same as last time. 2 litres of 16% "wine". Already drank one litre of it during hte last few hours.
I'm not quite drunk as a skunk yet but still nearly drunk as a small, unpleasant mammal of your choice.
limstone
Sso much wood. Like this but for the whole embark site
Where have all the workshops gone? Must rebuiild
Plumphemets growin in our stockpiles and where there once were workshops. Not planted
Must dig deeper to stpo growth. vile plantlife. or fungus. meh
Or perhaps..
MUST GO UP! WE WILL DIG UPWARS
set more mausoleums and crap to be dug while i still ma sober enough for it
cabomets and crap in bedrooms
The ass mosnter is still trapped.
Other FB is killing crundles. LOADS of crundles
mainstaircase is covered in blood for oer 40 z levels. Siquo blood
think absynthe might be a werewarthog
So much smoke. Whats burnign?
Homey fortress
Where are all outr seeds? where ate the fungi? did someone cook everything?
no bookkeeper
All skilled farmers dead. Only novices. BUGGER
Sandstone
we hjave 4500 logs and have cut donw less than lalf of the forest
let ust build
yes
Giant puramid. too drunk to build a tower. floors will collapse. will build a pyramid. no floors
That is the next oversseer's problem.
FUCK THE FOREST! MURDER TH TREES AND BUILDF A MONUMENT TO DORFKIND OU OF THEIR DEAD WOODEN CORPSES!
OPERATION FUCK THE ELVES BEGINS NOW!
migrants. ALL CARPENTERS! WE MUST DESECRATE TREES!
WEREGECKO! That will drive away our wrewarthogs and feathering asses
It was an olm man
Tacl scepter artifact
sealed hole above maingate. No flyers get in once the pyuramid is tilpped
MASTERPEACE BISCUITS!
out of sacks. no wonder nothing got downe itn farming
tpp muich floor building. the fort is not symnmetric
STOP TRANTRUMMING YOU DRUNK BUGGERS!
need grates to prevernt cavein. have to remember or everything will collapse until it hits solid grouind. many leers of floors. boom
TIMBER
LITErALLY
IT GROWS!
Damn werebeast dorfs keep killing people
more dead crundles. thanks FB
I need te drink more. getting slighrty coherent.
moonstone
aboveground centrer staircase
stkk bi plants. No plants. Now farmers only farm. sorry, named dorfs
ass is on display. making fortificaitosn
iios.
staircase fuk. of cabinets instead of doors. oops
ipoal
firt floor nearly done
noithing interesting si happeningbreak is making something..
almond earring. SISSY ELF!
sometyhing is still burning..
oops, bult stairs instaed of walls.
third of the for tis building. ther rest is making food and haulgu n
dhad to bukd gfloors BUILD FOOLS FLOORS and decon stuff to fix a few mistqakes MISTAKES
obsidian
must drink more. downed 3dl at once to get going. last time i took time tit toot me 6secoinds to drink a large cup. had a contest
why a puramid?
1.Easy to buld while drunk
2. outside walls cante be collapes by caveions caused by drunken constcruiction so no accidental breaches
fickl keas! KILL KEAS!
remoed accidental cabinets. built doors
HATCHES. FUCK KEAS
contuesign old design for catacombs. lots of corpsicles. yum. wish we could eat them
nothing happelsn. m,ore building
I will build the youter shell. the nest overseers will build the intereioor.
who am ai kidding=? the fort will fall before that.
trhis is too productive. the drunkfrot patrons will insult this as sober like my last turn or the pumpstack projects of old.
FUCK! SÅOÖÖED SPILLED MY DRINK ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD!
Granite'
Spring
Finally ran out s of persimmon wood. using somthing selse
remving accidantal rows of stairs and replacing 3wsith wallsö
still growing
DAMN. BUIlt many zinc walsl insteafd of wood walls. must anger el es. wood walls
elves... NO!
