Sorry, I was too tired to play yesterday. I hope that nobody who was thinking of taking a turn gave up because they were waiting for me.
Anyway, it has been such a hot week and I am covered in sweat so I will have to take a sauna first. I'll start the turn in an hour or so. Don't really feel like starting a new fortress but 40.01 seems a bit.. buggy. Hmm.. I have to think about this
Okay, I just spent the last hour drinking horrible booze and sitting in a 95*C sauna (seems like I can't stand the heat as well as I used to since I didn't stay in longer. damn) and am mostly ready to play. I think that I will start a new save in 40.04 and hoping that it will be more stable than the current one. Damn, i am sure that this fort will only last a turn or two too since 40.05 is around the corner. I suppse that is the downside of playing a succession fort before the final version of 40.xx. Sigh
During the last few months Kantai collection and various roguelikes (my sin and only weakness), mainly Tales of Maj'eyal and Stonesoup, have replaced the void in my daily routine that was previously taken by dorf fort.
Anyway, i htink that my ONLY dorf fort experience in the last year has been solely drunk fort so may not be at perfect condition to play. Don't expect any skilled play
Downed the last of the wine. Currently generating a world. I can't be arsed to tinker aroiund with advanced world gen for long so it will most likely be crappy and since there is no new version of dfhack I won't know if the new site will be suitable but i doubt it will matter. the fort will die soon enough and we will most likely generate a new world soon anyway.
I donät ave all that much booze at the moment. just the last bottle of home-made ginger wine (that didn't end up very tasty) and a bottle of gambina, a combination of cheap vermuth and even cheaper gin. I hate gin. ugh. I hate it and that is why I bouth it. I don't feel very drunk bit i am dropping items while making fdood so i suppse i am driunk enough. typos too. damn
can't be bothered to play ascii at the mometn so installing phoebus. sorry for defiling hte purity of our clean ascii tileset.
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! I HAVE CREWATED THIS THING! what is it`? I DON*T KNOW!
Now then dorfs, dare you enter myu magical realm?
I'm aftaid that i have some good news and some bad news. the good news is that there will be less stolen copper bolts and steel shields. the bad nes is that there are NO KOBOLDS! NO KOBOLDS WHAST SO EVER! IT IS HORRIBLE! I LOVE KOBOLDS! WE NEED THEIR FUZZY LITTLE NUZZLING NOZZLES AND BEADY LITTLE EYES AL:WAYS LOONING FOR LOOT! HO HORRORS!
Now then, who should I dorfg?
Dirfed Kamin, Bobnova, Clover, Naryar, Aussiewinter, myself and toady. The rest can wait
we have a bit more embark points than usual s o brought turkes. lots of turkeys. also cats. the dwarven stae of mind. the the dorfing begin!
WELCOME TO SYRUPMIGHTY!
ugh. horrible height differences
we ca n either dig down.. or dig upå!The same thing as during every one of my turns.
seal the doors and have 50% of the dorfs mine the rest haul bodies of the dead miners
business as usual, yes?
Hmm.. i think that i will smooth the mountainside
Wait.. magma. moats. Yes. Magmamoats. In the mountainside. YES! WEait, not enough dorfpower for that yet. Must dig shelter.. Or must I?. HMM..
MAGMA! Wait, can the gobbos jump over it now? Must dig deep and wide then. Yes. Many burnt dorfs. Many a tear. Must dig
Oh, and perhaps actuially build a few workshops. Dorfs are still outside. Meh. Not important
YET! Not for long
Assigned some basic påarts of the fortrress to be dug out before i gte too drunk. It's ugly but adaptable. just stick what ever stockpiles or workshops in it.
these new trees confuse me. not enough of em though they seem like a nice addition
turkeys are acting strange. overcome by terror? wha? geckomn? damn geckomen
set some jpobs jobas. HObs JOPS JOBS! JOBS! Damng it. I mean "Damn it". Drik. DRUNK! Oh for urists sake
a horde of great horned owl men. this place is a zoo
THEY ARE KILLING THE DOGS AND TURKEYS!
three of our dogs got names from killing geckomen
I do belive that i am drunk. yes. i must be
Current music?
