OK, here I go !
Drinking History Before Starting to Play12:07 Opening up first bottle of Duvel, and cutting up first lemon. Smells very nice.
12:10 First swig of beer with lemon juice. Damn it is good.
12:12 Downloading previous save. Realized I already downloaded it 2 minutes ago. Damn it, I barely even started to drink and i'm getting confused.
12:16 Opening save, first thing I see is a four waterwheel battery...
perpendicular to the water flow. What the fuck ?
12:17 Finishing first glass of beer.
12:19 Second serving of beer with lemon. I hope the lemon doesn't make the beer lose too much alcohol. anyways, not unpausing until sufficiently inebriated.
12:22 Dwarfing myself, the same exact dwarf than in my previous failed attempt.
12:23 Finishing second glass, and firt bottle, of beer.
12:24 Talked too soon. There's still more beer in the first bottle. Nearly a full glass. Finishing it, this time without lemon... For now, let's explore the fort to see what has changed.
12:29 Finishing third glass of Duvel, and first bottle, this time for real. Nice buzz. I'll drink another bottle and then my body will be ready.
12:31 Pressure accident ! Nope, not the fort, just my bottle of Chimay Red. Oh well, that's a bti of beer on the table.
12:35 Chimay + lemon, first taste. It's good.
12:42 Second glass of Chimay. With yet more lemon. Ifully expect to play at 13:00.
12:44 Let the lemon fall while squeezing it. Should be good for for drunk fort.
12:47 I'm starting to burp. The signs are good !
12:50 OK, that's 2 33cl bottles of beer (respectively 8° and 7,5°) under my skin.
12:52 While I do have a nice buzz and alcohol is clearly affecting me, I have the feeling I'm still not drunk enough. I think i'm gonna go to my favorite bar and drink something else.
12:56 Yeah, I'm going to the bar. I suspect if I finish my two remaining beers I'll be too drunk to go to the bar and not be rejected, so i'll go now.
No starting at 13:00, most porbabbly 13:10 or 13:15 though.
13:24 Damn I've taken some time. Had a tripel karmeliet. It's VERY good. I suggest you taste it if you come across one and you're a beer enjoyer. Playing now !
Playing the Fortress while Drunk13:28 Not enough stuff. By tht i mean bedrooms. I'm digging moar bedrroms.
13:31 ah shit there's a fail bedroom in that corner, fixing that
13:33 there's a damn lot of spare beds in that fort. at least 30.
13:34 Happened upon the lever room. i thought i would get some FUN by pulling the levers at random but someone was
sober nice enough to give them notes.
13:38 that dining room is pretty small
i therefore order moare tables and chairs
13:41 what time is it ?
20th Opal, mid-winter. Leaves me 1 month to prepare for the next goblin ambush/siege.
13:42 Saving game, just in case of catastrophe.
13:47 Started drinking my last chimay. I should maybe improve that defense design. More cage traps is never bad.
13:50 Well, there's a damn cave crocodile chomping on my dwarves. Sending military to rescue.
Considering quite a bit of my dwarves are unhappy and that the croc already killed at least two dwarves... yeah. I hope I don't get some stupid tantrum spiral.
13:56 For some stupid reason, Jervill decided to attack the cave crocodile WITHOUT armor or weapons. Well, he lost his whole left arm.
13:58 Well, Siquo did killed the croc. at least this is solved. Now I must solve general unhappiness due to dead dwarves.
14:00 Finished glass of chimay blue. Will cage trap the hell out o th cavern entry to avoid further disasters.
14:04 ok what the HELL is up with that giant mess of a cavern entry ?
(Yes, the rock is elves. Maybe Mayday isn't kind on that tileset. Nevermind.
14:06 Some miners seem to be stuck 2 z-levels lower. I dig something for them to escape.
14:12 Obsidian month has come. I'm saving before some stupid stuff breaks up my fort.
14:15 Rammed my foot into my cooking plates's infrastructure while moving. No pain whatsoever. Yeah, I'm definitely drunk.
14:21 Ordering some rock pots, except that useless manager hasn't allowedd any work orders since I come i control of this fort. I may have to change him.
14:23 Oh wait, the bloody manager is as the hospital (more like dwarf dying zone) and totally incapacitated. Well, I'm cha nging stuff ! H-8973 is now the manager. I'm removing fish cleaning since it is like the most fuck useless job ever.
14:28 Finished another glass of alcohol, and my third bottle of Chimay. It was a blue. anyways manager got something good , hopefully I on't get to annoy myself by giving orders to the right worshop. Manager to battl !
14:32 Well, that very manager give birth to a child. Saving again, you never know when random frustrating stuff might strike my fort.
14:34 Ordering more drinks. We don't have enough to satiate a 120 dwarf fort. 128 drinks won't be long until this fort gets alcohol dependacny...
14:36 I am very much sufficiently inebriated to care about this fort. Manager is doiing his/her work, after removing a few jobs.
14:39 Well... this isn't looking good. Scruffy died in the hospital. also, T-62a is throwing a tantrum. G-9219 has gone stark raging mad. I wonder if I can hold this fort for long
14:43 Scruffy died of dehydratation, that's a problem in a 120 dwarf fort !!!! I should make a well somewhere. Starting work on well !
14:44 There's some useless liaison. I would kill it if it didn't made a loyalty cascade or some shit. Oh well. Starting work on well. Saving as well.
14:46 I definitely need more motivation than just alcohol. Starting to listen to Iron Savior, it's manly and should help me do GLORIOUS acts.
14:54 Finished well designation, some stupid bunny pet got stuck in the water digging while the water is flowing. Nope, I don't care.
15:00 LOL FLOODING. I somewht badly calculated some stuff, and therefore I flooded one of the gold veins. Oh well, no big loss !
15:03 an ambush ! curse them ! Well, I shall bring up most of my non-drunk tactics skill and try to slay them.
15:08 Stupid goblins, chasing random animals... Well, at least it gives me enough time to regroup all of my soldiers. Hopefully.
15:14 yeah gobs vs dwarves, let's see how we fare
Iron Savior - Moment in Time should be good
15:18 damn it stop bothering me with baby dwarves being born, the most important is military
15:20 we seem to be winning this fight but i'm not sure
15:24 Yes ! the ambush is defeated ! However, Siquo has been heavily wounded. We'll see how this fairs.
15:35 Well... I improved the drink stuff overall. Not enough drinkin'
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