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[Ruhn]

I AM COME TO WREAK HAVOC ON YOUR SANITY ONCE AGAI- what the fuck happened here?

Yo, did this go down?

[AustralianWinter]

14:29 - poured my first beer, downloaded the save. Will be drinking a couple of beers, before I start the game.

I have 18 cans of really bad beer, a flask of horrible applejack, which I will mix with some kind of soft drink. I also have some vodka, which I might shoot, at some point, to celebrate great things that happens to our fortress.

14:35 - These beers are seriously bad. Still drinking them. I should have bought something better.

15:17 - Two beers down. Taking a shot to speed things along.

15:52 - Two and a half beers, three shots. I can feel the alcohol by now. The beers are beginning to taste better too.

15:55 - tripped over a shot-glass. Yeah, I'm dfinitely not sober anymore, despite my spelling being allright, I guess.

16:00 - Finished beer. Iopening another. Have no idea if everyonebdy is dwarfed. Taste in music getting shitteir byu the minute. Woææ beign DF after this eer.

16:"8 - opening another beer - not i'm going in.

1st of Granite

Okay, only Sparkl Horses and Chinglish are dwarfed. I'm going to have a sip of beer, and theyn I'll dwarf everyone.

My beer hates me, seriously.

Have no idea about genders at all. really. Dwarf therapist does not agree with df itself. wtf.

What the hell
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.

The place is overflowing with ghosts. Wtf.

Will attempt to post som escreenshots in my nect yudoptae

[Scruffy]

So it begins..

What the hell
We have a lot of rams not being farmed for anything. Or sometghing, I have no idea. I need alcholoh.

Sounds promising

[AustralianWinter]

Looking at the hall. Damn, what the hell. Theres sotne all onver the place, nod idea what haås up with that.

Drank another beer,

Okay, I see a lot of halls. No dwarfed that sthat. No dwarfes whatsovefrr. I sup. ATAGÆGAH

Tjos fprtress ois omsameæy desogmed-

IO'll try that again, this ortress is really badly designed. I can fiond absolutely nothing.




Another beer.

By noiw, I'm justing listing the glass of beer I drink, canøt keep track of the actual abherrs. Beers.    

Okay, I'm getting completely spammed byu ydpated sfr4om the dwarfecs about them being interyupted or whatever, because thedy tdonty have the seeds the needs. It's impsoiiblet to find out what I should o the the fortress.

[Scruffy]

Seal the caverns! (or not. It's up to you to decide  )

Anyway, I think that you can post the pictures after the turn like most of us did. It is too much of a hassle while drunk.

[AustralianWinter]

Another glass.

Fpund a lot of stuff down in the fortress somwwhere that wasf forbidden. I unforbid it, so that we could use it. I sure hope no onew awas usiong ait.

Made atstuade garden wit h the nice wstaute. Statue. The artifact one. Someone made.

N one is tending to the rafms. Farms. Clover magic is the new expedition leader, apprantly. I am completely absolutelkyu asgflæ lost . really.

Made the military rtrans a little.

Why is there a table and a chair one uses down in the bowels of the fortress?

This is more a case of me b eing drunk and looking at ha the fortress,a and  not so much plaing the game.

Another beer.

Uh.

I',. I have apparantly dwarfed myself as a liason wbich is frinedly. That's better than hostile I guess. Woa.

Dwarf therapist is really fcking the is up.

There's a forgotten beast somewhere called C'thutha. I think this i funny.

I just poured anpothjer beer.

Why is the fishery forbidden?

I can't write tdated thsi is hard enough. XD

WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNS

[Siquo]

I like the way this is going... 

[AustralianWinter]

Okay hte milratry tgas ui, bitgbi, biwg´m ´,. bowhere to train,. god, nowhere is really hard to spell on a dansi haæt keyboard.

I'm getting more incomprehensible bt the sexcond. I'm pretty impressed i managed to write that!
 Woat.


