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[Scruffy]

I'm drunk.
That is all.

[EinsteinSatDown]

I this still ongoing?
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?

Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.

[Scruffy]

I this still ongoing?
What version, or texture pack compilation should be used?
Can I book a place in the line?

Looking to get soaked, may as well be productive with it.

Sorry bud but I'm taking a turn now.

Just feel free to take a turn when ever you are drunk and nobody else is playing at the moment. Texture packs don't matter (though I use phoebus since I have become soft and corrupt by graphics and will get too confused to play when drunk if not using them) and just use the version used in the last turn unless the fort fell during that turn. Then you can start a new world in the new version if you want to.

Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours

[EinsteinSatDown]

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Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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Excellent news.
Tomorrow afternoon I shall attempt to produce something readable.

Would it be possible to post your current world?
Not sure if this is still a succession world, but playing it as one will create a series of hilarious mishaps.

[Scruffy]

Edit: If you are getting drunk tonigh I will be finished in a few hours
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Excellent news.
Tomorrow afternoon I shall attempt to produce something readable.

Would it be possible to post your current world?
Not sure if this is still a succession world, but playing it as one will create a series of hilarious mishaps.
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It has always been a succession fort. The previous save is in the first post and also in the previous page and I will post my save either tonight or in the morning depanding on how drunk I am

[Scruffy]

'okay
Drank two bottles of Weston's vintage cider earlier and just downed the last of Niapoort Ruby portwine. Damn that is some good port.
I still have a litre of stout, a bottle of Gambina (cheap vermouth mixed with even cheaper gin. Once you taste it you will never forget the taste) and a bottle of cheap cream sherry

Playing from my laptop so the game will run slow. Damn
I get the feeling that I will be too drunk for a coherent, well organized turn. Hopedully not as bad as that turn where I lost the save, abandoned the fort instead of saving and let 7 megabeasts in. Hopefully just one of  those turn I won't remember in te morning.
I am prettu drink already. wIll stopspellcheking now. Poured a pint of cherry. Perhaps I wshouldnt drink sherry in pnnts.

Downloading the save npow
Don't wprru. The pint will last me hnouts. Hours.

Strange fprt. Wregeckos
We havent drug deep yet, eh? TIme to dig. Mamgme will keep us warm on our way down
Remember that collapasable fort interiour surrounded by mamga that was destroiyed by that lever with the note "don't pull"? I am making it again. FUN!!

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Damn. TIme for sauna. IWll come back in 40mins more drunk . hope I can still play then
Sitll havent drunk that sherry. Just a few sips
MORE MINERS

poj? we have mines? didnt notice
An evil woodcutter

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Bult us a frontgate and a gate to  separate the eastern hillside plebs from the proper nobles in the western magmafunpit fortress

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No mechanisms. No booze
NO BOOZE"!

BOOZE! MECHANIMS! INDUSTRY! MAGMA MINERS! YES

Sauna now

Kaminminer ded.
The Kamin is dead. ;ong llive the Kamin2
Farms. Farms in the middle of nowhere for the proper dorfs in the western hill magmanfortress. No farms for the eastern hill weregeckos. Bleh
no plants nor seeds. gather weed

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second famr with stockpiles and crap. Qill seal hall of the fortress. Half of the fortress in hoipes that half of them will stay alive even if I scre aup
Screw up. Whci is inevidable
Dormitology on the brifge

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Stibnite. What the heck is stiblnite?
Where's my sherry?
Larehe diningroom ready.
Digging oif the magmafunhouse prgoggesses

picking more shrooms in the vavbes

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Lovechild is unhappy and the giant chinchillas ar eterrified
Child molests rhesus monkey.


They are unhappy. vorced to drink vomit recently. everyone. bah. just drink bllood
too drunk. vant hadnel the booze as i used to

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Winged allicator. hurrah

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Squirming pile of chrcoal
more rockpots

Nothin really happening
diningroom mostnyl smootherd
Headaches

Elves. buen
Need to build somethng to brn elfefs with

More bums arrive
MUG"

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Not syre what I jsyt built. Its' weird

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Alligartor in hte catacomblsd

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FB spent mothsn strangling cave toads and giant swallows. Only strangling

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killed pig
Scruffy dodged throguh wall. through wall a floor above. hes traped
no. Knocked through wall4

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FB dead. took many dorfgs

bedroosm.
dorfs noonger drink vomit. booze and betITS FILLING UP!s
THE FUNPIT



save
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9898

[EinsteinSatDown]

Hilarious read thus far.
Keep it up.
Winged alligator?

EDIT:

"Bult us a frontgate and a gate to  separate the eastern hillside plebs from the proper nobles in the western magmafunpit fortress"

Cracked me up.

[Nordinkel]

Holy Cow.
You, sir, are completely wasted. THATS AWESOME!

It appears that you have a very bothersome way of posting pictures. i kind of want to see if you are abusing my dear superior dining hall.

for every striving drunken overseer, i highly recommend Puush.
it runs on the background. you can just choose any portion of the screen you like with a button combination, have it uploaded instantly, press ctrl+v
and embed it in IMG - BBcode.

you can basically produce good-looking updates on the fly that even look like you put a little effort into it. thats how i did my update.

[TheFlame52]

You forgot the pictures. 

[Bobnova]

They'll show up when he wakes up I expect.

[EinsteinSatDown]

Tired as fuck, but may be able to stumble towards a liquor store.

Hmmm.
Scruffy has to regain consciousness first, though.

EDIT: He has risen.

[Scruffy]

Erm. Morning. I fell asleep

Edit:save and pics coming up

[EinsteinSatDown]

Save's up. Will commence operations within bout 2-3 hours. Have to wake up first.

