ever, it's so nice. We all just have so much wood. *chuckle*

Is that ruom STILL on fire? Gods ist's beien like 5 turns so that should be like 3 years or more how the fuck...

I don't understand this little chute that goes from the undreground lakes to the magma sea. Why is there a 300-foot cock and balls staircase?


Naryar #6 is making a thing out of zinc and wood and other things I'm too lazy to read. Gonna be... so lame because he's in a crafter shop. I expected better of you Naryar

Hey Naryar #3, you're the only miner and we already have a bajillionty woodcraftdeptrs, go mine some shit instead

everyone's horrified of stuff but I can't even
is it the ghosts? you've all been here for like ever, srsly get used to it already
I don't even believe in ghosts, bu tisf I spent like 3 years in a fort with several I'd probably eventually just be like "yeah whatever here we go wagina"

Kamin made a amulet. It's worth moneys because we don't have a borker
so I made myself the bork
FUCK
BROKER
ONE FUCKING TIME
I just want to spell it right ONE GODDAMN TIME

Aw shieeet!
You should dorf a brewer with the name 'Vodcoke' while you're at it.

Good point! So I renamed every brown Dorf into Vodcoke Maker (or something) and gave them the brewing job even if they're supposed to be doing something esle
BECAUSE FUCK YEAH BOOZE

(incidentally I'm now drinking vodka with SHIT -ATSS fruit juice because I ran out of coke)

Hell, you should rename EVERY lever to vodcoke. If they dont dispense booze, why were they built?

I don't know how to rename levers and I don't know how to find all the levers anyway, but that sounds like a great idea!

...Do we have levers? Oh hey, a lever! I wonder what it does
but I'm scared to find out



Hmm. Well it looks like we have a bunch of military fucks already so LET'S DO THIS
dorf ar- ahem.
DORF ARMY, DEPLOY!
ALL SQUADS MOVE OUT
DO A AELIERON ROLL

Uh. Did I miss something? I told the military to attack it and then a bunch of civilians swamred him and won. Only frinedly injury swas Shoruken (heh, awesome name), got his neck snapped so he's taking a dirt nap. By which I mean he's literally using the Rest action outside. Never seen that before.

nobody's coming to save me though   

oh wait, I apparently just woke up and decided "fuck that I'll just walk to bed". Like a goddamn champ. MY NECK IS BROKEN AND I'M JUST GONNA WALK IT OFF HOW FUCKING BOSS AM I

Well, Naryar is being a lazy fuck instead of digging out the cemetary expansion, so I'll put the memorial slabs in this other nearby room. Also, Wrex is having a hissy fit because he doesn't have an office. You're the captain of the guard, fuck do you even need an office for? STORING PAPERWORK? we don't even have paper!

In other news, Wrex (a different one I guess) is a ghost now. I'll add him to the list of slabs...

I just put... like... ugh I can't count. Like 6 ghosts to rest.

I got sick of Naryar not digging sutff so I took away all his jobs except digging. Then he finished hauling his wood and went on break. Fucker.
YOU GCANT GO NO BREAK FOREVER YOU SWILL DIG SOME SHIT I SWEAR IT
unless you get injured or something. Then you can just be a vegetable I guess

what are you all still getting horrified at? I put all the ghosts away...
Is it all these Elf corpses? Why aren't you all celebrating?
look I'll make a corpses stockpile will theat ficks everything? Please?

One of the wax workers s finally doing the digging. Naryar, you should be ashamed. You were beaten to the punch by a wax worker.
OH MY GOSD NARYAR IS ALSPEP
asleep* how do I spell so badly sometimes

hmm, an ironic moment. Someone was digging out the new cemetary and found a ghost in the wall XD



i wot
I mean, uh, YEAH! You all gotta listen to me and my arbitarary bullshit now. Mandate #1: NO MANDATES HAHAHAHAHA
BEST MAYOR EVER

oh hey no wonder nobody's going to get the adamantine, there's a wall here. I'll just remove that, it' looks sealed up decently...
I mean yeah, last time I thought that we got invaded by an ass and redcued to 3 dorfs and then the migrant wave got slaughtered
but it should be fine this time
what could possilby wgo rwrong

OH HEY LOOK NARYAR IS DOING THE MINING
GOOD FUCKING JOB
mental note: Naryar can be bribed into DOING HIS GODDAMN JOB if it invovles blue rocks


Hm.