GAZE UPON OUR WOODEN GLORY! A MONYMEnt BUILT UPON THE DEATH OF TREES YOU HOLD SO DEAR! DIE ELVES! ATTACK MINIONS
oh fog. They are all useless peasants. cant get killed by welces elves, can they? Oh, they can..
Dead elves. HA!
Dorsfg angry. stressed from seeing edad elves. WHAT?
DWARVES ARE ANGRY ABOUT SEEING DEAD ELVES? FEAR SEEING DEATH? OF ELVES? I don't belong in this fortress anynroe..
Uggi got his first elf kill
yawb biring
boring
migrants. more carpenters.
mionster ass scaring workers
mines. stripminigng for metal. there si no metal. darn5
THE TREES! THEY GROW TOO FAST! THE TREES ARE WINNING! CAN*T CHOP DWONW WASFT ENOUGH!
THE ELCVES ARE WINNING DUE TO DEES GROWING TOO FAST! HORRORS! MUST CHOP!
slate
getting hard to buld. doo drunk
must not build zinc.
need food. need to cook. in real life
dporfs can't work. too horrifiedn of dead elves. WHY?
jervill takeing by fey mood. making a
Wokshops STIL BURNING!
making pasta galio olio e peperonci. or something
plain pasta with gar,lcm oil and hcili
soudsn fancier that way, doesnt it`? too drunk to cook anything bettergreat scaöy rhino beetle with webds
Ahh cookin. have to remember which spices are sollutable in oil and which in wtter.
molecular gastrony. bah. you know ath i mean. can't bother to explain. after years fof stdudying it chemesytyr just comes to my mind when cookind drunk
felshjote
jervill made aleriote crown with pics of forgtten beasts and elf queens.
biolding BUILDING errors. fixing em
drinking bnooze over too long berioid of 6 hours. not drunk enough to be overly wasted on drunkfort
but too drunk to avoud horrible hangobertomorrow
noithing interexszting happening
growing..
biult 10z levels up from old roof
FICL! FUCK! 15z building limit. forgot all bbout oit. I should have rememberred after so many tower fortresses.
'ARMOK DAMN IT! Flat roof on puramid. ti will be a tample after all
re,oving incidental walls instead or ramps
flat roofed top on the pyramid. damrn
dorfs running everywhere. it is gbeayuriful
hematite
it is amazing what dorfs can accimplish in a year if you assing enoug of them. 30 atleast.
humansö
won't kill thenm. I like hunmans. they are vile creatureas luike us dorfs. wonä't lill them.
stoöö STILL no sleeds seeds for the farms. will harvest vave CAVE (DAMN IT) plants for seds SEEDS
absolutely no metal..
migrants. go away
keep pressing d isntead of f. must fi x eerors. perfectionist.
It is done. tha largest tower in the ´lhistory of drunkfortress
malachite
ass FB is trapped with fortificatisons
i sound coherent. must druink but feel too drunk. cconfusing. what to do?
k,eep building downstairs and walls instead of floors. must keep trying
IKT IOS DONE! 15z above highest point in map. pyramid. YES!
FUCK CAPYBARAS AND KEAS!
Ordered more berrooms to be dfug out
I know aht month it is. that is too sober for errunk fortress.
see? i frote drunk fortress bu ri doesnt look llime tit
vbuilding towers. if i levave the orfs to themselves they WILL cause caverins
That si why io love dorf fortress. requires micromanagement to build simple towers.
it is odene
jave to constantly fix tstuuff
galemta oi tjoml
another mood
artifact womat leather botot
ljut of boozd
OUT OF bOOZE
workshops STILL burNING
making zinc statues
buiolding last wawslls to seal the fort
limestone
should stop lkaying
must complete building. omly then can I stop playing
OH ARMOK! We are cpplomg cooking booze! Hor worrigying¨'
to,e so stop
Edit: The pics are in wrong order. damn it
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=10358habe to go to bed. so tired
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