I just tried to start paint with sopacevar, Serioyskly.


Agaibn.

This hads to stop.


I can't fiogure out to make things not unforbidden, anymore.

I made everytone brew, so that we don't run out of booze. That would be trirrbel.e Terrible. Am truomg tp æpcate tje cjgpts-

Goddamnit, stupid danish keuboard, making everything cmpletely odd for everyone.

Amn trying to locate the gohsts,. Theyuø're hiding, the bastards.

Another beer. Have stoppedf hteagladf. Wait, It's pretty hard to write this. Ah, I have forgotten a cpupkle of beers to write down,. Or somethignasdfø. Pause while I drink,.

[Ruhn]

It is brave to take things from the lost fortress.

WHAT VARCERNS I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE CARVERNS

Does this mean another FB has arrived to give us troubles? 

[Bobnova]

Drunk Fortress - You're doing it right

[AustralianWinter]

Creating worhsnops so that we can get something done. Have makred someoalce to be dug out. Diong't we have nay picks?

Everytone is aparant ly attending a paryu. Not working really.

Irish folk myusic is really nice for this. Whiskey youøre the devioæl!


Huzzah! Drinks are getting brwered! This is the most succes i have had at all!

Fnished beer. opening atnohter.

Smoking a ciggarette. Serioustyly. Tobacco is a reall hoo aidea.

30 migrants. Th9s 9s j9ce!

This is nice!

Everyo0ne is fishing, thous. This is pretty nice.

Work might be done at htios rate.

Just thought something was brweing fish. O wpuld be rweong fish.

Goddamint, I stopped ,alomg seemse-

Merchants!

 have given up on the fucking mercahtns, or whatever.


There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.

Have absolutely no idea.

[AustralianWinter]

Okay, read this inm a french accent. It makes more sense. I thimlk.

[Scruffy]

There's a troll on the strais running up and down, and there's a bridgte i cab'nt undetrstand, and the military refvuse to kill the blooe yt troolk.- The troll. Or wgatever.

Have absolutely no idea.

Are the doors forbidden?
Also, I think that some of the levers have a description (press N)

[AustralianWinter]

The doors might be locked. I have no kidea.

tHERE S A BPAR WHICH AHVE BECOPME A LARGER BOARD

oR SMOETHIG.

i NEED TO GTH E A SNDMPKR.-

Therese anitger o9arty giinhg ion,¨

Therm rehcanitns from athsalætj are rålæeaved.-

Keavubg, Keavun g,¨

Leaving. Goddamn this journal is reallt jfaslæfjk.
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YThe potash makers are hyaving children,. What,

I'd hope the fucking otrash makers owyuld have no xchildre.

Made a hole down to the people not doing anything. OPr somethimg. OPG HADHGAD

The mined has given hbirth TIO ANTRICHRIST

A FORGOTTEN BEAST HAD SCOME

ASAELÆASJE!

OMEESGATHOELIG HAS COME OG HDOG!

It's cardinal hair is long and shaggy OH GOD! WHAT ATHE FUCKT!§

It's moth atnd shell is wounded! HUZZAH!

 fell mood.

GHoddamn.

SHUI! THERES TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTS!§ OG HOPD§

DWARVED ARE DYING LEFT AND RIGHT!

GOD! ALL THE DWARVED ARE DYING!

AAAAAAH!

THERE'S TWO FORGOTTEN BEASTSA IN THE TUNNELLS!

Okay the forgpttem neasts is getting killed! Necause it fell asleep. There's miasma all over the place. Omgh.

There's also been crafted a dwarf bone hepmd. I consider this a viccotrued for the fortersss!

MIGRANTS! YES!" THIS IS GREAT!

THWE FORTRESS MIGHT SURVIVE!

THE FORGOTTEN BEASTSA RE DEFEAFTED! YEAS! THIS IS A GRE#AT VIVXTOREUD!

[kisame12794]

Huh.