We're been atacked by a werewhore
oh wait sKINK
ahaha that capitalization that was an accident

sknik... QGS reveals that skinks are little lizards
JUST LIKE GECKOS?!? MYTHOLOGY GAG

no but srsly all you military guys, go get him
bonus points if you get bitten non-cripplingly but still win

We lost 4 dorfs to the weresKINK. Renofox, Clover Mgic, Kamin 5 or something, and Naryar (no not that one, the other one). But we won!


Um. Oops. Well at least it didn't really FLOOD, it just kinda... killed someone. My bad?
it happened on the bottom non-sealed level of the adamantium pillar so it's not so bad
OH HYE RIGHT I can still dig upwards, I forgot 

I only just now noticed, in the "tasty dorfs here come clowns" room there's a table and some chairs for the clowns to eat at. Nice touch.

WELL NO FUCKING SHIT, INER PEOPLE, OF COURSE YOU FOUND WARM STONE YOU'RE IN THE MANTLE
WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS TELLING YOU TO DIG THROUGH, ICE CREAm?!?

*someone experiences emotional shock*
look I'm sorry, I just... I'm kinda drunk.

someone's been missing for a week, I won...der... Oh. It's that guy twho... dug and found magma. Uh... I guess he's gonna need a slba.
Bitches love slabs.

Hey, remembr the shoruken that got his neck snapped? well he's making masterwork doors. Give no fucks.
Unrelated, I cued up the Attack on Titan theme right before that happened. That was offically the most UNNECESSARILY AWESOME DOOR EVER

Okay so I'm to up to ... uh... 3 shots of whiesky and... fuck i dunno like 10 hots of vodka?
It's hard to aim the cursor at any rate
people cekeep finding warm stone and I'm like "well fuck" "I mean good for you CUZ I FUCKING CAN'T"
like how do I even... aim at the... rocks... man. Shit's hard, yo.

at least the dorfs are good at tel- no wait
the dorfs are good at doing what I tell them. To do. I'm just bad atstelling it.

A ghost just toppled a statue.
a) how
b) no you didn't...
c) thanks for the rmeingder I need to remove some statues to put the other statues up... (sthe statues are in the way of the statues)

Hmm. That corpses stockpile is full of Dwarf corpses. I think we need more graves? But we have all these empty ones already   
So confuse
WELP MAKE more graves anyway

ohey, the Dorf Traderps are here!
And our dorfs are prioritzing the bring shit to depot jobs! I so proud

"the world is the same as ever"
what, drunk?

What requests do you have
BOOZE, duh
and metal

fuor fu-
I mean for screwi-
I mean for screw pumps


(psssst this is gonna be on the test, better write it down)
(lor like remember to check back here)

HOLY FUCK did farms get a update or what


(I don't pay attention to the devlog, Im just here for the drunk fortress)
HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TRADRS

they were- I just...
I spendt like TWO MINUTES finding stuff to bring to the depot 
and the tradrs are just like "nah dude  "
Buncha idiots, I was gonna sell you SO MANY MECHANISMS. And a couple statues.