Fair warning: This is my first succession fort, and my alcohol tolerance is low. Don't drink that much.
So may take some time to post everything and such.
Will attempt to make my garbling understandable, or just post a shitload of screenshots.

PRE-DRUNKEN JIBBER JABBER

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Well, I'm starting. Sort off.
Let us see how this transpires

Stockpiled Goods:

-750 ml Sedgwick's Old Brown Sherry
-440 ml Guinness Draught
-375 ml Two Keys Whiskey

Doubt I'll consume it all in one go.

Consumed goods:
-An apple
-Half a banana
-1 Red Bull
-1 Garage Pie
-A cup of coffee

Gameplay:
I'll be using Phoebus.
I've recently switched to ASCII, but in a drunken state, a TP will be more manageable.

Annotation:
I'm going to try and roleplay as a dwarf.
At least until I get too schlosed to remember.

DRINKING TALLY(Turned into tedious activity log, it seems)

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13:09-Guinnes Down, already feeling tipsy. What hellish drunkeness awaits, I do not know.
13:13- Three consecutive shots of whiskey.
13:14-Have to drink more before playing. Slowly reaching that point. Just hope I dont piss off my landlord.
13:19-Got puush working. Good suggestion, nifty software. Not drunk yet. Wasting valuable time.
13:21- Three more whiskey shots. Clobber me with a penguin, I'm not used to alcohol. Throat burning up. Still able to type correctly though. Needz to getz more drunkz.
13:29- Just had a delicious and unhealthy cigarrette. First post misguided, I'm only tipsy now. Will stop correcting spelling mistakes. More alcohol.
13:31-One shot whiskey. Will continue drinking while whatcing futurama. Tally will be kept. Afte that, I'll start palying. Ca't wait to pull that blasted lever and unleash were-gecko hell upon the fore-shortened folk. Still correcting spelling errors. By habit, it seems.
13:38-2 more shot whiskey. starting to watch futurama. Getting drunker. This is  more tedious than I thoughtm though becoming fun. I haven't started playing?
13:50- I drank nothing this past 12 minutes? Arghhh. Conti na
13:52- I'm drunk but not enough> still wasting time. Armok take my bones, I'm no real dwarf.
13:56: I think I took one shot ó whiskey, but could have been two? Either way, my language is till far too good for somoene really drunk, so I have to get more inebreiated.
14:03: Just spilled my whiskey. Drank nothing since 13:56. Need new shirt. Bollocks and Bile, when will I start?
14:32: Landlord is here. Nothing constructive will happen within the next 30 minutes or more. Still havez plenty of booze though, so fort-playing will trasnpire before tonight.
14:34: Third shirt?
14:36: take timezones into account. GMT +2.
14:43: Third shirt installed. Sorry If I am making people wait, but want landlord to be gone before I relly get drunk(bout 3 more whiskey shots and mayebe 2 more sherry shots, or 5?. Any way, I will take some time befoe continiuning. After all, precaution is the spawn of rationality.
Or smoething something. Either way, allow me to stumble drunkenly over words for a few hours. Or less. Damn. I am drunk rightt now, amd able to play fort.
But cheap renting has led me to take people i lib=ve with in consiceration.
In the end, don't expect something until one hour and thirty minutes from now.
B the way, IT IS NOW Actuually 14:49, not 14:43. Such a long time time to yype such an incoherent sentence.

Wow. Anyway, wait till later. My vulnerability towards alcohol is now apparent.
Spell check,
Be patient. Failure or not, the dwarf fortressy amusement will soon be dekivered to your brain.

Forking hell. 14:52 already.
Post, you imbecile!

15:32:  Fucking frolicking faeries.
Any who, no playing of DF will transpire within 1-2 hours.
Pansy-ass landlord/lady must leave first(A married couple, they are)
Ah heck, so much time waste but !!!!!Fun!!!!!!
Wow. I am wasting time, fellow human being/sentient A.I.
It is now 15:38
15:38: see above.
 15:41: Still drank nothing since 15:36, I think. PNB inspired me with musical song thingamajig.
15:43 now. Expect nothing for now. Please do not usurp my turn, I am still keen to do this hellish dwarfish thing.

Got all these times wrong.
15:57: No progress.
16:56- 3 or four sherry shots. I cup coffee and another half banana.
16:58: Water.
17:00- 3 whiskey shots. I'm redy now. Strat playing of Toady One's craetions thinghy.
17:13-three more shots whiskey. Also, scotch brew on carpet.
But whatever
Long live all those who live!
Oh fuckity fuck(swearing intended) drunk I am.

17:16- 3 more shots cherry.
End of drinking tally for a while, appropriately drunk.
17:18- forgot to mention that landord/lady/thing was gone before 17:00
4:55 fucking AM- I seem to have gone to sleep/passed out. Dissapointed by low tolerance. Still have to play though. A promise is a promise.

[Nordinkel]

Winged allicator. hurrah

The geckos have been laying low since the great ungeckoing.
But the lizards don't stop.

somebody has to pull the western drawbridge. it might very well be that there's gonna be a plague happening very soon

[EinsteinSatDown]

eh, quick query, should I continue my fort-goings in the jibber jabber and tally post, or start a new post for when I start improving the fort?
Like this post, it can be used, right?

EDIT: I'll be starrting soon. Drunk alreadymthough language far too coherent. Boulderdash, this is actually fun.
Forwards I go.

EDIT 2: Wait what?
8th of hematite?
Will be starting soon, have not yet pressed, space.
But is this a full year. Either way, my fort-playing will be analouged in a spoler below this here drunken rant.

Edit three 3 how are yoy?: Still nothing.
Bear with me. My brain has not been drunk in quite a while. PULL THE LEVER IDOIOT!!!!