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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Bobnova]

Now that's enough Bobnovas that I might actually live for a while.
Lot of Traders in there, wtf?

[Yoink]

R.I.P Wagon. (It was an antique, jeez!)

03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?

Of course. What kind of question is that?!

[Naryar]

R.I.P Wagon. (It was an antique, jeez!)

03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?

Of course. What kind of question is that?!

True, true. I will therefore pull it.

Also stand back for more wagon eulogies. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=128593.0)

[Naryar]

Here's the save:

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10420

Now to go to bed again. It's far too late.

[LuckyKobold]

So Glorious.

[Scruffy]

Interesting
Makes me want to take another turn

IÄ! IÄ! WAGON FHTANG!

03:40 In true dwarf fashion, i PULL THE WHITE LEVER PULL IT

let's see if the fort crubmels promtply

03:43 The lever merely opens the nearby brdige. Meh. (Pulling the lever again)

We need a self-destruct lever? I will try to remember that

By the way, you kept the gate closed but there is a big hole in the wall straight next to the gate 

[Naryar]

I know. That's why I filled it with cage traps.

And the hole was already there. I was either completely drunk or somewhat drunk and hangover, so I didn't thought of fortress defense.

[Scruffy]

You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too

[Naryar]

You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too

You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?

I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.

[Scruffy]

You know what we need? Garbage disposal to hell.
Perhaps elf disposal too

You will need to make it demon-safe then. Garbage disposal to the magma sea is all fine and dandy, but what if demons start to invade your fort by the garbage disposal ?

I was thinking several 1x1 bridges at different z-levels on the chute.

Meh
Too complicated when drunk. A few forbidden magma-safe hatches should do the trick.
Could be useful for dumping annoying dorfs in hell

[Chevaleresse]

I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?

[Shoruke]

I have named my latest fort Beerales in honor of !! DRUNKFORT!!, as I do not believe that there is a dwarven word for "vodcoke." May I also request a dorfing?

Someone who has adopted my slang? Why yes sir, you may absolutely request a dorfing. In fact, I think I will carry that dorfing out right now while I get ready to have

another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW*

(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)

[Yoink]

Aw shieeet!
You should dorf a brewer with the name 'Vodcoke' while you're at it.

[Taupe]

Hell, you should rename EVERY lever to vodcoke. If they dont dispense booze, why were they built?

[Scruffy]

another Shoruke turn
*MEEEDLY MEEEDLY MOWWWOWOWOOOOWWWWWWWW*

(sorry Scruffy, but First Drunk First Served)

Go for it!
I'll take one after you

Edit: It has been a few hours. Are you still alive in there?