...but there IS a bunch of new forbidden stuff at the depot... huh. I wonder if they got attacked by, I dunno, that barn owl or something and just fucked off

...ROLL WITH IT
FREE FOOD AND MELTY FLASKS AND STUFF
AW YISS

whoa I just scared the crap out of myself, I missed the textbox when I clicked and hit backspace and I thought I lost a bunch of my post. But I got it back because I'm a super awesome computer person who knows who HOW to use the forward key.

sudden realization: the thing we have the most of is graveyards. Our largest industry is dead people. 
Well, okay, we have more wood than corpses I guess
but still
oh and rocks
DO YOU KNOW WHAT the point is we have lots of dead people
being specific about things is annoying sometimes 

we're not even remoetly low on wood, but fuck Elves. buncha clucks. CUT DOWN ALL TEH TREES

So I haven't been mentioning it, but all the dorfs are depressed as fuck and I don't know why. Someone just got punched so hard they apparently got PTSD. And also a broken rib. EinsteinSatDown has had so many "oblivious" phases I lost count around 6, and people just dropping thier shit because "horrified" is like, an everydoay occurance. But I don't know what they're all horrified at! The corpses? Dealing with those. The ghost? They're gone..
And besides, I'm listening to such soothing music right now, hwo are you not calm as fuck? Agnes' theme FTW


a) that typo is funnier than it ought to be 
b) it's funny that Mr. The Reckoning himself can't bring the reckoning because he has no ammo. Should've been n a movie, then you wouldn't have to reload. Oh snap did I just say THAT out loaud 

Migrants/? Oh dear.
Animaler, Huntderp, child, child, traderp, high master hump I MEAN PUMP OPERATOR, traderp (oh hey appraiser skill, you can be the new me), siege engineer, Engie, traderp, .
Sudden re... lizati...
I had a sudden realization a moment ago, during the migrant wave, but I forgot it 

OH YEAH CHICKENS
why do dorfs like chicksens for their scratching instead of their eggs? Eggs are ooawesome, chicken scratches suck.

the tree-fucking squad just had an accident. Yoink is dead an Enisea is crippled. Enisiea is having a tantrum. Yeah, pffft. No workers comp for you, it was your fault. Maybe.

(man, a year takes forever like this. Glad I started "early" at like 6PM. I think I started at the start of summer, but I'll go until the start of Spring. It's late autumn now)

You know, I think "horrified at saw person(X) die" actually means "saw the corpse of person(X)". So... maybe if we clear away all the corpses the dorfs will stop getting fhorrified all the damn time? Hmm. But how to get rid of corpses...

*flashback*
something about... garbage disposal into hell? ...Nah, the adamantine chute is too convoluted. And I'm not sure I could do all the grates or whatever probaperly in my current state. So... next person can do that.

Hmm. Dorfs aren't bputting the metal bars into my new metal bras stockpile near the forge. So there's probably another one? Fuck. I dunno how to find it.

Should have figured the bars stockpile would be on the crafting slevel. I wonder if there's any other ones.

HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE
KEAS UINTERRUPTING PEOPLE WHO ARE UNDERGOUND

it's winter! I'm expanding the cemetary. Again. 'cuz corpses.
more accurately, I'm telling the miers to expand the cemetary and they're ignoring me because it's hard for me to fire them from their job as dorfs.

oh hey, usnused tombs! ...in the bedromms hallway.
...I'll take it! But who's the drunk fuck that put 'em there?

Yoink (I don't know which one) just slipped into depression.
I wonder if therapist should be a job depre- what?
I wonder if therapist should be a profeession for dworfs. Maybe, but then the therapists would go insanwe.


Does'tnt matter how long you've been on this turn, as long as it isn't the first for a fort you can always find more evidence of someone else fucking up worse than you :3

Hey... I see more adamantine over there!


Well ovbiously that adamantium needs some american-style freedom
unfortunately Naryar #3 is too busy diggig stupid shit like graves and bedrooms to deal with adamiantium. And everyone else is too undorfenly to dig. We need more miners.

kay, so. The agma sea goes up to Z15. The pyramid is on Z150ish. So we need like 135 screw pumps to get the magma up there, ight? Hmph. Well, I've got a few made. We're 9/135 of the way there! YEAH PROGRESS

Holy fuck, I think I caught up with the graves. It took me FIVE HOURS STRAIGHT of being drunk, but I did it.
*achievement unlocked: caught up with the goddamn graves AGAIN*
meanwhile, I'm pretty sure I fell behind with the bedrooms. Oh well.

