20:02: Alright, started boozing up. I went to my local bar and had a Gulden Draak (now THAT is a real fucking beer, why didn't I have one before ?) and then a whatever Red (I don't even remember the name but it was another belgian beer. No regrets, it was pretty goood !).
I'm only half-drunk and therefore not ready to play drunkfortress. I'm gonna setup that save in my 40.23 and play some
War Thunder i mean Drunk Thunder while finishing them Chimays.
Also my stomach is quite full, so I won't be able to chug more alcohol already. I'll do some respiration exercises to massage my stomach and quicken this here sphincter's speed... how is it even called anyway ? Pilore or something like that ?
20:53 Did drunk an additional Chimay, now I think it is time to finish this. Opening the save !
(this will be promisigng !)
21:06: OH WOWW theyree ARE SO MAny outside stockpiles awnd wooden walls and traps and stuff
well, time to get trashed morre! and try to understand this fortreees layout
alternatively i feel that if i DON'T understand this here fortress layout it may be better for my drubnken sanity.. eheh
21:15 why are there so much farm plots and dead elves everywhere
oh wait the dead elves is Mayday tileset failing, I though them elves were included into all these walls.
21:45 Alright, I believe I am drunk enough. Now it is time for naming all the dwarves ! go go go
also demons, hopefully there's only one. We'll see how it works.
22:04 Still working with names, I WILL NAME EVERYONE then start to play. Much fun has to be done with names.
22:21 Alrightn, done witht all the naems ! I willclaim it
there are a totla of :
3 jervills
11 bobnovas
9 scruffys
7 naryars
3 taupes
2 th4dwarfy's
5 clover magics
4 yoink's
5 sshoruke's
4 eniseas's
2 einsteinsatdaown's
3 renofoxes
5 kamins
2 australianwinters
And i think it ill be all because i am quite drunk asnd it will totally wstatrt nowe hsoh shit i can't even type loleoel ol correcting errors if ss for pussies when you are drunk
22:27 wow so many finished good stockpiles
alright we'll just stetrt start of rsheomthing due to me being sufficiendll suddfiienctly drunk hhahah can't even talk write bwprotetlyly
22:31 OH WOW
also finished my second chimay, 3 monts beer now, have two of them more belgian beers and it is high fermantation 8,5%
i'm quite sure it is good stuff, I should strart playing before i run out of beer and fun
also black pudding it is, cuz i'm hungry (yea we in france are pretty ok with black pudding, it's good food !)
22:36 DRINK MOAR? MORE DRUNK FORTRESS.
the detailing is making no sense and hurting my eyes, well il'ttt ll havie to see what is the goblin status of the fort.
if you want me to mod the fort raws i can do this alright
this won't crash the save at all alright22:40 time to post all of them names
alright, done, now I must REALLY play hard
and rdrink more because there i must drink mroeeor emore!
22:44 alright, making dormintories or whatevrer dof the 3x4 bed blocks.
22:49 wow, such drink, much alcohol
doge
nevermind that, coming back to fort, first I must unerstand all of this fort here.
22:54 have i started yet? i think so
wow there is a lot of cut wood in there
(random phallic reminder)
23:01 alright, imma walling the entrance to hell before that demon breaks all the doors, i don't see anyth artifact dooors or whatever or things in threere
02:34 I have found myself in my bed, sleeping. Arguably. I don't even know how this happened, what.
Have I forgot to play ? Anyways I still am slightly boozed and I have more booze in there. So drinking it is ! And playing it is ! Apparently the game hasn't progressed.
02:39 Fuck you, sleep, you won't get me THAT easily. I did drink some tea and milk to rehydrate myself... now it's booze time !
02:41 Apparently I need to rehydrate myself more, so more tea. I have still 2 3 Monts handy, so this will be a thing
02:46 "Naryar 7 For The Blood God and stuf" has been caged by one of the entrance cage traps. I don't get it as well. Time to free him.
02:53 This demon here is apparently blocked by the large amount of doors. I am walling the path to hell in case something happens.
It's a flaming thrush, is it a phoenix demon ? Nah it has a trunk and it's fat. So nope, no phoenix.
Time to write my name, as well.
03:02 Have finished with writing my name. NARYAR THE MIGHTY. nevermind lack of sleep
03:04 Oh but there already IS a wall to the path to hell why didn't I saw that beforehand
alright, time to drink more.
03:06 Wow this fhere thing is a mess, I must block the path to hell HERE and not here.
why is there a dining room on the corpses of next soldiers and right next to hell I don't ge- oh right sparta
03:16 There is a dead wagon in the deceased list. I am trying to engrave a slab for him, it'll be fun.
03:19 YES
03:21 Haven't drunk yet, but thirst means I can't drink. This here beer is still next to me. I will drink it !
03:22 Also there is a perpetually burning artifact leather shield somewhere in the industry level.
03:27
He will be missed.
BAH THAT MEMORIAL AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. I am disappointed.
03:30 Re-started drinking. It's hard due to thirst, but I WILL get drunk again.
03:31 What does this outside talc lever do ? Should I pull it ?
03:33 building more cage traps outside
this cannot go wrong
03:40 In true dwarf fashion, i PULL THE WHITE LEVER PULL IT
let's see if the fort crubmels promtply
03:43 The lever merely opens the nearby brdige. Meh. (Pulling the lever again)
03:44 Also building them slabs for the wagons.
03:46 Well, apparently I am just thirsty and therefore unable to drink more. So I will stop the turn... once I memorialize them wagons.
03:54 Alright, so...
The youngest of it's kind. He will be missed.
He was a hero to his people.
This one here was never born... Is it the first of it's kind ? Has it existed since the dawn of time ? Was it already rolling before Armok made the world ? Floating in the primordial void, it's mighty wagon wheels being the ancestors of all wheels ?
WAGONTHULHU ! IA, IA !
04:02 Alright, that is all. I wish I could play more, but I am unable to drink and I am probably a bit sober by now. Haven't really drunk since a few hours, after all.
And yes there are dead elves and cactuses as walls i'm not even trying to think anymore.
It is the 25th of hematite, early summer. One season turn... I've done shorter
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