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[Bobnova]

lol

I think whoever goes next should run the last five minutes of that one, and then use Jervills.
Totally up to them of course, but it seems fitting.

[Shoruke]

Odds of survival are very, very low.

I'd say that's a... highly optimistic estimation.
My take on the situation is "thou art fucked but proper".

[Jervill]

Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?

I am curious, to be honest.  I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then.  Omeganaut?  Scruffy?  Do you know?

[Bobnova]

Lots?

That's really hard to say.

[Kamin]

Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?

I am curious, to be honest.  I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then.  Omeganaut?  Scruffy?  Do you know?

According to my records, it's 9 or 10 (two turn eights this time around). As far as the wholeeeeee !!DrunkFort!! experience? It is a mystery

[Shoruke]

Just how many total turns have been taken in this succession game, may I ask?

I am curious, to be honest.  I mean, I took turn 3 way back when and have no idea how many turns have passed since then.  Omeganaut?  Scruffy?  Do you know?

According to my records, it's 9 or 10 (two turn eights this time around). As far as the wholeeeeee !!DrunkFort!! experience? It is a mystery

I think you'd need a small team of people to really clear that up. Get five people together, set up a game of Smash Bros, take turns reading through the thread and counting the turns... if you try to go through too much of it at once, the insanity just starts getting you.

[Scruffy]

Hmm.. some sort of meta-drunkfort where you get drunk and catalog the thread and turns.

Edit: Might aswell do it sometime. Would just finding all the turns and listing links to those posts be enough?

This got me thinking about the pdf file. I suppose that it should be removed from the first post since I never got around to finishing it and it is really low quality. I got around to thinking about making one (now that I actually know how) again but it is a real pain in the arse because of the large pictures that have to be either manually scaled down (which makes them hard to read and takes alot of work) or the whole thing will be hard to read because of pdf viewers try to fit the whole width on screen.

Making a catalogue of the whole drunkfortress history with links to the posts would be much more managable and less messy since it could be read from the forums.

[Jervill]

I actually had a post linking the turns and was working through it, made it to turn 10 (Fort 3, Year 2) (rcmgames) when Firefox crapped out on me and I lost the post.

First turn is on page 6.  It goes:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1-Kamin
2-Siquo
3-Jervill
4-Wrex (collapse)
5-Clover Magic (Reclaim)
6-Bobnova
7-Scruffy
8-Wrex (the ryncol turn)
9-Clover Magic (New Fort)
10-rcmgames
EDIT: Copy/pasted from word:
Ruhn-turn 11 [ONLY 1 SEASON, PASSED OUT]
Wrex-turn 12 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Ruhn-turn 13
Scruffy-turn 14
Clover Magic-turn 15
Scruffy-turn 16 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Ruhn-turn 17
Australian Winter-turn 18
Siquo-turn 19
Clover Magic-turn 20
Scruffy-turn 21
Bobnova-turn 22 [ONLY 1.9 MONTHS]
Australian Winter-turn 23
Scruffy-turn 24 [FORT COLLAPSE]
absynthe7-turn 25 [ONLY 1 SEASON, PASSED OUT]
bobnova-turn 26 [GAME CRASHED]
Nonsequitorian-turn 27 [GAME CRASHED] [FORT COLLAPSE]
RenoFox-turn 28
Siquo-turn 29
AnimaRytak-turn 30
Scruffy-turn 31
Naryar-turn 32 [WORLD COLLAPSE...OR NOT]
Renofox-turn 33 [ALTERNATE WORLD SAVE]
Graebeard-turn 34
Naryar-turn 35
A_S00-turn 36
bobnova-turn 37 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Clover Magic-turn 38
Naryar-turn 39
codyorr-turn 40
Renofox-turn 41
bobnova-turn 42 [GAME CRASHED]
Break, above was the first 100 pages.
Siquo-turn 43 [GAME CRASHED] [WORLD COLLAPSE]
Demdemeh-turn 44
bobnova-turn 45
Flanderbland-turn 46
Ruhn-turn 47
vyznev-turn 48
Korbac-turn 49
vyznev-turn 50
Dolwin-turn 51
Stadekxiel-turn 52 [LASTED THREE DAYS]
Necrisha-turn 53 [2 SEASONS]
Stadekxiel-turn 54 [NOT QUITE A YEAR]
enisea-turn 55 [Finished year]
bobnova-turn 56 [½ year]
Ruhn-turn 57 [½ year]
Scruffy-turn 58
falafelsandwich-turn 59
Scruffy-turn 60 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Shakerag-turn 61
Scruffy-turn 62
bragos-turn 63
lawastooshort-turn 64
Lovechild-turn 65
Scruffy-turn 66
Scruffy-turn 67 [Yes, again]
Naryar-turn 68 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Naryar-turn 69
Yoink-turn 70
Scruffy-turn 71 [FORT COLLAPSE] [WORLD COLLAPSE]
enisea-turn 72
Naryar-turn 73
DS-turn 74
Scruffy-turn 75
Naryar-turn 76
vyzneve-turn 77
Random_Dragon-turn 78
DS-turn 79
Basin is BACK-turn 80
Scruffy-turn 81
Scruffy-turn 82
shoruke-turn 83
PeterisP-turn 84 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Scruffy-turn 85
Stadekxiel-turn 86
Clover Magic-turn 87
Random_Dragon-turn 88
Scruffy-turn 89
shoruke-turn 90
Scruffy-turn 91
bobnova-turn 92 [FINAL .34 TURN]
Kamin-turn 93 [.40]
Random_Dragon-turn 94
Yoink-turn 95
Australian Winter-turn 96 [GAME CRASHED]
Naryar-turn 97
Scruffy-turn 98
Kamin-turn 99
uggi-turn 100
Jimmy-turn 101 [FORT COLLAPSE?]
Lovechild-turn 102
Random_Dragon-turn 103
shoruke-turn 104
Norkindel-turn 105
Scruffy-turn 106
Yesaja-turn 107
shoruke-turn 108
Jervill-turn 109 [ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SAVE]
EinsteinSatDown-turn 110

Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds.  This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy.

EDIT: Apparently I missed shoruke's second in a row turn.  So that's 111.

[Omeganaut]

Lets see... There's scruffy's pdf on the first post of the first few forts, which has 12 overseers.  I had a list after that for fort 3 under this spoiler, which is 12 more overseers

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Year One Spring?: Enisea [New Embark]
Year ?: Naryar
Year ?: DS
Year ? to 205 Summer: Scruffy
Year 205 Autumn to 206: Summer: Naryar
Year 206 Autumn to 207: Summer: vyznev
Year 207 Autumn+Winter: Random_Dragon
Year 208 Spring+Summer: DS
Year 208 Autumn+Winter: Basin is BACK
Year 209 Spring+Summer: Scruffy
Year 209 ? Scruffy: (!!Magma Holiday Edition!!)
? to Year 210 Winter: Shoruke
Year 211: PeterisP (Fortress falls due to Gobbos)

Then Here is the turns since v40, 17 or 18 of them, depending on how you count.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Kamin: 40.01 Year 1!  The perfect start to a new iteration.  Also, Mantis Queen.
Random_Dragon: Year 2: Keas are bastards and Weregoats are dangerous.
Yoink: Finished most of Year 2: Exploding dropped babies.
AustralianWinter: Crash!
Naryar: Year 3?  Horrified Dwarves everywhere!

Scruffy: 40.03!  Leaking Magma Moat, song lyrics.
Kamin Returns! and proceeds to pull a Bobnova.
Uggi: Magma!  Magma Everwhere!
Jimmy:  Drunken Savant manages to start the fort towards recovery.

Lovechild: 40.11? Starts a new fort, 3peaks! ALso, WereGeckos
Shoruke: Year 2! Tantrum Spiral begins.
Nordinkel: Year 3 Spring to Winter: Who let the WereGeckos Out? Who?  Who who who... it was him.
Scruffy: Year 3 Winter to ?: Dangerous Caverns and  lever of doom construction
EinsteinSatDown:  Too drunk for too long to take over after Scruffy.  Good attempt though.
Yesaja:  Year 4? Pulled lever of doom, causing much mayhem.
Shoruke: Year 5? to summer:  Entomb ALL the ghosts.  Butcher ALL the animals!
Shoruke again: finished year five, general madness.
Other Year Acht: Jervill:  Accidentally loaded the wrong save.
Year Nein: EinsteinSatDown: Magma and Goblins: Not a god combo.

