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[Random_Dragon]

I hate to double post, but I think I actually should get some bloody sleep, and consider this tomorrow if anyone grabs the dorf list and overseer-added rules.

And for reference, my planned drink this time will be about a third of a pint of 100-proof Southern Comfort. Not quite blotto unfortunately, but hopefully things will be Fun.

[Scruffy]

I hate to double post, but I think I actually should get some bloody sleep, and consider this tomorrow if anyone grabs the dorf list and overseer-added rules.

And for reference, my planned drink this time will be about a third of a pint of 100-proof Southern Comfort. Not quite blotto unfortunately, but hopefully things will be Fun.

I think that you can pretty safely ignore the overseer-added rules since people haven't added any new ones for atleast a dozen turns and they are hard to follow while drunk anyway. The last time I tried following them I ended up losing my journal, somehow abandoning the fort and losing my memory of the rest of the evening 

Edit:
I love that drunk fortress text near the dorf head. Nice
Also, anyone else notice that a single, non-forbidden door is all that separates our diningroom and magma and prevents our dorfs from becoming !!URIST!! Wait, I think that the diningroom is safe after all. The staircase will channel most of the magma into the bedrooms directly next to the bedrooms of nearly all of our named dorfs. Booze is safe. I think that was can just leave it like that.

[Random_Dragon]

I think that you can pretty safely ignore the overseer-added rules since people haven't added any new ones for atleast a dozen turns and they are hard to follow while drunk anyway. The last time I tried following them I ended up losing my journal, somehow abandoning the fort and losing my memory of the rest of the evening 

Yay. I did find that list of all prior players and lurkers, so I can dorf people. Having things to do today, I'll hopefully be able to play tonight if no one beats me to it.

Until then I at least have the save downloaded and in DF. I might do that raw-folder replacement someone mentioned will fix tileset issues. So long as no one added any mods that it would overwrite. >w>

[Clover Magic]

lol if there were any mods I overwrote them with my own raw replacement this last turn, so. XD  It's vanilla now!

[Random_Dragon]

Alright, it's morphing time, found a bottle of Bacardi rum with a ounce or two left to compliment the Southern Comfort, post will come in a moment.

Edit 1: Post ahoy, save  later tonight...doing better than expected, but next overseer will be having a bad day.

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7:08 PM- Starting DF, had a couple ounces of rum, followed by a swig of Southern Comfort, gonna likely hit it again after giving the fort a once-over.


7:15- Seems Clover already used who we have available for dorfing, so new dorfs will be added when we get migrants. Aside from the huge pile of dead blokes I saw somewhere, we seem to be alright. We have a possible vamp though? Time for a...swig. I wish I knew where my shot glass was.


7:20- Gotta split this pasture so the dogs will stop mauling each other. And I see a fuxkload of stuff we're gonna need to haul. And captive goblins, yum./ Starting to buzz, ein more swig.


7:25- By the beard of empress Sankis, this thing is ugly. A tomb, I guess. Lots of hauling and minor tasks that need to be done too, and a possed dorf. I'm butchering a lot of unclaimed random animals too. I hope we get more backs to strain under all this crap that needs hauling, soon.


7:26- No. Fuck you. I dun wanna know what this lever does. Also, our moody dorf resolved their needs right after a butchery, so he...she? needed bones. Oh, it was Clover.


7:28- Hah, she's actually a he. And fuck it, I just decided to tank the last few opunces of SC. This better get me dizzier, enough to see through the year.


7:31- What, it couldn't have been a mnug? Meh. Also, our bookie Enuisea...Enisea needed an office, I saw an undefined chair_table in the big polished bedroom and office area.

&:34- Yeah, put up thosse slabs, Bobnova. Cause fuck ghosts. Codyorr, you can rest mnow. Yay?

7:35- It seems our suspected vbamp is trapped in uglydorf's maw. Omnopmnom. Guess he'll either die or be useful? Doing what?


7:37- Oh right, our bookkepper is the vamp stuck there. Nice one. Fuck it, rcmgams is our bean cunter noqw.

