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I am small and neutral, like Switzerland

[Scruffy]

How does this fort still survive?

[Taupe]

omg dont breach that wall.

also, if you are talking about th two bridges in the wooden wall, the levers are closebyé top bridge is just a bit south along the wall, lower bridge is just to the right, alongside the wall.

How does this fort still survive?

My general response to threats was to stare at them while thinking ''well i hope that fixes itself''. Worked miraculously well, all things considered.

[Yoink]

Duuuuude we nee to get ijn there to find more BOOZE.
Also the Forgotten Beast (who I have most certainly not forgotten about) is sagely *safely wallled up n a room,right?
Either waqy, I breached the wall and everything seems fine,.

Also Scruffy we found your corps.e.

[Taupe]

One of them is.

[Yoink]

Well, either way my computer just died for no apparent reason (probably the faulty power cord) and so I have to do things again.

At least the autosave caught my dorfing.

[TD1]

Your computer done got drunk and passed out.

[Yoink]

Your computer done got drunk and passed out.

Dude, if you want to be useful you could find me a current dorfing list whilst I take another shot.

[Taupe]

Should I edit my post and correct horrible typos now that im sober, or leave it like that?

PS: How did i spend 5 hours accomplishing nothing but build a wooden wall.

[Shoruke]

Should I edit my post and correct horrible typos now that im sober, or leave it like that?

It sounds drunked-er with the typos, so we leave 'em 

[Kamin]

Hello friends--

I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.

[EinsteinSatDown]

Hello friends--

I just got back to a computron and need a quick summary to update OP with. I have been away and am now engaged--to a teetotaler. It's hilarious how it works out in the end, but truly balanced.

I don't even know the name of the current fort, everything has taken on a choatic pace with the humans getting drunk during the festive times.


Regardless, congratulations with your engangment.
I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.

[Shoruke]

I must warn thee to not be swayed to the dark side of teetotaling, for it is a difficult path to walk.

It's a harder path than most to walk while drunk 
No, but seriously, grats on the whole engagement thing.


As for the forts... someone destroyed two in one turn, and on the current fort, we got a Forgotten Ass up the ass and were reduced to precariously low population (twice), but we seem to be doing markedly better now. Also, we have a wall, and about as many ghosts as living Dwarves.

Hey, did anyone go plug the leak into the caverns? Because I have it on good information that giant toads and slavering firebreathing donkeys can kinda just waltz right in to our crafting room.

[Naryar]

mantislord is back !

omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.

Pot Fortress (tm)

As long as it does a similar effect to drunkenness it should be fine. But ask Kamin.

[Kamin]

omg if I could drink I would want in on this. Guys, can I just play high instead? I would love to do this, but I have pancreatitis so alcohol is out of the question.

Pot Fortress (tm)

As long as it does a similar effect to drunkenness it should be fine. But ask Kamin.

Smeep, although this thread itself toes the "legality line"--we have no way of verifying people that participate are of the legal age to drink in their respective countries--cannabis is a bit too much for me to comfortably agree with. The idea was certainly brought up in the early days of the fort, but I think !!HIGHFORTRESS!! should have its own thread. If it is any consolation, I would certainly read it

Quick, e'rybody help provide the details so I can update the OP ('cause I'm busy/lazy)!

[Taupe]

I don't think being high has the same vibe as being absolutely hammered and incoherent. We are dwarves, not elves.