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[Omeganaut]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

[Lolfail0009]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...

[Helgoland]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...

We want you to drink, not get laid.

[Lolfail0009]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...

We want you to drink, not get laid.

And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.

Also, I'm sigging that.

[Helgoland]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...

We want you to drink, not get laid.

And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.

Also, I'm sigging that.

Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!

[Lolfail0009]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...

We want you to drink, not get laid.

And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.

Also, I'm sigging that.

Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!

'Straya, mate. Living on University campus, so 18's the limit here.
Still, less than a year to go!

[CaptainMcClellan]

I wish I could spare the time, money, and computing power, but all are beyond my reach at the moment.  Dear Bay Watchers, take the Drunk challenge.  Be the Best (worst) overseer you can be.  Drink for Arnok!

Legal age limits...

We want you to drink, not get laid.

And legal age limits fall into place again. Seventeen years old, man.

Also, I'm sigging that.

Why can't America be more like Germany? Here, it's perfectly fine for a toddler to down a couple of shots of tequila as long as it's not in public and his parents allow it. You can legally get sloshed in public as soon as you're sixteen. Most people get drunk for the first time around fourteen!

NINJA'ED.
It's mostly the same here, some of us just have parents/selves who abide by laws.

[Scruffy]

It has been over a month since the last turn. I find this lack of intoxication deeply disturbing

[AustralianWinter]

I'll have this place in mind.

[Shoruke]

It has been over a month since the last turn. I find this lack of intoxication deeply disturbing

Maybe when I have a day of free time I'll do another round. As in, a day when I'm not moving. Or working. Or both. Or teaching my lil' sis to drive. And don't have to do any of those things the next day either.

[nekoexmachina]

This is a brilliant, osome thread. I put my seal of approval on it to remember it some time later and participate.


P.s.
For the beer's sake!

[Scruffy]

You know what? I have been trying to avoid myself from becomming the next victim of drunkfortress but I love this fortress too much to avoid it. I want the fortress to endure and survive even if it will be forgotten soon since nobody seems eager to play. I did not want to take a turn before someone else did but a few months of waiting is enough. Time to keep !!DRUNKFORTESS!! going. Frankly I have better things to do than play this suggessionfort but someone has to do it lest we be forgotten. Time to check out the save

Edit:
Time to play. Drunk.
I drank a full glass of 22% wine a bit over an hour ago on one gulp and headed for the nearest bar. Drank a cider, a pint of lager and a 20cl glass of some really crappy chinese red wine. Time to play

Hmm It has been moths. I idont drememnget this fort. I mean
I DONT REMMEbER this fortress.

Two enterences. One near a wrekked depot and one ...near the goblins=?
Goblins? oh? should have known

Whats t hat giant penis next to the enterende? Enterence
Arrow?

Okay, no idea of what is going  on.
WHBEN IN DOUBT! MORE MILITIA!

Iäm far from sober but I am still nase SAN E enogu to set a seed stockipioeöl

Wait a monet, I designed these halls. I know thsi design. Ahh it is THIS fort.

so many beds? ewitout drooms assigned? did it. How did I know? i would have forggotten the same way.

1st timber
Migrants

Not drun kabout . TIME TO DRIN KSOME MORE
Assigned them to be killed . tOok dome time to do
MNeeded a bookkeeper, broker. Assigned narya. He sharres aba bed antable with bobnovar. Or something, tu tgubjg

merchants. why no trade? forbinned doors? not aloower doutside+ GO OUT AND PLAU DOFS
Smelters make more good stuff. yes

Ooh, the rfuse chute i made a few thors ago works. No cat bones in the corridors. yes. nice

Mine more candy minions
Magma sea? again? pic2
MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!

pic3
assogmed fprboddem crap t p be permitted crap. should  five rhe lazy bums somethng to do
Oj still using the set foord dstopckpiles i made moths ago? time to put htem to good use
I have drank too much. time to stop

assigned trees to br cut for more bed s adn bins'
Jervill gave birth. shes a mother
pic4

Giant penis arrorw infront of gates progressiong well
yo, tome <TIME to check the stockpiöes
Wamr stone? yes, that si the reason i asked you to mine it
byitl a wall to protect our enterence. ahrd  to dol wihe dfrubj, DRHARD T O DRO WHILE DRINK"! HAR TO DO WHILE DRUNK I MEAN. to proitecct us,
more lavis h meals

moe slarbs. MORE SLABD FOR THJHE DEAD
drunk

new bloodtrails on the front lawn. progress. moe pblore MOE BLOOD FOR The mbLOOOD GOOD
NO MORE CRAFTING OF GobLENSX MORE CNDY CANDY SPEARS AND SWORDS! WE SHALL BE INVINCIbLE
d9inging our slabs is hard. habveto mka esure that they get okaced HAVE TO PLACE OUR SLABS

more gobbos. 30 os em
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8576

[Kamin]

You know what? I have been trying to avoid myself from becomming the next victim of drunkfortress but I love this fortress too much to avoid it. I want the fortress to endure and survive even if it will be forgotten soon since nobody seems eager to play. I did not want to take a turn before someone else did but a few months of waiting is enough. Time to keep !!DRUNKFORTESS!! going. Frankly I have better things to do than play this suggessionfort but someone has to do it lest we be forgotten.

Thank you, Scruffles! You know, I really think a lot of us are kind of waiting around for the next release... I know I am! It'll be glorious, indeed--I imagine all of us will end up falling off the wagon and crawl outta the alcohol-sodden woodwork when that time comes.

[Random_Dragon]

MINERS. THEY D ARE DROWNINFG IN MAFMA: HOT MOTLEM MAGMA. OH ARMOK!

Oh fuck yes. Hmm. Am I still alive in there? I can't recall if this is the same save I last played. O.o

[Scruffy]

Not really sure what happened that turn. I got a bit too drunk to play and didn't make it through the whole year.
I don't think that I managed to even turn the candy into wafers properly. Infact, it seems like nothing really got done.

The zombie elves are still playing with the gobbos, there is a weredwarf or something in a cage, we got loads of ghosts and there is a forgotten beast lurking in the caverns that seems to be trying to avoid our fortress. Even the FB doesn't want in... Also, for some reason the militia commander, the only somewhat competent dorf with 95 kills, is sleeping on the surface with every single bodypart on yellow. Apperently he went out hunting a while ago and had his rotten upper lip removed.

Everyone is somewhat unhappy except Jervil who is ecstatic