Space music!
B ammed from argo, grab yersefl a tribble, carmin miranda'äs ghost, dawson's christian and so on
i ran out of space operas and other space scifi to watch. watched all star trek series except the animated series, babylon5 +movies, stargate series, space:aboce and beyond, farscape and so mny others. I NEED SOMETHING TO eATHSC WHILE PLAYING DAMN IT!
Oh, sorry, that has nothing to do with this turn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8lvwXx_Y8&feature=player_detailpagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=w34fSnJNP-4&list=RDD5p8YhhaVlAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSsFVhM-VH4&feature=player_detailpagetribbles? Hmm.. trouble with tribbles from TOS, trouble a d tribbleations from ds9, the breach from enterprise.. damn, i remember them all. i think
darn it. i am sure that all those names fin the song are from the TOS epiode. heh
that has nothing to do with the turn, now does it? damn
time for toilet.
Hmm.. tribbles. tribble moddinhg..
beards are like parasitic tribbles. brwibbles without bodies. hmm..
dAMN IT! DORFS ARE THE ILTIMATE FORM OT TRIBBLESA! DORFS! I HAVE SEEN THE TRIBBLE LIGHT!
Waot. wjat a, i doing?
also explosives. must ad them to drof fort. exploding suicidebomberr dorfs. or atleast a dorf riding a
mounted on a fluing a ,inecarf full of explisces waving a cowbou hat. of cat leather.
now that i starte3d thinking that shouldnt be too hard to mod in actuallyy.
exploding stuff and t4ibbles are fairly common when modding (unintentionally)
hmm...
govem that my last modding attmepts were parasitic kobolds that turned their civrtinms into more kobolds and shearabled arfs (failed.got the dorfs to sheat the beards but they refused to turn them into socks. it was funny seeing a shearer drag a passing bu dorf in the worshop and cancel because: handling a dangerous animam but i think i will refraim
this booze should have lasterdf me a week. damn. i am penniless. literally. less than an euro left. ohwell.
SORRY! PLEASE KEEP ON RADING READIN! READING!
felsite
build basic stockpiles and kitchen. almost out of booze. wilkl be drunkas well HELL in 10mins.urhg
streane meal of fries, sausages and mungo beansprouts i started frowing from the dried ones i had in my kitchen locker
synner arrived. hematite
digging a tradepost. 5 minrs if fast. ye
the dogs. killing so many owlmen. they all have more kills than avarage militia usuall does
gee scruffy what are we going to do today
try to take over--- burn the world urist
oh m, had youtube watch later on huffle. got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq-b_iNrQaQ&index=1&list=WLdamn that series. i have to watch the 100+ spo,etim agaion. i love that series. byt now, i am wathcing the new series of jjo's ebicarre afventure.
damnb,. toodrunk to deal with this shit, these thinkgs are are drunkfotef,g nniot juist ran dormrz tsthignks
dakjt 9t. i am tood rink to set a lever. must do it somehow. must
4/8 not working. waiu, 8? how is that evrn poissible?
damm it, i am aout of booze
anb tge bottle is ligth
we wanna drink booze today but the lord of the fort says nay nay nay
we're gonna starve all day all day all day
where there's a mine there's a corpse
left right left right...
drunk. har to buld them gates. gates ccontroles by levers. darmn, drunk
¨cab renenber giw to byuld leevrs lever s to cntrol the gates. damn
wai, 3 new strangers+? mIGRANts! 3 migrants! yes.! good
wait, kancoll eagain? loveluy 38 clear. must esend them away againö- failed 31. wrong watlocgshipo submareine. must do it again. damn. also d0rg fort. i belöieve i am too drunk for it but must tdo it. one glass left brfoere runitgg out of booze
where there's a dprf teje heres maine
where thehere's a dorfg there's a mine
we dont' wana die in the mine today but the mayor of te fort sats nay nay nay
we gynna digg all day all day all day
wgere there's a dorfg there thereäs a corpse.