The other issue is counting years or turns, because those are very different things, even if they weren't intended to be at the start. Also scuffy explored two of the forts in adventure mode.

But Yes, I do believe Scruffy has been the most prolific, although not by so large a margin. I organized the dorfing list mostly by # of turns, then by earliest turn, then earliest post in the thread for bystanders.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Scruffy  (engraver) -recently known for "wrex" effect, longtime and most often !!Overseer!!
Bobnova (Male)-Longtime !!Overseer!!, known for getting one thing right and another wrong, also self-injury
Naryar  (2sneaky4u) -longtime player, known for stability & keeping DDF going
Clover Magic  (Gems) -Usually started new game after Wrex
Kamin  (Drunken Master) -Our founder and fan favorite
Yoink -moved into recent prominance
Random_Dragon (chaosvolt) Weregecko Fighter
Wrex (Manager)  -Known for "wrexing" early forts into ruin and black-out
Shoruke  -(Kaliche)Rather descriptive turns
Stadekxiel  -very intoxicated, 24 hour turn passing out in media res
Siquo    -Important early figure
Jervill
Australian Winter  (engraver) -known for long real time turns
Ruhn  -started a few forts
Vzynev   -Random Pics, nice IRC log in tongues
Renofox  -unfairly persecuted by crashed games, also had 10 hour turn at drunken gamer/mlp gathering
Enisea -surprise overseer
DS -Recently joined the ranks

One-hit Drunkards


rcmgames
Absinthe7
Nonsequitorian
Animarytak
Graebeard
A_500
codyorr
Demdemeh  -Known for Mrs. Dwarf's assistance
Flanderbrand
Korbac
Dolwin
Falafel Sandwich
Skakerag
Bragos (lazy dwarf)
Iawastooshort
Lovechild
Basin is Back
Peterisp
uggi
Jimmy
Lovechild- Started new fort in new version, tri-peak fort designer
Nordinkel
EinsteinSatDown
Yesaja

Commentators

Th4DwArfY1
Great Wyrm God -debate over sleep deprivation, no-one has tried that yet
Scelly (Spearman)
Misko27 (Sober, Bookkeeper)
Mrwillsauce
Xantalos (Eldritch)
MarcAFK
Maximum Zero (Maxclone, male, Smith/Soldier)
Peregarrett (Captain of something)
Lord Inquisitor (Male, Brewer)
Johoutar (Qaamanen, female, Food)
Urist McPenguinhead (Axedwarf/military)
Trif (Engraver/doctor)
Bluemagic (Marskdwarf)
Trifle (assistant to Australian Winter)
Metruption (doctor)
IronTomato
Omeganaut
Sappho
Lolfail0009 (The mad, Swordsdwarf)
Krevsin (military)
Movie
tahujdt
Dutchling
Captain McClellen
Helgoland (broker)
Objective
Melting Sky
NekoexMachina
Swonnrr
SanDiego
TheFlame
MafiaWhale
Sheaim
Shakerag
KingMurdoc

[Bobnova]

I actually had a post linking the turns and was working through it, made it to turn 10 (Fort 3, Year 2) (rcmgames) when Firefox crapped out on me and I lost the post.

