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[Lovechild]

Right. SO I had a few beers in the fridge that weren't doing themsleves abny good. Why not take a stab at this I thought. only had one beer so far but I havent drunk much else today so it should work out. Head ffeels suitably wooshy. Downloading save now.

[Scruffy]

Right. SO I had a few beers in the fridge that weren't doing themsleves abny good. Why not take a stab at this I thought. only had one beer so far but I havent drunk much else today so it should work out. Head ffeels suitably wooshy. Downloading save now.

Go for it. I hope that those couple beers will be enough since the fort needs a good drunken kick in the nuts

[Lovechild]

Yeah it goes hroribly smooth. Will post bigger update soon.

[Lovechild]

GAME START

Ok, what the fuck i'm i looking at? SOmeone is digging teo tunnels int the middle ifof nowhere. on every single floor.b WHY? I nned another beer,.

On the other hand there is a magma tunnel here and out entrance is conveniiently located in a pit. This opportunity cannot be missed.

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Oh and I'm making my self the mayor of this sorry excuse for a place just so you knwo.

The insane thrree thousand fuckign tunnels project is decommousoned. We are working on the MNAGANAMMA PRIOCJKECT instead!

(shit what did i just wwrite)

I have mandated the construction of a bucket! This shall be done!

Mercahnts need to bring us sttel because we seriously don't have that.

Woah some kid says FUCK SOCIETY. I like him. He made a harp, I mean a guitar for punk riffs.

Huunter interrupted by white stork? Jesus christ dont be a wuss.

Maybe your worried I'm going to drown the fortress in magma bu t don't be. See here my clever system for protesting the fort and draing the magma out.

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I have mandated two buckets. I am the geratet leader ever.

Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.

Its spring. But Im continuing until the MAGMA PROJEKT is fienshed.

CraCKIGN another beer.

The main fortress. See the small lever room up there. It controls MAGMAM PROJAECEK just so you kneow.

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Migrants! Well fuck them. they wont starve until the next ruler anyway.

and the dorfs are just plopping babies everywhere too. This wont end well. for someine else. Oh yeah there are 130 people here now a siege should come at any moment.

A peoisised clotheier. Wel boo fuckinghoo he doesnt get skill increas fro that so why should i care.

Oh shit the fortress is thirsting to death! Why didn't anyone telle me!

TO BE CONTINUED

[Lovechild]

CONTINUED

Poasesesd guy made a sheep right glove, i mean serosly. Not even any good engravings of dwarves brungin elves and xeath on it.

I mandate the construction of becacelets, it ios hte only way this for t will survisve.!

Oh wait there was something i was supposed to remember

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dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.

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KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.

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I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.

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Well uuh i thuik someone else will have to wrap this up. btw everyone is dying of thirst

http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7885

[Bobnova]

I love it, nothing like opening Drunker Fortress to cause another beer to be opened.

[Naryar]

I'm betting the fort gets flooded with magma next turn...

...oh wait it's already done.

This may be one of the best turns yet, insane drunken rambling by the player at it's finest !

[Siquo]

Oh wait there was something i was supposed to remember

dontworry ill fix this. juist pull the safety levers.

KAMIN went to pull the safety klevers and just died outta nowhere. This is odd.

I thought marble was a magma safe stone, i really did.

Golden.

[lawastooshort]

Seriously the fort has a soap industry? I can't set up that shit when I'm sober. Someone must have chaeta.

I think it's the only thing I accomplished.

Although I guess someone must have been responsible for the three thousand tunnel project.

Oh, and I might try to accomplish nothing again this evening.

[bragos]

I will be drinking a bit so i might grab a turn as well (no guarantees tho)
would prolly be around 04:00 CET (05:00 GMT).

if someone else takes a turn first np, but it would be awesome if the save is uploaded quickly just in case

Really curious about these thousands of tunnels, dont remember seeing them in my turn or screenies yet.

[lawastooshort]

If I have a go, it will be between 21:00 and 01:00 CET and I will do my best at uploading immediately.

[Ruhn]

It's really easy to miss things that are underground, if we have that many tunnels it is time to start building fallout shelters!  The one Clover built way back was missing something like food or slabs or whatever, so make the next one bigger.

Also, how can the dwarfs of DRUNK FORTRESS be SOBER right now?Q!!  Not acceptable, everyone take 2 shots immediately.

[Scruffy]

I like where this fort is going.
"Oops, the fort is about to get flooded with magma. Time to end the turn and make it someone else's problem"  Heh heh
Building a magma source directly above the fort is always the best way to make drunk forts interesting

fallout shelters!  The one Clover built way back was missing something like food or slabs or whatever, so make the next one bigger.

That was a really good and complicated shelter. (Though it caused some drunken lever confusion with so many levers and some temporary well flooding)
Still my favorite drunk fort thus far (Sorry about the FB incidents and accidental abandon back then) Oh and crundles. SO MANY CRUNDLES! Nearly all they ate was crundle tallow biscuits!

[Scruffy]

No saves from bragod or lawatooshort?
I am pretty much drunk enough to start a turn

edit:i am going to skip just in case that there is a more recent save

[bragos]

sorry, couldnt do my turn afterall