I ran out of mix. I guess I'm ging to have to get through late winter with just the drunknensess I've aleady got, bcuz theres no way I'm drinkigng vodka or whiskey straight at this point.
As for how much I've had... I don't know, I lost count.
BITE ME I'M DRUNK

I caught up on the bedrooms. They're suck-ass bedrooms but they have beds and doors. I even have some extra beds in extra rooms for when there's migrants, just set the doors to get built and then assing the besd. Easy.

Even mafter making a bazzjilnty graves, someone STILL managed to turn into a gost. Props to you for your tenacity Etur, but I will prevail! Eat slabs!


I think me and someone else are tag-rteam-wrestling a capybara and winning, bjust... very slowly.

OH LOOK IT'S FUCKING FINALLY SPRING
that only took six hours.

Anyway, I made it over to the secondary adamantine chute, next overseer can finish mining it out. Or not. IDC.

TAG OUT, someone e'lse turn

[Naryar]

That was a rather impressive turn. (Dat hump operator typo) Though you are blaming a lot my Naryars. I suppose that means we must become rivals.

I intend to take a turn wednesday evening, european time, but not right now. Too soon since the last boozing.

Scruffy, you are our drunken model to all. So go on ?

[Scruffy]

Amazing.
One of the best turns in a long time. 

did... did you seriously put dorfs there as bait?
that's so evil
...
I only just now noticed, in the "tasty dorfs here come clowns" room there's a table and some chairs for the clowns to eat at. Nice touch.

Dem buggers tend to path to the meeting zones

I don't understand this little chute that goes from the undreground lakes to the magma sea. Why is there a 300-foot cock and balls staircase?

To smite the demons ofcourse. You can't smite the demons without a 300-foot cock and balls staircase. I suppose that it should be reloaded incase we need it again. We will need a new bait though.

Does'tnt matter how long you've been on this turn, as long as it isn't the first for a fort you can always find more evidence of someone else fucking up worse than you :3

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

breach more magma. safe breaching methdod. i think.
...
MAGMA! When did this happen? CURSES

Yep, that was me. Now that I think about it the demons might enter the fortress via that hole if they reach the magmasea. *shrug*
Oh well

I'll take a turn in a few hours

[TheFlame52]

the best thread

[Chevaleresse]

Am I still alive?

[Scruffy]

Started drinking
I have:
1l of crappy lager
0.5l of Magners
1l of 16% strawberry wine.

Just chucked down the first beer can and started on the wine.
Currently eating my dinner so it might take me a while to get drunk with a full stomach. (Sausages and baked beans with a large salad and couscous incase you were wondering)
Okay, I have drunk 3/4 of the wine and a can of lager. Just compiled the previous turns in one post and poked our mantis overlord for a post update. Loading the save now

[Taupe]

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?

[Scruffy]

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?

This particular fort?

Anvillures

1st turn: Yoink
Dorfs strike the earth. The severed part sails off in an arc.

2nd turn: Scruffy

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The Fortress rises

3rd turn: Shoruke
The Fall (?). Ass. It came from the deep.

4rd turn: Uggi
The Fortress endures. Somehow.

5th turn: Taupe
The walls rise. More obscure creatures arrive to Anvillures.
Capybara vomits. Capybara retches

6th turn: Yoink
May his computer rest in peace

7th turn: Scruffy
The Construction of the Mighty Drunk Pyramid.

8th turn: Shoruke
Confusion. Shoruke makes the fort functional again.

9th turn: Scruffy
Candy is breached and sealed. Penis-shaped demon smiting apparatus becomes operational and slays three dozen demons

10th turn: Yoink
Death to the Elves! Hell is sealed. (with even more walls)

11tg turn: Naryar


12tg turn: Shoruke?
Mass burial of the dead. Fort is made functional once again. Read the turn. It is good.

13th turn: me??

Wait, 13 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?