First turn is on page 6.  It goes:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1-Kamin
2-Siquo
3-Jervill
4-Wrex (collapse)
5-Clover Magic (Reclaim)
6-Bobnova
7-Scruffy
8-Wrex (the ryncol turn)
9-Clover Magic (New Fort)
10-rcmgames
EDIT: Copy/pasted from word:
Ruhn-turn 11 [ONLY 1 SEASON, PASSED OUT]
Wrex-turn 12 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Ruhn-turn 13
Scruffy-turn 14
Clover Magic-turn 15
Scruffy-turn 16 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Ruhn-turn 17
Australian Winter-turn 18
Siquo-turn 19
Clover Magic-turn 20
Scruffy-turn 21
Bobnova-turn 22 [ONLY 1.9 MONTHS]
Australian Winter-turn 23
Scruffy-turn 24 [FORT COLLAPSE]
absynthe7-turn 25 [ONLY 1 SEASON, PASSED OUT]
bobnova-turn 26 [GAME CRASHED]
Nonsequitorian-turn 27 [GAME CRASHED] [FORT COLLAPSE]
RenoFox-turn 28
Siquo-turn 29
AnimaRytak-turn 30
Scruffy-turn 31
Naryar-turn 32 [WORLD COLLAPSE...OR NOT]
Renofox-turn 33 [ALTERNATE WORLD SAVE]
Graebeard-turn 34
Naryar-turn 35
A_S00-turn 36
bobnova-turn 37 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Clover Magic-turn 38
Naryar-turn 39
codyorr-turn 40
Renofox-turn 41
bobnova-turn 42 [GAME CRASHED]
Break, above was the first 100 pages.
Siquo-turn 43 [GAME CRASHED] [WORLD COLLAPSE]
Demdemeh-turn 44
bobnova-turn 45
Flanderbland-turn 46
Ruhn-turn 47
vyznev-turn 48
Korbac-turn 49
vyznev-turn 50
Dolwin-turn 51
Stadekxiel-turn 52 [LASTED THREE DAYS]
Necrisha-turn 53 [2 SEASONS]
Stadekxiel-turn 54 [NOT QUITE A YEAR]
enisea-turn 55 [Finished year]
bobnova-turn 56 [½ year]
Ruhn-turn 57 [½ year]
Scruffy-turn 58
falafelsandwich-turn 59
Scruffy-turn 60 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Shakerag-turn 61
Scruffy-turn 62
bragos-turn 63
lawastooshort-turn 64
Lovechild-turn 65
Scruffy-turn 66
Scruffy-turn 67 [Yes, again]
Naryar-turn 68 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Naryar-turn 69
Yoink-turn 70
Scruffy-turn 71 [FORT COLLAPSE] [WORLD COLLAPSE]
enisea-turn 72
Naryar-turn 73
DS-turn 74
Scruffy-turn 75
Naryar-turn 76
vyzneve-turn 77
Random_Dragon-turn 78
DS-turn 79
Basin is BACK-turn 80
Scruffy-turn 81
Scruffy-turn 82
shoruke-turn 83
PeterisP-turn 84 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Scruffy-turn 85
Stadekxiel-turn 86
Clover Magic-turn 87
Random_Dragon-turn 88
Scruffy-turn 89
shoruke-turn 90
Scruffy-turn 91
bobnova-turn 92 [FINAL .34 TURN]
Kamin-turn 93 [.40]
Random_Dragon-turn 94
Yoink-turn 95
Australian Winter-turn 96 [GAME CRASHED]
Naryar-turn 97
Scruffy-turn 98
Kamin-turn 99
uggi-turn 100
Jimmy-turn 101 [FORT COLLAPSE?]
Lovechild-turn 102
Random_Dragon-turn 103
shoruke-turn 104
Norkindel-turn 105
Scruffy-turn 106
Yesaja-turn 107
shoruke-turn 108
Jervill-turn 109 [ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SAVE]
EinsteinSatDown-turn 110

Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds.  This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy.

Might be a record, at least for world destruction
Thanks for the list!

[Shoruke]