left right left right
the tantrum in the mines mebab s were gonna die, were gonna die all day and light amnd moire
for we arethe slöave of trhe !!DRUNKFORTR!!'s wmine
ahere thehere's a dorf there therhes a mine
drunk. too runk.
deåpt depot
mechannism s more mechanisms for the gates
coööaåöse collapse? whre? surfae? tree+ TREE COLLASE LIEK CAVE? ues? what?
digt othell. want to dig to hell. must do it. yes. i must
last glass of mboozxe. drink and then slowly sober while turn lasts.
too drunk fo the stoickpile. must buklöd food stofckpiles. ues
galena. late summer
big sausace gon keyboartd.
dog tjrecj- ues- DIOG TRECH!
bedrooms. damn theseare ugly
new trees, wiat fruit? what?
mm swet and sour sauce with beansrpiyts. beansprouts.
militgias-. yes
duiggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole
big wide hole to surround th fort. diggy hole
digging da hoile
he well into volcano. oops. diggy diggy hole
'cavern
bew cavers seem stange
limestone
farmpltos. yes. farms
caracan. nixe. steal. tae stuff from the carafan. as always. nice. ambus
DAMN GOBBOS! KILL EM ALL!¨
traders. more cheese. more horse cheese adnd wombat leather. yes. good. all is well
duibdbtr steak frin tgen ub tune,. didnt steal from them in time. curses!
WE NEed OUR STOLE CHEESE!
managed to steal some crap. good. must staeöl,. ignore farming. mine . mine lal year round"! SgeAL FROOD FROM CARACANS! STEWAL FOOD! YES!½
rooms for the lazy epsedition leaders. laz byms
sandstorm.
forges. we need to fcrasft metal forges.
new trees grtow. so gib, strkng grees. so different. big and resoursefull trees. one is enough for 10 old trees.
OOOPS!
houston, we may have a problöem...
whole moutain is burning
migrants. most not burniong. most. some are.
scruffy... burned?
added militia grainging grounds. scrffy is dea.. DEWAD! HBE WAS THE Eest OF US!
toady died
what are "penbble plants? pebble plants? they are everywhere? and de nse
erm, what happened here? i love the materials buyt what? WHAT? WHY DID THEY DIE?
third of the site is full of leakking magma. it is leaking. damn. oops?
magma. everywhere. why did I DO THIS! OH HONk! MUYST DUIG CLOWNX TO CONTIN the MAgmA! DIG CLOWNS! YES! COANTAIN THE mAgmA OUTPREAK!
all miners dead. all 8 ogf em
must brtew plant,. starving. dehyudrating. so manty cats and turkeys
nests. turkeys. food. yes
moutain is still keaking. oops?
3 pf tje 7 founders are alive. erm.. whjere did they die? magma? oops?
moonstone
migrants. stil.l leaking magma
i thjomkl that we have only 1/5 min3picks left. oops? shey melterd? we must setal more?stuffyng food in my miytg., i hthink it is mean to go there
aussie, toady and one other died somehow. melted? oops?
hickyps
such bad huckups
åpic someethi.
this is one square. damn
for spae ois fide and true too friends are few. noew, the engineer .. this is it. all you got. play it
FOR THE SPACE SI FIDE AND TURE FRIENDS ARE TOO FEW
eveb the horses are starving
mountain still leaking
bye bmore picsk BYE MORE PICKS! MINW! MAKE THE MOUTASIN OURS!
naryan is hounting us
uh oh. oh DUXK! FIX THIS
all outa booze. a weeks worht .damn. give me muu booze back?!
and the strangerä sbeams burned brihgert than any beams we hd seen and the the the pirate ships were cut tot bloody shreads. all the pirate ships had been shed to bloody shreds. when be canlled this is what we shawed. when we sea it this is what we saw..
edit:wait, what? song lyrics from dawson's christian?
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=9165
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