Sorry Shoruke, too drunk. missed your turn

[Scruffy]

Sorry for double post. Seems easier this way. Atleast we will have the latest turn as the latest post for a while. Sorry

So, I remember something about the fort not collapsing? Should I make a self-destruct lever? That would mean the end of this glorious zinc-only wood pyramid fortress. I will do it if you want. Otherwise it is demon time! Perhaps some more pyramid too. th e penis-shaped extension is not enough.

Okay, loading the soon save now and stopping spellchecking

playing craft the world while wainting o be drunk enough for drunkfort.
I am drunk but not dDRUNK ENOUGH"! it is a game with dorfs and stupidity. almopst teh same thing

i seem to have lost my fork. How horrifyign

Scratch that. DFound it. In hte bathroom. I donät wamt tp know. Neither do you for that matter. Have to get up in a bit over 8 hours too.

Okay, it seem sthat I am drunk enough
Finished the wine. Now I only have some Magners, 2 cans of beer and loads of coffee

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

OH HONK!
You are not exactly carefylk when it comes to digging uo the acndy ,are you shhruke?
Just ordering multiople levels of candy to eb dug out like that. disasther, that is what it will be. sorry
caredfyl. that is how we will do it. we will surive and get candy that way. minign candy is simple. just avoid all 2x2 blocks connected that can be connected to z-levle lower 2x2 blocks with connetgiong t below


bim
no, we canät make more enormous copper corpkscrwes. we have no copper
checked the jobs. no. thos ethat arm FARM will ONLY farm. Nothering enlse. NOTHING ELSE. enough miners


DAMN IT mINERS! YES! I KNOW THE STONE IS WARM! IT SI NEAR MAGMA! STOP IT!
Buce NICE work iwth the candy by the wa y shoruke, perfect work with teh other candy spire. lovely
made a new stockipele STOCKPILE ofr candy. wiöö start working it soon



STOP TANTRUMMING ASSTrALIAN WINTER!
 you are not he only one wo is worried

Fixed the outer walls and popednd the gates

m,ore bins or our workshipos


Simehow a miner drowned in magma. designade the cand soure CANDY SPIRE to be ofolimits. will do it fa CAREfully from now on
najubg MAKING way towards a new candy spure SPIRE

DO YOU THINK I SHOUDL  KEEP SPELLCHECKING JUST FOR HTE READER'S SAKE?
What shoudl ew meke?
granite start'

ELVES! KILL!

the depot has been deconstrued. shoruke?
pulled the leger to separate that part and loot it
iips .- OOPS it is still in one poart. sorry. anyway, the elves are dead. DEAD!

Beginning hte work to make hte for collapasble as per drunkfor t requaltion


Oroducing candy strabds CANDY SRANDS
reloaded the collapsing penis trap. will have o saeal it with constructe walls

eating my lovely salad

arrodring to the stocks screen we ahave some iron. making pics
 still some steel too

YOINK (1) got possessed. most likely makin a buttplug

More pyramid byklduibg iyo PYRAMID BUILDING! Will start spellcheking now . this is reidiRIdiculous


another beer gone

filling hte spire with wood. will construct wooden thingimajigs in hell

SLATE migrants
Elves are still trapped in the depot . will keep them there till hte end of times

Our hiospital is full of sleeping bums. drriving them out

YOINK. YOU BUILT WHAT?!?

! FOR GLORY!
CANDY AXE
damn. younk was possessed so no legendary weaponsmith

even more burial room

Should we get rid of that ass? our vanity pet ass?


refuse pile in pyramid
opne can of beer and magners left
deconning floors. buildinf wallsa and stink locks


nobody is ming. damn. MINING
I'm spellchekcing by teh way. Somewhat
Fixin  the worst mistakes to make it readable but not everyhting .like that

buildin more bedrooms
STOP CANCELLING WORK BECAUUSE: SHAKEN or depressed
What are you sheken about?



making a fandyarmir set
sorry for the dull turn., nothin much happens. the odrs just work.

