Note: I've previously had 1/2 bottle of wine, and 3 beers of various sizes.
21:15 - Poured a drink, vodka-Dr Pepper (big favourite, it's great since it only tastes Dr Pepper, no matter how much vodka you put in there).
21:17 - Downloading the save. Takes forever. Taking a look at what's been going on with the current fort in the meantime.
21:25 Drink finished, poured another. Out of vodka. Rum it is! Captain and Coke! Yaaay Captain!
21:27 Download finished, going to start it upt o get a look at it before I start for real.
21:30 Ookey... From what I can see, we have no bedrooms, no kitchens. We doe hove a shitload of dogs and cats. ANd tracks. And pumps. I've never used tracks or pumps. SO I'll leave them be. We have magma smelters thouygh. Never used that neither. But hey, what could happen? What I assume is bedrooms have been dug though. Tjhe pattern makes me dizzy.
21:34 the clutter of this fotr makes me sad. Stone everywhere. Nothing smoothed. Blerhg.
21:35 Todays soundtrack: In Flames! Best. Thing. Since. Rolling Stones. Even if it's not quite the same type of music.
21:36 Still correcting my spelling. That's very un-drunk fortress of me. I'll try to stop. Aw. Did it again.
21:38 We have a hunter who's name is blinking. What the fuck does that mean? I assmumed he was on fire, but can't find a clue about that anywhere. I'd hoped he'd tell me if that was the case. Granted, I've yet dto do anything except look around, maybe he'll gell me when I unpause.
21:42 F'ck this is a mess. I thought it was the living quarters., but there's workshops in the middle of everyhing. I now understand what people have said previously about drunk fortress.
21:344 Poured another dirnk. I must stop finishing the last of the bottles in those. Getting quite strong. But either waym , captain is dead. Long live captain. Moving hon to havana club. But still rum n' coke. Getting ready to play now, methins. you have to figure out fory ourselves if that was supposed to mean methinks of kretins, I won't correct it , true to my previouis workd. Setting start time to 22:00, giving me stome time to visit the mens' room and maybe getting some more durnk. See yiy tgeb,
22:00 AANND I'm off! And hte monent I unpause I get confirmateion that yes, the hunter was onfire. we now have a fire in the main stockpile. wtf. Added gun ti byrrow, hoe he goes there. it's in the brook, soh e'll live, hopeuflly.
22:04 Nope, he died. Drinks on me. And he left fires raging in the main stocklpile, gee, thanks.
22:06 Dwarves are dying everyheer. and I have barely unpaused. BOBNOVE! YOU SAID YOUYR TURN WAS BORIMG! BPRONG != !!FUN!! == NO BURNING DWARVES! I thought nothing bad was going to hapen until AT LEAST 5 mins in! As a punishment I'mm renaming you. "BobNova XXVI" with profession "HeJustWon'tStayDead". Yes, Iväe read about how many of you there've been, not even the current incatination fo you knew. But XXVI should cover it, don'ät think there's been that many runs. You're welcome.
22:15 Removed all beds from their current place, going to put them in the (what I assume to be) mined out berooms. OK WTF, we now have 6 dead dwarves due to the fire. And it's still sring! DRINKES FOR EVERYONE!But mostly me.
22:18 Well, that yook care of the dog and cat problem. They too got burned. ALong with about 10 dwarves. I still blame the previous overseer. I heard he's drinking on the job. YUp. I made a hole for the smoke to pass though, hhat s a good effort I htink.
22:20 Dwarves throwing tantrums, not happy. My smoek-hole is not yet dung. WHAT CAN I DO?! It has been three days ingame, and I've lost more dwarves than I've ever done. This makes me a sad drunk. And misasma. WHY MISASMA=!
22:25 I'ts moonstone now, I think it might be enough to contunis to granite, whyu? Because the fort will be dead before that. Yes. This is going to hell in a halfpioe. Imean, hwo's idea was it tp åöace tje butcher and refuse pile at an entrancfe? HOPE YOU LIE MIASMA! +k
22:29 Someone just threw a barrel at a child. The child died. That's what happens when a barrel gets stuck in your head, go figure. WHAT IS WORNG WITH THIS PLACE?!
My smoke hold as been dig, but smoke is already gone, so no use. Removed butcher and refurse pile, so no more miasma. but no-one is doing what I tell them, becuase everyone is tantrumming. Yay?
22:35 new dirnk, same as last. Noboney is doing what I tell them, it's anyarchy. ANARCHY! I'd discipline the dwarves, but htey're doing that fine to themselves. I've remamed the one who threw the barrel into something more appropriate. THat will e my legacy, fi nothign else. He's now known as Heartless Bastaed, Childkiller!
22:44 Wondering if I should not just let this run unpaused, because I t donset' batter what I do. They just ignore me. I blame it on the previous overseer.
22:46 It's 22nd monstone now, it's bene lass then a month. ANd hte fort is dting. dynign, not dating. dating would be good, and bad, because then hafl would e happy asnd ahalf woudl be fad. But still better than all being sad adn thworing things at children. THat's not OK.
22:47 I see now whow the previous overseers came off as inhuvamnly drunk, it is because of ny spelling correction. I eman, I'm drunk, but not THAT drunk, but lack of spelling controll make's you seem very wasted. Just and onbservation for futuire scienteists. Poured another drink. Oh Havana, you are the only one who truly understands me. Absolut and the Captain, they were youst termproraty flings!
22:51 We have a guy going berserk. Sending the military to calm him down.
22:52 The planter going berserk has calmed down.
22:57 It's going werll.
22:59 Now that's just not ok.
23:01 New drink. It's 26th moonstone now, things are looking hopeless. I'm building a sceter project to carlm people the fuck down, but I douthb it'll hepl. I blame the precious overseer.
23:04 I'm thinking the recent disasters might've something to do with my choice of musig, co I'ms witching to something a bit more neutral: The one and only DIO! There's noething a bit of Holy Diver won't cure! THing's will surely start to look up now!
23:07 Oops, cave-in. Forgot to checkj the lower level before I dug for my "Project Happiness!". Wrex got some bruises, but otherwise it's ok.
23:08 Misclicked and started eclipse for the 3rd time. No dammit, I don't want to work right now! Have to move that rfom next to chrome. ANonyng.
23:11 A hild just went berserk, had to order the troops to kill him. Sad, but what to do. Disobedience will NOT be accepted! Even if 3/4 of the fort is doing it.
23:16 Yet again.
23:18
THIS! THis is what you left me with, BobNova!
23:21 Oh, the deparavatisy! I need a drink.
23:22 Oh, a snatcher. Yeagm bycause that's hust what I needed.
23:25 Smatcher escaped. Someone else went berserk. Military failed with snatcher, but didd well with berkser. Dead.
23:29 I seem to have done somethign with my DF. It now onl y shows when I press F12, and then in absolute fullscreen. But hey, guss what, that doesn't change what's happening.
23:32 Scruffy and ChildKiller are struck by melancholly. Poor bastards, at least they could be dead lkie pretyu much everoynj else.
23:33 Someone got a feyt mood. Yay, that sure is going to make a differenasce. Claimed DwarfCaraft cshop.
23:35 Ok, I give up. This fort is doomed, and I sward, I have no part in it, apart from maybe some flooding in the end whe nI tyried tho make a nice waterfall to calm stuff the fuck down.
Don't feel I got much done, things just wnet downhill form the monent I unpaused with fhte firey guy and all. I wond't abandon, however much id' like to, if someone feels they cvan drunkenly save it, be my guest. Or if you wish, revret to the previous save, I doubt anything could be done though.
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