7:39 Another wardog to be trainwed, gotta move these caged goobbos somewhere. We got a pit or arena yet? Balls./ Also, so mamny traps we need built. The fuck isn't our vamp engraving and smoothing when he had the labers enabled? Je'l engrave though. Odd.

7:42- Butcher the female puppies and kittens, yaaay. I'm not touching the war dogs though, they cool/

7:45: Woo, dizzy. Clover now a miner, I plot a mass pitting arena thingy for them goblins. When we get some migrants to conscript... Amnd buitcher all the pussy too, damn catsplosion. >.<

7:47- Wow, we have 2 miners now thankws to Clovber. Whoop dee do. Hope wegot woodcutter too.

7:51- restroom break made me realize how fuzzy-headed I am. Whee./ Holy fuck we have a lot of hatches, this benefits my arena plans,. I see no one cutting wood, but might just be buisy/ Also, forgotten beasts down rthere. Two of them. Fuck,  the caves better be secitere. Secure. And thos cats better not be adoptinfg people. Butcher shop[ getting rotten. Aw hell. Also, my FPS claims to be 10s of tjhousands que la chinga?


7:56 Work your digging magic Clover. So many dam,n mechanishms/


8:00- Oh fuck! Pull that buig ufly arrow lever! Gottverdamnt, Bob is dead. And the burrow I tried to acticatate...activate didn't help@ Then the bitch went and transformed into a dwarf then ran like a bitch./

8:02- Amazing everyone is quite content at worst. Still so much to do, only late sopring. More puppies and kitties,. D'aaw? Can't kill enough. Damnit. Still fuzzydrunked. And then while the game was idlying while I typed this, mighrants!

8:16 - Seems that big arrowed lever only seals SOMe of the drawbridges? New bobnova is a pump operator chick. And our newest soldier due to being a hunter. All other new arrivals are dorfed, added myself. I'm a beekeeper? DFuck it, I ordered myself to grab an axe to get wood. Huehuehuie Still not everyone on file dorfed.


8:22- Holy fuckballs we have 48 now, amnd a mostly full squyad of impendfing marksdwarvwes/ Most people on my list been doerfed. MaDE a new mabnager outta Dolwin just cause, and demanded some armor get made for our tiny baby man squad of dickshooters. Also demanding some engraved memorials and coffins get up now.

8:32- And ambush! Ohfuck! Dogs and dying and welves are here to get looted? And another ambush, oggod! And a snatcher! And oh fuck, Kamin you died.

8:36- 10 random guys are squaded cause we're gonna die soon. Elves might too. Yay?


8:41- Og sweet zombie Jesus it won't end! The hordes are here, fuck! Fuckers finally ran but we got some wounded and I think 4 died.

8:45- Life goes omn, because dorfs are hard as steel. Is it summer yet? I'm, feel;ing less dizzy. Not yet. Fuck, Stadekwhatever has a fey mood and still so many dead fuckers to move aROUND. And where the hell is the lever linked to the trade depot's bridge? I dun even know if it's a retractyors or drawbridge! Also, we need a well? Uhoh.

8:48- M<ercifully StaD began his project swiftly. Gotta scout for water and get wood.

8:49- Shit, I see no water in the caverns, none up at the surface...only early summer and I might soon quite. Fuck. \Also fuck, no barracks? No hospital? We are fucked.


8;52- Aw yeah, that is gonna be our barracks, bitches! Gotta provide a spot overwatching our trade depot entry, and putting drawbridge here cause fucked if I know if that other gbridge QWORKS!

8:58- Huh, no tantrums yet. I'm surprised. Everything is slow cause huge backlog of shit to do. And now Kamin been dorfed anew, and told not to hunt. Join the army, instead!

9:04- Not much happening, too much backolog and still early summer. Fuck, is this gonna be another unfished year? No. I'm still fuzzyhead, I must...blargh./ @_@

9:04- Huh, human is the only civ not showing on civblist. Odd.


9:12- Yay, our new overwatch site is donwe. Catsplosion slowly gets butchered. Took forever for idiots to stop trying to build the arrowslits while STANDING on them. Also dehyrdated baby, just add water! And dehaydrated RCMgames...oops?