First turn is on page 6.  It goes:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1-Kamin
2-Siquo
3-Jervill
4-Wrex (collapse)
5-Clover Magic (Reclaim)
6-Bobnova
7-Scruffy
8-Wrex (the ryncol turn)
9-Clover Magic (New Fort)
10-rcmgames
EDIT: Copy/pasted from word:
Ruhn-turn 11 [ONLY 1 SEASON, PASSED OUT]
Wrex-turn 12 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Ruhn-turn 13
Scruffy-turn 14
Clover Magic-turn 15
Scruffy-turn 16 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Ruhn-turn 17
Australian Winter-turn 18
Siquo-turn 19
Clover Magic-turn 20
Scruffy-turn 21
Bobnova-turn 22 [ONLY 1.9 MONTHS]
Australian Winter-turn 23
Scruffy-turn 24 [FORT COLLAPSE]
absynthe7-turn 25 [ONLY 1 SEASON, PASSED OUT]
bobnova-turn 26 [GAME CRASHED]
Nonsequitorian-turn 27 [GAME CRASHED] [FORT COLLAPSE]
RenoFox-turn 28
Siquo-turn 29
AnimaRytak-turn 30
Scruffy-turn 31
Naryar-turn 32 [WORLD COLLAPSE...OR NOT]
Renofox-turn 33 [ALTERNATE WORLD SAVE]
Graebeard-turn 34
Naryar-turn 35
A_S00-turn 36
bobnova-turn 37 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Clover Magic-turn 38
Naryar-turn 39
codyorr-turn 40
Renofox-turn 41
bobnova-turn 42 [GAME CRASHED]
Break, above was the first 100 pages.
Siquo-turn 43 [GAME CRASHED] [WORLD COLLAPSE]
Demdemeh-turn 44
bobnova-turn 45
Flanderbland-turn 46
Ruhn-turn 47
vyznev-turn 48
Korbac-turn 49
vyznev-turn 50
Dolwin-turn 51
Stadekxiel-turn 52 [LASTED THREE DAYS]
Necrisha-turn 53 [2 SEASONS]
Stadekxiel-turn 54 [NOT QUITE A YEAR]
enisea-turn 55 [Finished year]
bobnova-turn 56 [½ year]
Ruhn-turn 57 [½ year]
Scruffy-turn 58
falafelsandwich-turn 59
Scruffy-turn 60 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Shakerag-turn 61
Scruffy-turn 62
bragos-turn 63
lawastooshort-turn 64
Lovechild-turn 65
Scruffy-turn 66
Scruffy-turn 67 [Yes, again]
Naryar-turn 68 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Naryar-turn 69
Yoink-turn 70
Scruffy-turn 71 [FORT COLLAPSE] [WORLD COLLAPSE]
enisea-turn 72
Naryar-turn 73
DS-turn 74
Scruffy-turn 75
Naryar-turn 76
vyzneve-turn 77
Random_Dragon-turn 78
DS-turn 79
Basin is BACK-turn 80
Scruffy-turn 81
Scruffy-turn 82
shoruke-turn 83
PeterisP-turn 84 [FORT COLLAPSE]
Scruffy-turn 85
Stadekxiel-turn 86
Clover Magic-turn 87
Random_Dragon-turn 88
Scruffy-turn 89
shoruke-turn 90
Scruffy-turn 91
bobnova-turn 92 [FINAL .34 TURN]
Kamin-turn 93 [.40]
Random_Dragon-turn 94
Yoink-turn 95
Australian Winter-turn 96 [GAME CRASHED]
Naryar-turn 97
Scruffy-turn 98
Kamin-turn 99
uggi-turn 100
Jimmy-turn 101 [FORT COLLAPSE?]
Lovechild-turn 102
Random_Dragon-turn 103
shoruke-turn 104
Norkindel-turn 105
Scruffy-turn 106
Yesaja-turn 107
shoruke-turn 108
Jervill-turn 109 [ALTERNATE UNIVERSE SAVE]
EinsteinSatDown-turn 110

Guys, we have destroyed 13 fortresses and two entire worlds.  This in a grand total of 110 turns and I swear half were done by Scruffy.

Well damn, I didn't know we had an intelligible list. Much thank! Also, that quote went right onto the TvTropes page.

EDIT: That list is missing my second-in-a-row turn...

[Jervill]

I got bored, and because I miss the two year old sig-flag fad thread, here's something I threw together:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's supposed to be a mug of beer, ideally.  For veterans, if someone else wants to do better (and they probably will), they can take a shot (pun intended).

[Shoruke]

I kinda want to take a turn, but then I'd have taken 3 of the last 4...
And then after switched to the alternate timeline, 2 of the last 3...

[Naryar]

Hello everyone ! This evening I am drinking but don't intend to play drunk fortress. Mostly because I will not be drunken enough to properly play that, and i intend to really test DF2014 with anotherr new fort. So, drunk fortress but not really.

Just saying hi. But in around one month I will definitely devote an evening to Drunk Fortress !

Dwarf Fortress is just too complex to handle properly drunk, but that's why it's !!Fun!!. Although I seem to be doing quite fine...

I hope Scruffy and Clover are still playing, they make the best drunken turns.

[Kamin]

I hope Scruffy and Clover are still playing, they make the best drunken turns.

Scruffmaster still plays, but it's been an age and a half since Clover has been around (or even commented, at least as far as I can recall... Which admittedly isn't much).