Starting a turn. I'm just doing a season if I rememer the stop. ALL TIMES CENTRAL STANDARD TIME. I live in IOWA!
9:48 am began fist Mike's Hard Lemonade. Started downloading save.
10:06 am Finishes drink right before download. I listen to Senate hearing on Gun Control for a few seconds. Back to the game.
10:08 am Stupid blizzard. I could only get into work at a gas station and buy some Mike's. I haven't had Mike's in years. I started my second drink.
10:11 am I remembered I only use the LNP. Time to get a vanilla and class it up with some graphics.
10:17 am Firing it up.
10:18 am Good God! A coupe of rotten muskox and a stray buffalo cow.
10:20 am Ok seems good. Designated some up/down stairs that went to nowhere before begining designation again.
10:L27 am I took a screen shot of the moose being chased around. Funny stuff. Oh yeah the stairs. Good thing I got this report thing. I can definately feel the alcohol. Time to finish drink 2.
I pasted the original picture and saved. Then I deleted it by saving over it with another picture.
10:30 am Tried to unpause MSpaint. Things are looking up.
10:34 am Everyone is farming and notg doing what I say. Beginning 3rd drink. Moose still getting chased and accidentally svaed over last file. oh well new chase screenshot taken.
Jerks finished too quickly too.
10:36 am Added bed Hotkey.
10:39 am Two kittens born! Yay! Oh and some puppy a while ago but who cares about that. The lazy bum Wrex finally gets around to digging things.
God I hate Wrex. He's so small and picky.
10:45 am FUCK! Ingrates have arrived!
I hate INGRATES!
10:46 am Woops. Guess I shouldn't have deconstructed that wall.
10:49 am lol. The Moose is being led around by a dwarf while being chased by a zombie muskox! Summoned the military and the muskox died from a bolt. Everyone is inside now.
10:56 am Began 4th drink. This 5% alcohol is bullshit. I'm used to 40% and 4 oz at a time. Renamed a Carpenter after me. Oh we got 5 ingrates. Guess the dead bodies on the stairs didn't bother them.
10:59 am started construction of 10 coffins. We'll need 'em.
11:03 am Jervill goes stark raving MDAD! For no reason. Dick.
Probably those bodies on the upstairs steps.
11:06 am As I ginish 4th drink we reach an expansive underground cavern. It's a lak3e! Just a lake and nother else! WHOA!
11:08 am Oh nevermind. Better close that off quick.
11:11 am Start 5th drink. Coffins biult and area designated. I hope burying those corpses calms down Jarvill. Eh, whatever.
11:19 am Build trade depot and open up the fort.
11:21 am Shit! Only got the liaison. I told him we need anvils, seeds, drinks, and some bags. I hope that's what we need. Didn't bother to check. Maybe I should look at food and booze stocks.
11:24 am Jersk want blocks, ammo, and toys. I told him he just needs baby stabbing chambers but he wouldn't listen. I think he's an elf.
11:27 am Appearently I made some booze and food. People will live for a little longer on thier grub filled sandwiches and burnt swill.
11:30 am Dwafed Sappho as the usless fisherdwarf I almost sent to help train the military. Finished 5th drink.
11:33 am Started 6th drink. Winter is upon you! Eh, whatever. I'm going to keep drinking but I'll had this off to someone else since Mike's isn't really drinking. Maybe I'll come back for one of the usual vodka/16 shot days.
I'll upload screens in a bit. I've never done anything like this so I have to set stupff up buzzed or whatever sugar drunk is. I started a waste area and designated a huge pasture with all our tame animals in it. Had to wall off the lake since it was actally connected to a cave system.
The save.
http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7356
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