9:20: Oh shit, a honey badger! Wait, where? All it did was rage? Oh hey, migrants! Marksdorf squard full again!

9:23- Aw hell, homney badgets still! Uhoh...markdwarves, transform and roll out!


9:26- Oooorah! Let's see you rage your way out of THAT, pendejo!

9:30- Augh, feeling more sober. Closer...at least until fall, I think I can last. Also, a Bobnova is haunting our shit. Uhoh.


9:33- ...huh? I found part of what the arrowed lever does. Oops?


9:35- Oi, wut? Fuck no, you're gonna make fucking slabs cause we have dead guys haunting our shit.


9:40- Amlost fall, and my arena is nearly finished. That zombie might have fun soon...?

9:46- Humans arrive, yay! Maybe they'll trade without leaving like the elves did. And speaking of pussy elves, that elf zombie won't fight the goblins...why?


9:50- Hey guess what? You humies are late. Guess what also? Fuck you guys, I'm taking whatever shit I want. Ha! And then gonna shoot some of them because I feel like it.

9:56- Whoops. Okay, I forgot I have no good place to shoot INTO the trade zone from. Killed most of the guards, and...um...2 dead, and then kobold thief. Waitwhat?!


9:58- Fuck, most of our markdwarves are dead or wounded, or unhappy...fuck. And I really gotta call it quits...

Edit 2: Save is up, yay? http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=8417

[Bobnova]

If we're still using the world I generated (I think I called it Drunker Fortress or something like that) then you'll find that the dwarves are happy to carve up elves and goblins and such to make food/soap out of them. Other than that there have been a few mods, but all have been wiped out by people putting in graphics, taking out graphics, putting in graphics, etc. Which is fine.

That turn was a crack up. I laughed harder than I have in a couple days. Especially at the bean cunter.

[Clover Magic]

Great turn!  Even though I gave the vampire her own mason's workshop to give her a chair for an office lol, I wanted a walled-up vampire bookkeeper.  And for the record, there is water on the map - it's just down in cavern 3.  I discovered that trying to save the first injured dorf on my turn.

Me and my friends are going to attempt to do a group Drunk Fortress Saturday night, should be !!fun!!

[Random_Dragon]

Great turn!  Even though I gave the vampire her own mason's workshop to give her a chair for an office lol, I wanted a walled-up vampire bookkeeper.  And for the record, there is water on the map - it's just down in cavern 3.  I discovered that trying to save the first injured dorf on my turn.

Me and my friends are going to attempt to do a group Drunk Fortress Saturday night, should be !!fun!!

Oh flying derp, that explains the mason shop. I thought it was a complex scheme to dump rocks on him and somehow recover whatever useless crap he might be able to produce. Oh well, I put him to work smoothing and engraving the Seņor Ugly's mouth. o3o

[Bobnova]

lol.

Group Drunk Fortress sounds like the best idea ever. I look forward to this!


EDIT:
I may manage to bring myself to believe that another whack at this is a good idea this weekend sometime. I'll try, certainly. It's been a bit.

[Vyro]

Lovely stuff! The theme is still up and running. Sign me in then.
Out of booze for now, unfortunately. But once there's enough, I'll take a turn and record it to Youtube or whatnot - just the game and me making silly puns and laughing at them. Man do I love doing that while drunk.

[Yoink]

Bahaha, that was grand.
I love how both Yoinks are simultaneously on break... seems like DF is echoing real life, there!
Gonna have to grab some booze when I get home, and hopefully get the chance to do a turn in the not-too-distant future.

[Dutchling]

This looks fun. How do I sign up for this?

[TD1]

Quite simple, really. Get drunk, check if anyone else has said they're already playing and if it's free start playing.

[Random_Dragon]

This looks fun. How do I sign up for this?

It'll be fun to see a new player add to this, if you get a free evening to. Or morning, whatever. o3o

Just hope you don't encounter any irresistibly-tempting levers labelled "do not touch" like I did in my first run.

Thankfully, if I remember right, this fort pretty much lacked lever notes until my turn. So it's the unlabelled doomsday levers you'll have to watch out for. XP

[Dutchling]

Well, I'll let you guys know when I get my hands on some liquor.

Should not take too long