The fortress gtrows. The outside walled oof area is HUGE! about 4x time sthe area my 1980x1050 screen can shoiw
elf buffalos went berserks Heh heh heh.

DIGGING DEEPER! TO HELL!
mu magners is pouring on my laps

KingMurdoc, named two dorfs after yiyu
bobnova is hunting turkerys. Shooting at damn turkeys
more axes
making candy strands and wafers.

dorfs merchantsd. will rob em


zombidied clovermagic 3 keeps causing trouble

A huge feathered snaik, Again

a dflying titan. ti will just dly in
titan nbutchers everyone.
Death eerywhere
it keeps bvreahting fire and shooting embers.
everyobody dies

HEAT MELTED TRHE GATES!
everybody dies or si on fire
HPORRORS! DEADLY BEAST ATTACKS!

fb keeps killing everyone

TRying to seal the fortress.
not sure if everyone tis fireproof.
oh armok
dewath is all aroud us


DEATH IS ALL AROND US!
EvERONE IS GE>TTING KILLEd

The fortress is sealed. For now. Not sure if everyonthing is fireproof

accidently overwrote my previous pcturyters'
 PREVIOUS PICTUREs

THe most deadly FB in our history is dead. killed by na nameless siege worker
flying, buklding destroying, firebreathing, deadly titan


the map is still burning
Elves are going insane. Good that i locked them in a small chamber. othjersie they would cause damage..

new gates to replace the ones burned by he beasdt
All the elves are dead. it is safe to pull the lever
fort is a mess. worse mess than yusual- pleanmty of food though

TIME TO GO  TO HELL! literally

A vile force of darkness.

We constantly face muc worse than you. you are nothing .gol away

i am out of booze

militia killing the invieres
poor goblins. they will suffer

got some fancy artifact high boot with two pictures of Yoink's fancy candy axe

the gobbos got in


fierce fighting
trying to seal the above gtound. nothing but trouble there

the gobbos are coming in!


used foul DFHACK sorcery and markied the site as lair for future reclaims
see,s öole ot will be a reclaims


gobbos killing everyoine
above ground inshospitable. digging down. safer thjer.

21/100somthing dofs left
 damn gobbos
DEATH ALL ARUOND US
everybody dies
damn gobbos


3 living dorfs. yoink,break and kol
reclaimand so the fort fell

reclaom
1 farmer, 6 axedorfs

ERE WE GO! RECLAIM


FB killing dorfgs
axedorfs killed FB
2 dorfgs alive


big fort
2 dorfs, one istaking care of the wounded one
the fortress is sealed. 1 dorf remains
too drunk and confused t continue
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10434
3½ hours of sleep yay!

[Shoruke]

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?

This particular fort?

Anvillures

<snip>

12tg turn: ME?

Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?

I think you missed my turn that I just did :<

But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you 

[Scruffy]

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?

This particular fort?

Anvillures

<snip>

12tg turn: ME?

Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?

I think you missed my turn that I just did :<

But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you 

Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turn

[Shoruke]

Can we get a wrap-up of the turns so far?

This particular fort?

Anvillures

<snip>

12tg turn: ME?

Wait, 12 turns in the same fort? Can the be real?

I think you missed my turn that I just did :<

But, you did take your own chuckle-worthy turn, so I really can't get too mad at you 

Sorry. I'm drunk so I make mistakes. Added your turn

S'all good 
Except my stomach. I feel like I ate a nail file or something.
At least my broke-ass sleep schedule somehow got fixed by my alcohol abuse, I actually woke up in the morning today.

[Taupe]

''Hey everyone, the fort is now 13 turns old! incredible!''

*Pyramid catches on fire*

[Yoink]

Wait... I made a candy axe?!
That's actually a pretty damn awesome artefact. Even if it was just a possession. Reclaim time! Excellent turn!

[Chevaleresse]

Incarnate three times, all of them die in the same turn. Let's hope that my name is not cursed.